Mindplay

DECEMBER 2008

2009-01-04T05:02:00.000-08:00

First of all, may I take this opportunity to wish you all the very best for you and yours in 2009. It’s going to be a belter; I feel it in my water.

Usually, my newsletters are longer and are spiked with what, I hope, is humour. However, I’m saving the humour for something else because… You’ll never guess what… Scotsman Publications have given me my own weekly column!

I can’t believe that somebody has been daft enough to give me the opportunity to vent my spleen in public. The series is called “Drew’s Views”, and you will be able to access it online soon. In the meantime, please take the time to click here… http://www.westlothianhp.co.uk/14824/Gritter-Critters.4800408.jp

and here http://www.westlothianhp.co.uk/opinion/HALLY-FLAMIN-LOOYAH.4820475.jp

where we are getting it sorted out, and see if you like my style. Comments and views can be sent straight from the site, will be carefully vetted by the editor, then dumped into cyberspace.

THIS MONTH IN BRIEF:

I had another meeting with the BBC, (Hello, Peter!) so we now have a couple of format ideas going forward for consideration by the commissioning editors. It seems that the earlier series of which I was the subject met all expectations and left a bit of an impression, so there should be more of the same, riding on the back of that. (Of course, the success of the series was not down to me, but to the excellent skills of Anne, Peter, Lucy and Vic – well done, one and all.)

Gigs this month included Deer Park, a great stage show in Edinburgh, and another at a plush venue in Glasgow where I performed for about 40 males who, I was reliably informed were “Glasgow’s most ‘colourful’ characters… if you understand what I’m saying.” I DID understand what I was being told, so I’m sure you can appreciate that I ingratiated myself and made no sudden moves!

There was also a private gig at an Indian Restaurant (they have a stage area for performances upstairs and asked me if I would consider doing a “public” show there... You know, I think I just might.) There was also another wee gig at a hospice (Rachel House for those who know it) and one at the Dunkeld Hilton.

I’m sure that those of you who receive – and read - this newsletter will remember my mention of Pat Quinn earlier in the year. Well, I was delighted to find that Pat’s daughter and son-in-law (Viv and Mike) were at my New Year gig. It just made the New Year celebrations all the more enjoyable, and all the more poignant.

Highlights of 2008

Good grief, where to start? I can only select a few of the many special moments that the year held, but that list would have to include the start of my work as “The Interrogator” on The Trisha Goddard Show. You can watch one of the trailers here: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=j8rXVvNzsbI

This year also saw a host of newspaper and magazine interviews, and for a while a non-stop succession of radio interviews which, I have to say, I really enjoyed. There is something very personal and intimate about radio, I find.

Then there was the flight in a microlight – kinda’ like being at 1000ft in a bucket – over my old hometown of North Berwick. And, of course, there was the 4-part BBC radio series “School for Genius”.

Although you can no longer listen to the series, you can still see the four little videos that were made with the kids here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/scotland/learning/news_views/2008/08/11/school_genius

There was also a truly wonderful trip by steam train from Linlithgow, up across Glencoe, and on to Mallaig. Truly memorable. And of course I would have to include the Bathgate Theatre show, where my mum actually ended up on stage during one of the demonstrations. I know I’ll pay for THAT one!

So, 2008 was a rollicking adventure, and I’m determined to cram even more into 2009. I hope yours is a firecracker, too! Go for it!

Peace to you, yours, and your neighbours.

Drew

November 2008

2008-12-11T14:03:00.000-08:00

GIGS THIS MONTH:
I had the usual mixed bag of gigs this month, but every one of them thoroughly enjoyable in their own way. There really are NEVER two days or two gigs the same. I LIKE that.

For example: I had four days in Manchester doing a trade show. Sure it was work, but Jay Tailor who owns the company I was doing the work for always finds great ways to make things interesting. Jay also runs the charity U Foundation for whom David Tod and I cycled from London to Paris last year. At the moment he is raising money to buy hi-tech but inexpensive solar lamps for the mud huts in which the Zambian children live in total, total darkness… and now there is light!

Anyway, while I was in Manchester, miles from the action, my grandson was being taken by air ambulance to King’s College Hospital in London. There were biopsies and the removal of gall bladder, parts of the intestine and parts of the liver. It’s left him with an impressive scar, but well – and back home again.

xxx

I also had a gig at Troon (It’s on the west coast of Scotland, for those who don’t know and don’t golf!) The comedian I was on with told us that a joiner had accidentally shot himself in the head with his nail gun – yet, surprisingly, felt no pain. He only discovered the problem when he tried to take his hat off!

That CAN’T be true. Can it?

xxx

On one busy day I had three gigs and a manic drive around the country. First off was a lunchtime gig at The Balbirnie House Hotel in Fife. (It’s lovely… the hotel, that is, not Fife.) Then on to a private party in Linlithgow, and then straight away again to a remarkable gathering on the outskirts of Glasgow. This gig was attended by a couple of directors and a couple of Celtic FC players (I’m sorry, but I don’t follow football so I didn’t know who they were, though apparently they are striker – ex-captain or something, and very famous) and their wives and girlfriends. It was a lovely, relaxed, intimate gig; a thoroughly enjoyable time with some very nice people.

I also had a charity “do” in Colinton, Edinburgh. This was a close-knit gathering of friends and family of the organiser. Just GREAT fun!

ART FOR ART’S SAKE
Okay, so I had a day off… and went to Inchinan (right beside Glasgow Airport) and an art exhibition. Now, the art industry is something about which I know… well, nothing. So, fast-becoming-famous – and utterly delightful - artist Elena Kourenkova (she’s from Russia) kindly showed me round the gallery. I wanted to learn a bit more, but I can never take these things – or much else for that matter - too seriously. At least we didn’t get thrown out. However, I was mightily impressed by her paintings which she describes as: “…aesthetically grotesque characters going about their everyday business. In other words, life as we see it but don't always notice.”

Indeed, only a few of the exhibition paintings had sold when we were there on the second day, but ALL six of hers had sold! Why? Because her work is increasingly becoming sought after, both for its style, content and investment opportunity. You can check out some of her stuff at www.elenakourenkova.com

Oh, and she has encouraged me to put a couple of my watercolour paintings into a future exhibition – my chance to wear a beret and look “arty”! Wooo-hooo (I am going to get SUCH a showing up!)

PANTOMIME
I had a fantastic time reviewing a pantomime for The Edinburgh Evening News. It’s The Sleeping Beauty and it’s on at The Brunton Theatre in Musselburgh – and I gave it 5 stars. It’s a real return to the old-style pantomime of loads of fun characters and whizzing action, gags and slapstick spurred on by a hullabaloo from the audience and ecstatic screams of “Behind you!” If you have kids and you live anywhere near Edinburgh, get your tickets now. (They really ARE going fast.) www.bruntontheatre.co.uk where you can book online, or phone the box office on 0131 665 2240. I might even see you there, because I’m going again… “Oh no you’re not!” … “Oh, yes I am!” etcetera.

TV STUFF
I had a busy time filming in Maidstone for The Trisha Show – in my alter-ego as The Interrogator. You know, I really do love doing these shows (there were five “interviews” which will be transmitted some time in the early New Year) There is an incredible buzz in the studio; everybody somehow just “knows” what they are supposed to be doing and are so incredibly enthusiastic about it all. It’s a wonderful environment to find yourself in. That said, I still haven’t grown accustomed to getting makeup applied!

By the way, apparently, Scottish comedian Frankie Boyle claimed that Trisha’s chat show lie detector tests involve “hooking chavs up to toasters”. Okay, it’s funny.

RADIO STUFF
All four videos from the BBC radio series “School for Genius” are now up and running at http://www.bbc.co.uk/scotland/learning/news_views/2008/08/11/school_genius Further news: there is the possibility of another programme with the BBC. I’ll keep you informed.

AND FINALLY
We are heading fast towards the Festive Season, so may I take this opportunity to wish each and every one of you a fantastic break. Peace to you and your neighbours… God knows, we could do with it.

Best wishes,

Drew McAdam

October 2008

2008-12-11T14:00:00.000-08:00

MINDPLAY THEATRE SHOW
Well, THAT worked! Thanks to all who helped make the One Man Theatre Show in Bathgate such a success. Three GREAT reviews – five stars! Whoopee! And thanks to all who actually took the time to come along and especiall those who ended up on the stage by way of Katch the Kitten. (If you were there, you know what I’m talking about.) It would have been a bit drab without you all!

Drew plays spellbinding mind games
Published Date: 27 October 2008
By LIAM RUDDEN
Drew McAdam - An Evening of Mindplay
Regal Theatre, Bathgate
*****
THUNDERING helicopter blades, disjointed ethereal voices and eerie footfalls welcomed Drew McAdam to the stage of Bathgate's Regal Theatre, at the start of his debut one man show.Best known to TV audiences as The Interrogator on The Trisha Show, McAdam introduced himself with a request: Hands up if you have never had a paranormal experience. Surprisingly few in the sold-out venue raised an arm. By the end of what would be an astonishing evening, even they would be having second thoughts.

Choosing his 'volunteers' by randomly throwing a toy into the audience, McAdam then forecast the responses of those who caught the cuddly kitten. Time and time again he defied reason to provide information he could not possibly have known – even telling one woman the number of the house in which she lived. However, his most impressive feat involved seven audience members – including this reviewer – choosing items from (a tissue, actor's names and coins) a transparent plastic pocket.Moments before the curtain fell he opened a large envelope which had been on stage throughout and produced from it a large piece of paper, on which he had written before the show: 'The pink tissue will be chosen, the third actor's name will be Harrison Ford and two silver coins and one bronze will be picked out. PS Liam will get the penny.' Right on all counts, it was a fitting end to a spellbinding evening.

ENDS

Not only was it a full house, but the box office said they could have filled the place twice over. Very gratifying. And judging by the feedback, people seem to have generally enjoyed themselves. I certainly did. So, thanks again to everybody who contributed to making it such a roaring success.

Thanks, also to all who plugged the show, not least Scott McAngus for a great preview and a fantastic review. Liam Rudden, tow massive previews and a stunning review. Jay Crawford, for an unexpected and very welcome plug on real Radio, Eddie Anderson for all your articles, all at Talk FM and Dougie Jackson at Smooth FM and Paul Johnson at The Sunday Post. You filled the place to overflowing!

Other gigs this month included Cameron House Hotel on the bank of Loch Lomond (you take the high road…) The Holt Inn Hotel near Oxford – what a fabby (return) gig that was! Always a pleasure, fella’s. There was also a wonderful (though incredibly short) gig at Dynamic Earth and another episode on Trisha the Trisha Goddard Show.

Managed to catch up with the crew who worked on the School For Genius series. Great company – Lucy Peter, Anne and the way-too-energetic Vic Galloway. Can we do it again some time, please?!

Next Month: 4 days trade show in Manchester International Convention Centre and GMEX. There is also a gig in Troon, a possible gig in Carnoustie, one in Colinton, Edinburgh, Balbirnie House in Fife and a private party in Linlithgow.

Oh, I will also be recording another couple of episodes of The Interrogator on The Trisha Show.
and if all works out well, I will be reviewing The Sleeping Beauty pantomime at The Brunton Theatre. (I’m looking forward to getting back to scribbling for a while!)

And that’s it/ It’s been busy and it’s about to get even busier, so I’m keeping it short. Just like me.

Drew

September 2008

2008-12-11T13:57:00.000-08:00

Hello again!

Drew McAdam Newsletter / Diary / General gossip sheet : SEPTEMBER 2008

This month, you can meet:
DOUGIE JACKSON
SEAN (THE SHEEP) ELDER AND FIONA
LIAM RUDDEN AND ANDREW
EWAN AND WENDY McALLISTER
SARAH AND JAYESH
HIS EXCELLENCY, ZAMBIAN HIGH COMMISSIONER, ANDERSON K. CHIBWA.
J.K. ROWLING
PAUL DABEK
VIC, PETER, LUCY AND ANNE
GORDON GILTRAP
MARIE CARTER

First and foremost, this is for all of you who live within striking distance of Central Scotland. As you may or may not know, I am performing the full theatre show FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY at the Regal Theatre in Bathgate. I must say, I am VERY much looking forward to this, not least because a large section of the audience will comprise of friends and acquaintances… It will be great to see so many friends all in one place. The bar will be the place to be after the show!

Details: Friday OCTOBER 24. Doors open 7pm (bar available.) Show starts 8pm. You can get tickets by phoning the box office on 01506 433634. Tickets £10 and £8 for concessions. Go on, do it NOW!

---------------------- Besides interviews about the show with the newspapers, there are also a couple of Radio Shows going out in the next few days. I’ve already recorded one with Dougie Jackson at Smooth FM. It goes out on Friday drivetime (4pm until 8pm) on 105.2fm. You can also listen live on the internet at: Smooth Radio Glasgow - 105.2fm :: Home . You can even send comments online while the show is being broadcast by clicking on "Contact the Studio." Of course, I won't actually BE there, because the show was recorded earlier in the week. I will be getting ready to go onstage in Oxford - so I will miss it. There is also a “Listen Again” facility.

The second programme and interview goes out from 11am until around noon on Tuesday, 7th October on talk 107. You can listen live on the internet at talk107 - local radio, news and sport for Edinburgh, Fife and the Lothians by clicking the "Listen Live" button. Just below the little player you can click on "Click Here to email the studio" and you can make a comment or ask a question... I'll be able to respond live on air. That should be fun! Just keep it clean, folks!

SOMEBODY ONCE SAID: “SOME DAYS YOU’RE THE PIGEON: OTHER DAYS YOU’RE THE STATUE.” THIS MONTH HAS CERTAINLY PROVED THE TRUTH OF THAT STATEMENT:

---------------------- I became a grandfather…. Again. Two more grandchildren born within three days of each other, bringing the total to 10… That’s right TEN.

---------------------- I had a great meal with two old friends, Sean (The Sheep) Elder – from my paragliding days - and his lovely wife Fiona, at a great place called “The Chop and Ale House.” What a GREAT evening we all had. Thanks, Sean!

---------------------- Car trouble. Following a great night out at the theatre (Thanks to Liam Rudden, Entertainment Editor at the Edinburgh Evening News) I returned to my car to find the driver’s window had been smashed and my iPod nicked. Great. There followed a three hour wait for the rescue service to appear, and then all the usual palaver of insurance claims and window replacement. As if THAT were not enough, a few days later I had a bump (not my fault. Honest.) that seriously messed up my bumper. Sheeeghh!

---------------------- I had a nice piece in the Edinburgh Evening News this month, and I was also asked to contribute a piece to MORE Magazine. They even paid me!

---------------------- I also had the pleasure of attending the 25th Anniversary celebrations of one of the nicest couples I know, Ewan and Wendy McAllister at the Karma Restaurant and function suite… what a GREAT evening that was. Thanks guys!

---------------------- Another couple of episodes of me in my role as The Interrogator were broadcast – nice meaty ones they were, too. I still squirm when I see myself on telly, though. In my mind, I’m a LOT more handsome and debonair.

---------------------- It was good fun, the meeting at the BBC Headquarters – a brainstorming session in which some really great ideas and suggestions were considered. Watch this space!

---------------------- I drove down to Leicester for a charity evening. And what a wonderful time I had. Funds were being raised for the very worthy U-foundation (remember I cycled from London to Paris for them last year?) Sarah and Jayesh, who have become good friends, organised the whole thing with an Arabian theme.

While at the U-Foundation dinner, I was introduced to a lovely fellow who insisted I call him “Anderson”. We had a long and fascinating chat before I discovered that this fella was His Excellency, Zambian High Commissioner, Anderson K. Chibwa. I was wearing my kilt and found it hilarious to curtsy and refer to him from time to time as “Your Grace.” Not the protocol, apparently, but – hey – it made ME laugh!

Oh, and as result of all this, you will be receiving a newsletter from Zambia some time next year!

----------------------On my return from Leicester, it was straight through to Edinburgh to help celebrate the loving relationship of Liam and Andrew at The Dome. Another great evening.

---------------------- I happened to be at the Sheraton Spa, and had a bun and coffee in the bistro area. I spied a very well dressed lady who was totally engrossed, filling a large notebook with writing. As I passed – being rather nosy – I tried to see what on earth she was writing. She looked up, and I realised it was none other than J.K. Rowling! How cool is THAT?!

---------------------- All the videos from the BBC programme “School for Genius” are up on the web site. You can get a little taste of what I was up to by visiting: http://www.bbc.co.uk/scotland/learning/news_views/2008/08/11/school_genius

---------------------- What a great interview on Smooth FM Glasgow, which goes out on Friday, October 3. And what a lovely fella the presenter Dougie Jackson is – seriously. At one point during the interview – and I can only hope this works on the radio – I had six photographs of Smooth FM presenters, with their name below. Dougie selected one – Dave Marshall - and I turned it over to reveal the words on the back: “You will pick Dave Marshall.” After a moment, he demanded to see the reverse of the other photographs… You guessed: the back of every other photograph ALSO had “You will pick Dave Marshall.” Printed across the back. Phew! That only works about one in every six attempts J

---------------------- Gigs this month included: Houston House, Airth Castle with magician and top comedian Steven Dick, the sumptuous Archerfield House and Stirling Castle – thanks to Mark Fiskin for that one; it was so much fun to work with so many talented people including one of the most professional magicians (and all-round nice guys) it has been my pleasure to work with, Paul Dabek – though it was terrifying following HIM! To all who shared the experience… hello, and thank you.

---------------------- Next Month I have more newspaper and radio interviews, a gig at Cameron House on Loch Lomond (well, not ON it, but BESIDE it, of course!), a return gig in Oxford, and a gig at Dynamic Earth. I will also be having a meal with Vic, Peter, Lucy and Anne – the wonderful BBC crew that worked so hard on “School for Genius” – I am SO looking forward to that!

---------------------- My latest appearance on The Trisha Show will be shown later in the month, and there are a couple of things I’m not going to miss.. And you may want to be there, too.

---------------------- The first is a gig by Gordon Giltrap at Rosslyn Chapel, Edinburgh on Saturday, October 25th. “Gordon’s technical skill and wide ranging compositional output makes him one of the British guitar scene’s foremost class acts and one of the most able acoustic guitarists of our time. Doors open 6.45. Tickets available from 0131 448 0878. By the way, Gordon, I will see you the night before at MY show for a change! I look forward to it.

---------------------- Also, a lady I knew a while back – and sort of kept in touch - has written a very successful book The Trapeze Diaries. Now living in New York, Marie Carter is returning to Edinburgh for a short time and will be reading at Blackwell, 52-63 South Bridge, Edinburgh, EH1 1YS on Tuesday October 7th at 6.30pm

Okay, that’s enough for now. I hope to see you at the Regal Theatre in Bathgate on Friday October 24. Don’t forget to say “Hello!” – but not in the middle of the show!

Best wishes,

Drew McAdam

August 2008

2008-12-11T13:52:00.000-08:00

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AUGUST 2008 Newsletter / Diary.

Mentioned in dispatches this month:

LIVE THEATRE SHOW: An evening of MindPlay
Upcoming episodes of the TRISHA GODDARD SHOW
Two months too early - BILLY MCMURRAY
Wedding of DOUGLAS CAIRNS
Meeting up with JOHN SIMONETT at last.
The wacky world of PAUL ZENON
The COLIN MCLEOD show
Hello, KENNEDY and KEVIN MCMAHON
The impossible PHILIP ESCOFFEY
Meat and Eat with DOUGLAS GILLESPIE
JAY ALEXANDER and the show shine
Loads of crumpet with ANDY TURNER at Lakeland Bake
LIAM RUDDEN and his blog
TRICKY RICKY and hello to Harris

COMING UP ON TRISHA GODDARD…
For those of you with hard drive recorders and / or video recorders that you can actually set, my next appearance (well, The Interrogator) - on the TRISHA SHOW is Friday the 5th of September (this is a repeat, but it’s a REALLY good one!) and two new ones on September 24th and / or 25th. 10.30am. Channel 5.

JUST THOUGHT I’D FLAG THIS ONE UP FOR OCTOBER… ‘CAUSE TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW.

AN EVENING OF MINDPLAY with Drew McAdam

This is only of interest if you live around the Central Scotland area. Having been harassed by numerous people who wanted to see the live show (I work almost exclusively in the corporate market, so it has never been possible) now is your chance. I am appearing at The Bathgate Regal Theatre on Friday October 24. (That’s OCTOBER 24, Billy McMurray… though I did appreciate the “Break a leg” text two months early!)

Tickets are £10 and £8 concession. You can book tickets by phoning the box office on 01506 433634

Doors open 7pm (There IS a bar). Show starts 8pm.

I hope to see you there… and if you DO make it along, please take the time to say “Hello.” It might even lead to an invite to the after-show party!

E-mail flyer for the show

AUGUST GIGS…
Included Inchyra Grange, and a special for the wedding of DOUGLAS CAIRNS (brother of my very good friend DAVE CAIRNS) at Harburn House. There was also a truly awesome gig at Copthorne Hotel near Gatwick, and more filming for The Trisha Goddard Show – always fun, and no less so this time. (Though thanks to an incredible combination of roadworks, accidents and a supplied driver who refused to believe his Satnav, I only JUST made it to the airport in time for the flight. The gate had actually closed but the kind lady with the telephone and the clipboard managed to get me on. Phew!)

There was a lovely wee gig at the Dalmahoy Hotel, where I had the great pleasure of finally meeting up with JOHN SIMONETT. We have spoken often by ‘phone, and at last we actually managed to meet up. It was no disappointment (for me, anyway!) Besides being one of the most amazing memory men / after dinner speakers on the circuit (take note, bookers!) he is also a livewire and a thoroughly charming man. John, it was a real pleasure. You can check out John’s website at www.johnsimonett.co.uk

I thoroughly enjoyed myself at a gig at Dunkeld Hilton and then raced back to Edinburgh to take part in what has to be the weirdest gig I’ve ever played – part of the Edinburgh Festival. My good friend PAUL ZENON (“Television’s Mr Television”, he says) star of “Countdown” and numerous highly entertaining TV specials has never hidden his love of The Carnies of old. He had specially built a Carnie tent and brought it up to Edinburgh; the Marquee De Sideshow at The Spiegel Garden, where he spent his time on a megaphone “Roll up, roll up. See it right here, right now… The most incredible spectacle…” and so on.

And so it was that I found myself stepping through a curtain into a tiny, packed, circular tent, below a massive revolving skull mirror – I kid you not - to demonstrate mindreading and metal-bending. I was on with three other acts that included a female fire-eating singer. What fun… what great fun. Thank you, Paul, for the opportunity to add THAT to my CV.

WANNA SEE REAL MAGIC?
I’m not sure why I’m doing this, but it IS down to my ridiculous habit of: “The answer is ‘Yes’. What’s the question?” The event is, as I understand it, “The UK’s largest Festival of Magic” held this year at Stirling Castle, and I was asked if I wanted to take part. Now, I enjoy magic (I don’t understand it, but I enjoy it) and even though I’m not a magician, it just seemed like too good a chance to miss. Mind, Mystery and Magic at Stirling Castle. How cool is THAT?

So, as a result, I will be doing two twenty minute gigs, in the Great Hall and/or Chapel Royal. It’s part of Historic Scotland and takes place on the 20th and the 21st of September. Entrance fee to the castle is £8.50 for adults and £4.25 for children. However, if you tell them you know me the combined price for adult and child will be £12.75.

Performers include Paul Dabek – I caught his act last year, and he was absolutely wonderful. Real, classy magic – with doves. (Where do they come from, where do they go, and how does he get them back?) There is also Ali Bongo (‘oooray!) – yes THE Ali Bongo. Ali’s real name is William Wallace; rather appropriate that he should be performing at Stirling Castle, don’t you think? Other performers include Max Marshall, Astro Aladino, Shirley Ray - astonishing balloon sculptures – David Lees, Michael McMillan, Alex Proctor. Mick Magic and a genuine, real wizard: Kramus Nexifius.

Details can be found here: http://www.historic-scotland.gov.uk/index/places/events/event_detail.htm?eventid=16006

Got kids? Bring ‘em along! Not got kids? You can still visit the face painting tent!

MORE MINDREADING AT THE FESTIVAL
I didn’t manage to see very much of The Edinburgh Festival this year. However, I DID get to see “Young” COLIN MCLEOD’S show. Forty minutes of fabulous, entertaining, mind mystery that went down a storm with the audience. What made it even better was that I hid in the audience with two very nice people, “KENNEDY” and KEVIN MCMAHON from “Faking It”. A great evening all round.

One other act that I caught at the Festival was the fantastic “Six Impossible Things Before Dinner” with PHILIP ESCOFFEY. And, even better, we had time to grab a pint and a blether – he is very free with his performance suggestions; always handy. A lovely, lovely fella’ with a truly superb – not to mention mystifying – show. You can check out his rather swish web site here: www.thegreyman.com

A DAY OFF
Okay, I admit it, I took a day off. Yes, I did! And so did my manager, DOUGLAS GILLESPIE… well, sort of. First of all, let me say, Douglas is a great manager and a great friend – he has kept me on the straight and narrow more times than you can shake a stick at. He is a mensch. Anyway, he took me out for lunch – and what a lunch – at the finest dining establishment in the area. (Kevin Costner and Sean Connery regularly drop in there.) And, of course, the owners recognised him and spent time blethering – as did one of the diners who is a member of The Soul Kings. Typical.

Anyway, he treated me to a fabby lunch (T-bone steak if you must know, followed by waffles.) It was the most delicious steak I have ever tasted… and guess what; I’m going back there on Saturday with an old friend, so I’m not telling you where it is just yet! From there we went to the grand Georgian residence that is Hopetoun House for a quick business meeting, then on to the Regal Theatre (venue for my show next month) for a familiarisation visit.

What a great day, just gadding around doing nothing – I do it all too seldom.

Thanks, DG!

SHOE SHINE MAGICIAN
One of the acts that I didn’t manage to get along to see at the Edinburgh Festival was that of JAY ALEXANDER. Jay hails from San Francisco, and is the guy The Rolling Stones, Robin Williams and Bono get in when THEY want to be entertained. However, I did bump into him briefly and we had a chat at one of the venues.

A few days later, I was at Edinburgh Airport waiting for my flight to London, when who comes striding through the airport, but Jay - you can’t miss this fella’ by the way! Now, as it happened, I was with the shoe-shine chap (I’ve got to know him quite well over the years) and I noticed that Jay’s rather fine Amercian winkle-picker boots were rather shoddy (It’s been raining a LOT in Edinburgh recently) and I suggested he get his shoes buffed up. However, Jay had just managed to spend the last of his UK cash and only had dollars. Nevertheless, Mr Shoe-shine offered to do them free of charge – though I slipped him what change I had and later bought him a cuppa.

I’ve since had an email from Jay saying that he is hoping to return to the festival next year. If he does I’ll let you know, and we can all go along and check out the state of his boots!

In the meantime, here is his website. www.sfmagic.com

NICE PIECE OF CRUMPET
I sometimes write press releases and article for my very good friend JOHN MORTON (www.aquameter.co.uk). Now, as it happens, I had written a piece about one of the water meters John manufacturers that had been fitted at Carlisle-based “Just Crumpets” Lakeland Bake. I interviewed ANDY TURNER, who very kindly sent me a huge box of crumpets (I DO love crumpets: toasted with butter and strawberry jam!) I have an arrangement that the next time I’m heading down over The Border into Englandshire I will stop of and give a short show. Not a bad arrangement, I reckon!

BLOGGER
One of those writers whose work I really enjoy is LIAM RUDDEN, entertainment editor at The Edinburgh Evening News and probably the busiest guy in the city come Festival time. However, he has been keeping a blog which is well worth reading. You couldn’t meet a nicer, more genuine bloke than Liam, but he doesn’t suffer fools gladly – he doesn’t have the time! He meets some of the most amazing celebrities and performers, and isn’t afraid to say what he actually thinks of them. His wanderings are well worth reading and you can find them here.

http://edinburghnews.scotsman.com/features/Liam-Rudden--Fringed-Out.4350163.jp

Click on Liam’s silly hat and it should take you to his blog (You’ll find ME there, too!)

BABY TALK
Congratulations to TRICKY RICKY MCLEOD. Born unto him, a son, by the name of Harris. Nice name that. Born 7.57am on August 28, weighting 9lbs. Mum and baby all well – daddy a bit fraught, though!

GIGS IN THE COMING WEEKS…
include Carlton Hotel in Edinburgh, Houston House, Archerfield near Gullane and Stirling Castle

See you all next month. Till then, remember: any day spent above ground, is a good one!

Now, hit reply and let me know what’s going on in YOUR life.

Drew
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July 2008

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BBC BROADCAST
School For Genius is a current 4-part series on the BBC in which I visit Primary 7 kids at various schools and teach them some of the techniques employed in my shows - everything from memory techniques to understanding body language and beyond. These same techniques were also been taught to a musician, a 5-times bowls world champion, a karate champion, and a trainee solicitor so that they can use these skills within their own fields of expertise. The whole thing is edited, pruned down into snappy 30-minute programmes, and broadcast each week. It’s just so much FUN!

A repeat of episode 2 goes out on BBC Radio Scotland this Sunday at 3.05pm, and then Episode 3 goes out on Monday Morning at 11.30am.

You can catch up on a couple of the past programmes here, though each episode only remains “live” for a week. http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00cp4dr

And you can see the video shorts here… http://www.bbc.co.uk/scotland/learning/news_views/2008/07/28/school_genius

Enjoy!

(One of the rather nice by-products of the programme is that it was heard by my cousin, and he got in contact… after almost 40 years! Reunited. Now, we have a flurry of emails going back and forth between myself and my cousins, DEREK and JUNE.) Cool!

FESTIVAL FROLICKS
Wasn’t July great? There was terrific weather – a lot of the time - and suddenly we knew that summer was here. And with summer comes… well, wasps, yes, but also the Edinburgh Festival. Now, one young mind-reader on whom I’ve been keeping an eye is “Young” COLIN MCLEOD. I know that some of you have seen Colin’s talents – and he IS one of the freshest thinkers in our art at this time. The Daily Record has mentioned the word “Incredible”. Chat Magazine: “You’ll be amazed.” Uri Geller has described him as one of the greatest thought readers of our time.” And Scotland’s foremost mind-reader has said of him that he is a “ba’ heid.” (Sorry, Colin. Just kidding!)

Anyway, Colin is putting on a week-long run of shows in Edinburgh. If you live within striking distance, and you like the kind of stuff I do, then I urge you to catch the performance if you possibly can. Let’s support the young up-and-coming talent out there! You’ll find details at www.mentalentertainment.co.uk. The show runs from the 1st till the 7th of August (no show on the 4th) kicking off at 7pm each evening at Tea Tree Tea, 13 Bread Street Edinburgh EH3 9AL. The show lasts one hour, and tickets cost £5 – either reserved, or on the door. See you there!

I was given the opportunity of performing at BBC HEADQUARTERS in GLASGOW this month to promote my series “School For Genius” within the BBC organisation -and as a way of saying thanks to the fantastic BBC crew. (That’s ANNE, PETE, VIC and LUCY.) Now, JEFF ZYCINSKI is the Big Cheese at BBC Scotland and he backed this project all the way… He has a remarkably funny online blog in which he displays a wonderful turn of phrase - and you all know how much I take delight in that. You can check out his brilliant blog here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/jeffzycinski/

AND…RELAX
I managed to get away for a few days this month, and travelled by car, ferry and bus through the splendour that is our West Coast, exploring the history, the hills, the lochs and the islands. And generally relaxing. Braw!

On another day off (all too rare) I spent a great afternoon at the home of Jazz Guitar Supremo MARCUS FORD. (Remember, he took me a trip across the Southern Highlands in his ‘plane last year?) It was relaxing – and, as always with Marcus, great fun. Thanks chum!

GIGS THIS MONTH
It was a weird and wonderful collection of gigs this month; and all the more fun for that. There was a very swish private party just outside PERTH. Then there was GLEDDOCH HOUSE, Hotel and Golf Club. I had a wonderful time, and an equally wonderful gig, at KEELE UNIVERSITY in Staffordshire. (I’m looking forward to a return gig there at the beginning of next year. I just hope Dan the Sound Man will be there again!) There was the aforementioned gig in the impressive BBC Headquarters, and then it was straight on to a training session at KENMORE, a trip during which my GPS took me by way of Glen Quaich. This is a steep – and I mean pucker-factor 9 steep - single-track road up and over a mountain by way of blind hairpin bends. (If you stall, you’re going to hurtle backwards and drop 1200 feet… It’s not something you want to do. Really, it’s not.)

I also had the pleasure of appearing in a marquee at the KENWICK PARK HOTEL near LOUTH. It was a great gig, despite the fact that we were in a massive marquee and the temperature during the day had been up to a sweltering 29 degrees. Sweaty suit time. And in yet another marquee event, this time at ABERDOUR, I was on with Dorothy Paul – a real stalwart of Scottish TV and theatre. And a funny, funny lady.

What was really nice was that some people who I haven’t seen in a long time found themselves at the venue that evening, though we didn’t have too much time to talk. Hello to SEAN THE SHEEP. And hello to KAREN nee MITCHELL, who grew up just one house away from me in North Berwick, and her husband WILLIE CROWE – we were in the same class at school. It was GREAT to meet up with you after all this time!

The Aberdour show is one of, oh, let me think, yes ONE public performances I have given. Everything else is private and/or corporate… That’s what I’ve always concentrated on. That’s what I like. (My comfort zone!)

However, here’s a heads-up for those who don’t mind a drive into West Lothian. Local theatre. October 24th… Public performance. Stick it in your diary. Details to follow later. (And to GORDON and HILARY GILTRAP… that’s the evening before you’re on in Roslyn Chapel, Edinburgh. You see me… I see you… Hey, how about the UK’s top guitarist as my support act? How cool would THAT be? As long as I get to open for YOU!)

Next month, I’m recording another couple of episodes on The Trisha Show – always exciting, that - along with a few other interesting gigs and projects.

It really has been another great month… For those with whom I have shared a little bit of it, and you with me. Thanks!

Drew
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June 2008

2008-07-12T10:59:00.001-07:00

JUNE 2008

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This month:
PAT QUINN
STEVE HARLEY, along with The Cockney Rebel Crew: BARRY WICKENS JAMES LASCELLES, LINCOLN ANDERSON, ROBBIE GLADWELL and STUART ELLIOT
MARTHA and DAVID TOD
DOUGLAS GILLESPIE
STEVE MASON
GARY JAMES
ANNE MCNAUGHT
VIC GALLOWAY
PETER MCMANUS
AILEEN JOHNSON
RICKY MACZKA
JULIAN DISMORE
SCOTT McANGUS
DOROTHY PAUL
SAM MacKAY
NEIL GRANT
MIKE PICKFORD
DOROTHY PAUL

FIRST, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT PAT.
I have had the honour of getting to know many wonderful, wonderful people. Unique individuals who add something special to this world in which we live. I have always taken delight in seeking out such people and spending time in their company. What’s more, some of you are reading this right now. You have no idea how much you mean to me (I hope you know who you are. If you THINK you are, then you probably are – I don’t spend time getting to know people I wouldn’t want to have a pint with. Know what I mean?) And because of you, I am truly blessed.

But holding such individuals in close affection has a downside… when you lose one.

And this month, we lost Pat. The world is a sadder place for that.

Let me tell a tiny little bit about Pat Quinn - and please realise that what few words I say can never even hope to get close to capturing the essence of the man. Some of you reading this have had the pleasure of meeting Pat – sharing his presence, and his love of jazz - and of course his wonderful wife, Marion. To those, I know you will nod your heads in agreement.

You will know how much enthusiasm and energy he brought to you. His ridiculous sense of humour. His childlike joy in… well, everything. His infectious love of life that left you trailing breathlessly in his wake. He could inspire confidence like few I have ever known. He just accepted that you were a genius in your chosen field, and treated you as such! It’s no exaggeration to say that he changed my life.

Over the years, as a copywriter, he helped win for his clients just about every advertising award worth winning. And that includes the prestigious Cork Film Festival Grand Prix for Kerrygold Butter – the only British holder of this award. As if that were not enough, in later life his persistent quest for life and learning brought him a combined M.A Ph D. All this, and he took great delight in playing drums on the Edinburgh jazz scene with The Standard Bearers.

For some reason, Pat recognised that I had a modicum of writing talent. Besides editing and publishing my Short Story book, he moulded our friendship into a place where, together, we formed The Association of British Copywriters. We took young hopefuls and gave them the skills that allowed them to jack in their humdrum jobs, get out there, and start their own business in the writing game. Many are still thankful of Pat’s freely given help, advice, natural enthusiasm and encouragement. As am I.

All very impressive. But Pat was much, much more than that. He was a man’s man. When he taught you, he entertained. When he entertained, he taught you. “There’s no future in history…”

I have to confess that Pat had been a hero of mine from the very first moment I clapped eyes on him. 1975. He had just started as a copywriter with Edinburgh-based advertising agency Woolward Royds. Up in the studio, somebody called out that “the new guy – the detective novelist” was outside. During my lunch breaks, I used to take myself off to the typing pool and would bash out my early attempts at short stories on one of the typewriters… and here was somebody; a REAL author! (He was the author of 13 novels with New English Library and Robert Hale.) I joined the others at the window and saw this chap, dressed in a trenchcoat, collar turned up against the drizzle. He looked exactly like a character from one of his books. In that moment, he became one of my heroes, and he remains a hero to this day.

I often had the sheer pleasure of his company as he regaled me with anecdotes that were so funny I occasionally though I might pass out. The story goes that he gained his Private Pilot License, and took Marion up as his first passenger. As he cleared the runway, pierced a cloud, and emerged into the blue yonder, he turned to her and, in mock panic, said: “Where the f*** are we?!”

That’s my kind of humour!

And if you want to hear a real belter of a story when we next meet up, ask me about his Robert Mitchum story… or better yet, his 1976 trip over Bing Crosby’s luggage and the ensuing carnage (an event in which I played a small part.)

At a Burns Night in his lovely house in the Scottish Borders we started with the letter “A” and then worked our way through the alphabet, taking turns to tell jokes about subjects beginning with each letter. He won hands down.

Pat may be gone – a victim of prostate cancer. And there may be a gap in this world – a Pat Quinn shaped gap. But I take a little of what he shared with me. Everywhere. Not just a writing skill (“Of course you can start a sentence with the word “And”. In Picture of Dorian Gray, Oscar Wilde starts 75 sentences with the word “And”. If it’s good enough for Oscar Wilde…”) So, if you see a twinkle in my eye, it may not be mine, but an echo of Pat. A hero. A mentor. A friend.

I wish you could all have known him. Your life would have been so much richer.

TALKING ABOUT SPECIAL PEOPLE...
I met up with the wonderful STEVE HARLEY and the bunch of reprobates he has for a (Cockney Rebel) band (Only kidding – they are lovely guys. And more than a little talented, it has to be said.) after their outstanding Sold Out gig at The Old Fruitmarket in Glasgow. (Just to give you a taster of this, somebody writing on Steve’s forum stated that he had never seen Steve live before, but he HAD seen Dylan’s famous Glasgow gig, Pink Floyd’s Earl’s Court gig and Springsteen Wembley, and he “genuinely rates this evening with those.” He’s not wrong, you know!

It was great to meet up again with BARRY WICKENS (violin virtuoso) JAMES LASCELLES (Master of percussion and keyboards), LINCOLN ANDERSON (Bass maestro) ROBBIE GLADWELL (Guitar God) and STUART ELLIOT (Drums. Lots of drums.)

But what really made it special is that SH had arranged for a clutch of tickets to be left for me, and so I was in the enviable position of being able to take along one of my favourite music-mad couples, MARTHA and DAVID TOD. (David is the young man who kept me going on the London to Paris bike ride – you’ll no doubt remember THAT tale.) The post-gig banter was up to its usual high standard. Always a joy.

I was telling somebody (Norma, if you must know) about the meeting, and told her how much fun it had been. I was also enthusing how it had been such a joy to introduce really nice people to other really nice people… As she said: “That’s something that happens all too seldom.” A wise lady is Norma. I want to do more of that nice people / nice people introducing thing.

Oh, and while we are on the subject, Steve has a book out published by Halstar entitled “The Impression of Being Relaxed”. It’s a collection of his diary pieces (which I have been following on-line for some time.) The point is, I decided I really wanted a copy, so I sent off my cheque as per the instructions. The book dully arrived with the inscription: “Your cheque has been shredded.” Cool!

And if YOU want a copy, you can find out more at: www.steveharley.com

DOUGLAS’ GIFT
A surprise Birthday present. Delivered to my office. A parcel. From my manager, DOUGLAS GILLESPIE. Inside was a presentation box containing a bottle of 1989 Bowmore single malt (cask strength). A friend asked me if I had tasted it yet, and I told them, “No”, I was saving it for a special occasion. I was told: “Tasting it IS a special occasion.” He’s got a point there!

SCHOOL FOR GENIUS - RADIO
There was a lot of work being put into this one over the past month. I’m just winding up the last little bits for this 4-part series for BBC Radio Scotland. The project involved a mini-gig plus interviews at Lauder Primary School in the Borders, another recording session at Killearn Primary School, and one more at a school in Cambuslang. Radio One DJ VIC GALLOWAY was the presenter for each of those – he is just such a fun bloke, with more energy than a drunken monkey. Hard to keep up with!

I had a great time with another of the BBC recording sessions – this time near St Andrews with the amazing STEVE MASON. Steve is the former front man with the Beta Band (and now Black Affair – album out soon, and I’m sure I’ll keep you up to speed with how that progresses) described as “One of the UK’s great musical pioneers.” And rightly so. But despite all his accolades, Steve has difficulty remembering the lyrics to his own songs. He told me: “At the last gig I sang verse one, then verse three, then verse three…” I taught him several quick-and-easy memory techniques, similar to those taught during the session at a Dundee primary school last month. The whole recording session, with the lovely producer ANNE MCNAUGHT in charge, was just so much fun! Honestly, it can hardly be described as work.

Another recording session took place with a young trainee solicitor, improving her client / social skills by altering her paralanguage and body language to project a more confident image. This time it was PETER MCMANUS on the headphones and giving the whole session a recognisable direction. Thanks also to AILEEN JOHNSON (long suffering wife of my good mate PAUL JOHNSON - who offered such eminently sensible suggestions and contacts. Much obliged, mate.) Aileen played the part of the client, and played it with a really professional flair. She was perfect for the job. Actually, she’s just perfect…

Sadly, I only have one more session to record next month – though it’s a real goodie – and then the project will be tidied up, the team will finish off their editing magic, and it will all be over. I’ll miss the fun. And even more, I’ll miss working with this fun-loving, energetic, enthusiastic BBC crew. To Lucy, Peter, Anne and Vic: thank you for making it such an amazing and enjoyable experience.

Of course, it’s not all over just yet. I’m doing a gig for BBC staff and journalists to help promote the programme. It’s taking place inside the new BBC headquarters at Pacific Quay in Glasgow. If you know the building, you’ll appreciate what a fantastic venue THAT is! (I know quite a few news agencies and journalists receive this newsletter – so if you’re interested, email me back and I’ll give you the details of the when and the where. I’ll also find out if the press department is laying on sandwiches – always a plus, I find.)

Additionally, there’s the transmission. The programme will be going out each Monday morning at 11.30 am for 4 weeks, starting on the 21st of this month (July). You will also be able to use the “Listen Again” facility on the BBC Radio Scotland web site.

And, as if that were not enough, the videos of the experiments and demonstrations that I carried out and were shot for the BBC Education Department during the school gigs will be available to be viewed somewhere online at www.bbc.co.uk/scotland/radioscotland once the whole thing kicks off

TRISHA GODDARD – TELEVISION
I flew down to the studios in Maidstone this month to record another two episodes on The Trisha Show in my role as The Interrogator. I’m getting the hang of it now, and a bit of tinkering with the format means it works even better than before. (Well done, JULIAN DISMORE) And thank you one and all to those of you who watched the episodes that were aired this month and offered such lovely and encouraging comments. It really DOES work, doesn’t it? Of course, that’s down to the crew; from sound and lighting to the runners, the camera crew, and the loony guys in the gallery - and everyone in between. It is THEY who work the magic: I just ask the questions!

Oh, and I must mention a small incident that took place with one of the programme’s counsellors, RICKY MACZKA. Having finished the Wednesday night’s filming we retired to the hotel, to discover that we all had rooms on the same floor. As I got to my room – room 225 – I inserted my key card and opened the door to a spacious room with a flat-screen TV and a huge double bed. Ricky was suddenly behind me in the doorway. “Room 225,” he said, looking at his key card. “This is us…” For a moment, for one horrible moment, he had me going. Apparently my face was a picture.

Nice one, Ricky. I don’t often get caught out!

GIGS AN’ OTHER STUFF FROM THIS MONTH
I had a great little “client night” gig in the DALMAHOY HOTEL – it was loads of fun, as those intimate little gigs always are.

And there was a cracking feature in the Herald and Post following an interview with journalist (and great writer, I have to say) SCOTT McANGUS. By the way, Scott, remember Ella Todd – the lady who passed her driving test, with no faults, at the age of 75? It looks like we’re going to be using her in “School For Genius”. There might be another story there for you!

There were other gigs at ARDOE HOUSE near Aberdeen, and one in the CROWN PLAZA HOTEL, Glasgow. The gig at GLENEAGLES was just so much fun, as was my annual gig for SAM MacKAY at BATHGATE GOLF CLUB (I was also invited to Sam’s 50th birthday party – what a hoot! – and, lovely man that he is, I could just enjoy myself; not perform. I think it was my only night off this month! Cheers, mate. Good company and good food. What could be better?)

There were also gigs at the MANSFIELD HOTEL in ELGIN, and two gigs at the KINLOSS RAF AIRBASE (one for the annual sergeant’s ball, and one for the annual officers’ ball. Not sure which I enjoyed most!) I tell you, these people could teach event organisers a thing or two. The venue. The setting. The food… and the free dodgem rides!

What was great about being in this area was that I got to meet up with NEIL GRANT (With whom I’ve been friends since 1973) and to take advantage of the generosity and hospitality (and free beer) of MIKE PICKFORD, manager of THE EIGHT ACRES HOTEL in ELGIN. Thanks, Mike… I would have been sleeping in a bus shelter – or MOD accommodation - on these nights had it not been for you! Again, I am in your debt. (Mike. October 31. Hallow’een. Still free – call me. Get the message?)

NEXT MONTH
Last recording for “School For Genius” with the 5 times world bowling champion, PLUS the first two episodes of the programme being transmitted. I look forward to seeing how the editing geniuses have taken my shambolic meanderings and turned them into something useful!

I also have jobs on in PERTH, and in GLASGOW, and at KEELE UNIVERSITY. There is a show at the BBC HQ in Glasgow (see above) and I’m plying my skills and techniques for a group in a training session in KENMORE - right in the heart of glorious Perthshire - in a hotel near the shore of Loch Tay, in the shadow of the magnificent Ben Lawers. Heaven.

There is also a gig at Kenwick Park Hotel. Louth?

I am SO looking forward to a gig on Tuesday, July 29 – part of the Aberdour Festival (info at http://www.aberdour-festival/. org.) I’m going to be on in the Festival Marquee in the evening, with that great Scottish icon, DOROTHY PAUL. (Oddly, I am reading her autobiography “Revelations of a Rejected Soprano” at the moment.) I note that my friend GARY JAMES is on in the morning… He had a great interview on Talk107 Radio this month – really funny. He won the accolade of Best Magician in Scotland recently, so he’s well worth catching, he really is. In fact, I might go along early, just to heckle him! Care to join me?

That aside, I’m going away for a few days – can’t believe it. I need a break, but invariably find that just three or four days does the trick. Batteries recharged and back into it at 100mph. So, if you can’t raise me by usual methods of communication it’s because I’m up a mountain / in a river / camping in a wood / on a ferry. Take your pick.

THE END?
As you have no doubt gathered, if you’ve made it this far, it’s been a hectic month. Busy and fun-packed. I have made new friends, and met up with old ones who I treasure beyond anything else.

Finishing as we started, I also lost a dear friend.

So long, Pat. I’ll see you on the other side…

Drew

May 2008

2008-07-12T10:50:00.001-07:00

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THIS MONTH:
Do you live in the ABERDEEN area? If the answer is “yes” then this might be of interest. If “no” then you can safely skip this section.

All my gigs tend to be private/corporate and a lot of you have been asking where it’s possible to catch a show. In fact, I’ve been asked so often that I’ve decided to do something about it… Well, here is your answer. On June 25th I will be doing a supper cabaret gig at THE STAGE DOOR IN ABERDEEN. (That’s a restaurant, not an actual stage door!) Here is the flyer…

My friend EAN JONES of XS promotions runs The Sorbet Club, “Scotland’s Premier Dining and Live Entertainment Experience”. His idea is to offer his customers nice surroundings, great entertainment, and fantastic food – all at a reasonable price. And he has succeeded.

More information and tickets are available from the ABERDEEN BOX OFFICE. Tel: 01224 641122 Mon-Sat 9.30am to 6pm or click here: http://www.boxofficeaberdeen.com/prod-productions_details.asp?pid=1260&venueid=274

Hope to see you there.

Oh, and by the way, for those of you NOT in the Aberdeen area (and that being the case, why are you reading this section?) on 20th and 21st of September there is A TWO DAY FESTIVAL AT STIRLING CASTLE – and I’ll be there. Also, on Friday, 24th of October I will be playing the BATHGATE REGAL THEATRE. So, that covers North of Scotland, the Central Region, and West Lothian… gigs that will be open to everybody. Don’t say I’m not good to you.

Details of the September and October gigs will follow in later newsletters… I bet you can’t wait!

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GIGS THIS MONTH
I had the pleasure of a wee private party gig in BO’NESS. What fun that was! Socialising and showing off – it’s a strange way to make a living. But, honestly, there can be no better. And this little gig just highlighted that. “Bad” Drew also recorded another three episodes as The Interrogator for TRISHA to be shown over the next few weeks – no, I don’t know when they will be transmitted.

I also recorded the first part of “SCHOOL FOR GENIUS” to be transmitted as a four-part programme starting late July on the BBC. What a hoot that was! Making up the crew there is the delicious ANNE, PETER, LOVELY LUCY and Radio 1 and BBC Scotland DJ VIC GALLOWAY as the presenter (You can listen to him on BBC Radio 1 Wednesday/Thursday Midnight till 2am, and on BBC Radio Scotland on Mondays from 8pm until 10pm.) We ended up at a primary school in Dundee, where I demonstrated the art of the impossible and taught them all a system to develop a super-memory. Great fun, and in the coming month we have another three schools to do, plus record the sections with adults putting these skills to use.

Recording “School For genius” led to a spot on the popular FRED MACAULAY morning show during which I gave a demonstration, and Vic plugged our search for adults to attend School For Genius.

Other gigs included one at CAMERON HOUSE ON THE SHORE OF LOCH LOMOND, and another fun presentation at the swanky NORTON HOUSE HOTEL. And my favourite: EIGHT ACRES HOTEL IN ELGIN for my mate, MIKE PICKFORD. Mike, always a pleasure!

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TRAINS
I’ve had a lot of experience of trains lately. (I had a friend whose ambition it was to be run down by a steam train. When it eventually happened, he was chuffed to bits!) Firstly, I took a trip on a steam train. The train followed a circle around Edinburgh, then crossed the mighty Forth Bridge before completing a circle round Fife before returning a few hours later.

Great fun. But this was followed by a very early rise in order to catch an ancient diesel (complete with the old, comfy carriages from the Sixties) at Linlithgow. From there, the train headed out past Glasgow, past Helensburgh and then North along the bank of Loch Lomond. And from there… it was off into the wild blue yonder. And I DO mean wild! The train runs over a viaduct, round the back of Glencoe and across Rannoch Moor, the track resting on piles of stakes to stop the whole lot sinking into the bogs. (It was about the only location where there were no bands of people with cameras and video equipment to capture the sight of the train passing through a Highland landscape.) Onwards along the banks of lochs, through woods, across moor and under the shadow of mighty (still snow-capped!) mountains – and all in glorious sunshine. There was a short stop in Fort William, and then we left Ben Nevis behind, crossed the Glenfinnan viaduct, along the shore past the islands of Eigg and Rhum, and on to Mallaig, a short hop across the water from the island of Skye. All-in-all the return journey took fifteen hours. That’s a lot of time to relax, sleep, read, eat (meals were delivered by the stewards) and watch the wonderful world go by. Literally.

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A NOT-TO-BE MISSED SHOW IF YOU LIVE IN THE CENTRAL BELT OF SCOTLAND
Get this. Do you want to see an OUTSTANDING show? Then do yourself a mammoth favour. Get yourself along to The Old Fruitmarket in Glasgow on June 10, and see STEVE HARLEY AND COCKNEY REBEL. I promise you, you will experience a performer and a performance that will stick in your mind for years to come. He’s a true professional, an outstanding entertainer, a fantastic singer/songwriter, and a jolly nice bloke. The band will knock your socks off – guaranteed. Tickets available here…http://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/event/1700404E9C6B62DB

What are you waiting for?

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Amazing simple home remedies
1. If you're choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.3. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat - by using the sink.4. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be afraid to cough.7. You only need two tools in life - wd-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the wd-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.8. Remember - everyone seems normal until you get to know them.9. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.Daily thought:some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.

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A DAY OFF!
I had a day off. Oh, yes, I did. Just for ME. And what a great day it turned out to be. It started with a meal at the very swanky CENTO TRE RESTAURANT in George Street, Edinburgh. In the company of my manager Douglas (who paid!) and John the manager of the Dunkeld Hilton. Coincidentally, top chef Nick Nairn was at the next table but one… He was my chef when I did a spot on Ready Steady Cook, so we it was nice to say “hello” again.

After a great meal and a couple of glasses of fine wine, I headed off to Another Planet, a shop run by two of the flakiest people I know – Tom and Brendan. Coffee, a laugh and a browse around the shop… they sell some of the amazing gadgets and toys you’ll find this side of La-la land. Make no mistake, this is a shop well worth a visit. However, they are closing down the shop side of things to concentrate on their next project… so they are having a sale! DO get yourself along to Another Planet, 34 Ashley Terrace, Edinburgh… Alternatively, pay a visit to www.toogoodforkids.com and DO check out the X-sail.

In the early evening I met up with BILLY McMURRAY at the Sheraton Hotel where we indulged ourselves exploring the outside, rooftop hydropool and the hammams, laconium, and saunas of the thermal suite (I do wish he hadn’t told his daughter that we were going on a hot date, though!). Let me assure you that seeing Billy lying back in the massive, bubbling hydropool singing “I’m in Heaven” at the top of his voice is NOT a pretty sight!) Good fun, though! And afterwards… a beer.

What a fantastic day.

XXX
AND NOW TO NEXT MONTH…
It’s shaping up to be one of the busiest months ever.
I’m recording more of the BBC’s SCHOOL FOR GENIUS episodes at schools IN LAUDER, KILSYTH and CAMBUSLANG.
I have gigs at, among others, DALMAHOY HOTEL, Edinburgh and ARDOE HOUSE HOTEL just outside Aberdeen.
I am also performing at THE CROWN PLAZA in Glasgow, and at GLENEAGLES in Perthshire. There is a wee private gig at BATHGATE GOLF CLUB for a very good friend of mine, and two gigs at KINLOSS AIR BASE. Oh, yes, and THE STAGE DOOR IN ABERDEEN.
As if all that were not enough, I have two BBQ’s, a recording with Steve Mason, previous front man of THE BETA BAND, and another two episodes of THE TRISHA SHOW to record at THE MAIDSTONE TELEVISION STUDIOS…

Other than that, my time is my own!

Xxxx

FOR THOSE OF YOU WITH BROADBAND A BIT OF TIME ON YOUR HANDS…
Click on this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBsOeLcUARw
The Power of Ten – mind blowing.

Xxx

SO, THERE WE GO… I cannot believe that’s another month flown past. How scary! But I suppose that’s the way I like it. I’m nowhere near ready yet to “take it easy”.

And remember, the whole point of this newsletter is so that you can hit the REPLY button and let me know what’s going on in YOUR life. It can be really hard to keep in touch with everybody... so, please, drop me a line.

Over and out.

Drew
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April 2008

2008-07-12T10:48:00.000-07:00

Drew McAdam: APRIL 2008 NEWSLETTERTel: 01506 873013www.drewmcadam.co.uk

Hi there, and welcome to the April 2008 newsletter/diary.

This is the only way I can think of keeping in touch with everybody; by that I mean I want YOU to keep in touch with me! So, take a moment or two and let me know what’s going on in your life. Please.

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STARTS

Just a quick heads up – at short notice… My next appearance on The Trisha Show is on Thursday May 1st. Channel 5. 10.30am. (Aye, that’s tomorrow. Or today, if you’re reading it today… is this making sense to anybody?)

GIGS THIS MONTH…

I had some truly memorable gigs during April, starting with the launch of the new Lamborghini. I was also back on stage for a medical crowd (remember the travelling gynaecologists?) who just keep bringing me back, at Edinburgh University. I did another for a local charity group – I had promised to do it some time ago, so it was time to keep that promise – and I had a ball!

There were also gigs at Dalmahoy Hotel (seems like I’m never away from that place, and that’s no bad thing!) and another fantastic night – for another medical group – at the very swish Balbirnie House in Fife.

I don’t know why, but I seem to be enjoying performing even more than usual these days… It’s great when you get a run of really fun gigs when the participants and the audience are simply “up for it”. Best job in the world, mate!

PAPERS

The papers took an unusual level of interest in my wanderings lately, including the locals and the nationals, with a couple of huge features and the usual spooky photographs. I also had the fun of answering ten questions for one of our evening papers, about Edinburgh… You can check out my inane answers here: http://news.scotsman.com/opinion/Ten-Questions-Drew-McAdam.4020852.jp

RADIO
I also had a great meeting with the producers of the show we’re working on at the moment: School for Genius (working title) for BBC radio. They are a great team, and I’m honoured to be working with such fertile, creative minds who have such great enthusiasm for the project. Recording of part-1 begins next month.

THOSE MAGNIFICENT MEN…
I rarely mention family – mine, or yours – in my newsletter, but I have to tell you about my son, Andy. He is the luckiest soul alive. He enters competitions and wins them… regularly and always. He’s won more stuff than you can imagine, including travel and tickets for top gigs, days out in sports cars and so on. He has landed himself prizes too many to mention. Anyway, one of his recent wins was microlight flights for two… So, this month saw me take to the air over my old stamping ground of East Lothian. From the tiny airfield we buzzed off towards Edinburgh, and then back along the coast line past my old home town of North Berwick, over Tantallon Castle, and then out to the amazing Bas Rock, which looks positively alive with seabird life. Honestly, words can’t describe it.

So, if you’re looking for an unusual gift certificate for somebody, check out the guys at www.eosm.co.uk by the way, thank you for the wonderful experience, George and Gordon… and Andy for the free flight ticket!

That’s me in the back waving – glad you can’t see the fixed grin.

That’s NOT me, but it IS The Bass Rock. See all the white stuff? That, believe it or not is gannets – millions of ‘em.

PLAY
Thanks to the entertainment editor of the Edinburgh Evening News, Liam Rudden, I was invited along with some of his friends to see the play: Mrs Brown’s last Wedding, written by and starring Brendan O’Carroll. You know when you come out of the theatre and your cheek muscles are glowing and your sides still aching from laughter? It happens all too infrequently, doesn’t it? But what a thrill when it does… and this is one funny, funny play that just hit all the right buttons for me.

TELLY
Two episodes of The Interrogator on the Trisha show aired this week – thanks for all the feedback from those who receive this newsletter. I’m not a great fan of watching myself on the TV; I tend to squint out from between the cracks in my fingers. So, your feedback meant a lot.

WEB
I was interested to discover that lightning-fast chef Ainsley Harriot (If you live in the UK, you know who he is!) has a Bebo web page… I don’t understand these social networking thingummys, but I was delighted that he has chosen my appearance on ready Steady Cook as his video clip. Cool!
http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=4026062878

NEXT MONTH:
I’m looking forward to a fun-packed month ahead. We will be recording and filming School For Genius in Dundee, I have more Trisha to film, I’m off over the Forth Rail Bridge on a steam train, and taking another trip waaaay up North to Fort William and Mallaig by train. There are also gigs, including one at Norton House in Edinburgh and a gig I’m really looking forward to in Elgin.

Have a great May, one and all. The sun is on its way… surely.

Drew

March 2008

2008-07-12T10:45:00.000-07:00

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Drew McAdam: MARCH 2008 NEWSLETTER

‘ello, again!

There was a fair amount of travelling this month again – nothing wrong with that; it’s easier than digging ditches, I reckon!

I spent a couple of days at Maidstone TV studios recording a few episodes of the “Trisha Show”. For those outside the UK who don’t know what that is, it’s a remarkably popular daytime chat show that’s been running here for years. I am being used as a Human Lie Detector, (I AM the Interrogator) and for those who have seen my show you’ll know how much I enjoy that facet of my presentation! It was a real thrill to work with the team there – and they really ARE a team. I spent the day with them making the promotional short videos that will be played on some of the other episodes, and the rest of my time in the Interrogation Suite, where the cameras were running while I was “doing my thing” to get at the truth of the situation.

I also spent a bit of time in The Gallery, with some really fun people who seemed to spend their time pointing at a bank of monitors and shouting camera numbers… I’m sure it’s actually more complicated than that, and I certainly didn’t have a clue what they were actually doing. For my part, the pieces to camera and reading the auto-cue was a doddle!

The day meant I had the great pleasure of working with John Redshaw and the Counsellors - the lovely Tina Kirk, and Ricky Maczka, one of the most fascinating people I have ever met.

ALL FOR MARTHA’S WEDDING
It was a huge delight for me to attend the wedding of Dave and Martha, two of the sweetest people you could hope to meet. Dave, you may recall, was the chap with whom I completed the charity cycle from London to Paris last year. The happy couple were heading off to Paris for their honeymoon and David turned to me and said: “It won’t be the same without you!”

I’ll bet it won’t!

GIGS
Had a great gig at Cameron House by Loch Lomond for top chef-proprietor of Gleneagles, Andrew Fairley. What a lovely, charming fella’ he is. And his staff members are great, too. Must sample their wares at Gleneagles some time!

I also had a wonderful gig at “29” in Royal Exchange Squarer, Glasgow for a banquet room full of insurance people. I had a ball, and I reckon they did, too.

There was a wee lecture in West Lothian (hi, guys!) and then it was off to the Avonbridge Hotel near Hamilton for a cracking gig – despite starting off fighting with a crackling PA… Hotel PA systems, they should all be burned! I also had a weird – but very enjoyable - little gig at a showhouse in Braehead, Glasgow.

With all that out of the way, there was a walkabout-gig at The Sheraton in Edinburgh. Weird, occasionally I find it hard to really get “in the mood” - it’s like you’re just not firing on all cylinders - and this was one such time. However, the client wrote a lovely, glowing testimonial so I must have done something right!

I also had a meeting with the BBC (Radio Scotland) about a 4-part series we’re working on. This meant coffee and sandwiches in the company of the lovely Anne McNaught – I could think of worse ways of spending a couple of hours!

OUT OF LINE
I bought a new phone for my office. Well, actually, an OLD phone. It’s red and its bakelite; it looks like the Hot Line from these old films. It has the double-bell ring and the old clunky whrr-whrr-whrrclick dialling disk. But nostalgia ain’t what it used to be… although it works on the new ‘phone lines, things come to a complete halt when you contact one of these call trees: “For general enquiries, press one, followed by hash…” because it doesn’t HAVE a hash symbol. And as for retrieving my voice mail “press button one”… There IS no button to press! (Sigh!)

KILTS ACROSS AMERICA
Let me introduce Colin Read. He’s a photographer whom I met at a gig in Glasgow a while back. He’s doing something remarkable by attempting to raise £250,000 for Moebius research after his son George was born with this rare congenital disorder which, to date, has no cure. Basically, the main feature is the absence of the 6th and 7th cranial nerves which control facial expression. These nerves allow us to blink and move our eyes laterally… and to smile. Imagine never being able to smile. Anyway Colin and his pal Iain are doing a TWO MEN, TWO BIKES, TWA’ KILTS ride across America. You can read about it here: www.kiltsacrossamerica.co.uk. DO visit the site.

AND TALKING ABOUT KILTS AND STUFF…
You know you are a true Jock if.......
1. Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie, Sauchiehall, Auchtermuchty and Awfurfuksake
2. Ye actually like deep fried pizza fae the chippie
3. Yer used tae four seasons in wan day
4. Ye cannae pass a chip/kebab shop withoot sleverin when yer blootert.
5. Ye kin fall aboot pished withoot spillin yer drink.
6. Ye see people wearin shell suits wi Burberry accessories - Pure Dead Class!
7. Ye measure distance in minutes.
8. Ye kin understaun Rab C. Nesbitt and know characters jist like him in yer ain family
9. Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye think its like gaun tae the ocean
10. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer words
11. Ye know whit haggis is made of and still like eating it.
12. Somedy ye ken his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur weddin date.
13. Ye've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the church/Chapel
14. Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips, irn-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop.
15. Ye know Irn-bru is a hangover cure.
16. Ye learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums.
17. Ye actually understaun this and ur gonnae send this tae yer pals.
18. Finally, you are 100% True Jock if you have ever said/heard thesephrases:Hoos it hingin?Clarty, Boggin, Cludgie, Pished, Get it up ye, Wee beasties, Erse bandit, Amurny, Away an bile yer heid, Peely-wally, Humphy backit, Ba' heid, Baw bag, Dubble nugget

Cheers, and see you next month. Have a good one!

Best wishes,

Drew

February 2008

2008-07-12T10:43:00.000-07:00

Drew McAdam: FEBRUARY 2008 NEWSLETTERTel: 01506 873013
www.mindplay.co.uk

Hi, how are you? In fine fettle and bursting with energy, I hope. Anyway, here’s what’s been happening in my strange little world this month… Oh, and I have included some definitions as some of you seem to really like ‘em.
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Mentioned in dispatches…
DR SUNIL SHARMA PHD
SCOTT CUTHBERTSON
FRANK ROBB
BOB BURNS
JAY TAILOR
RON McMANUS
MALCOLM ALLSOP

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BASKET (N): A SHORT NAP IN THE SUN.

I had a cracking little gig at the exclusive 1 Devonshire Gardens in Glasgow. That gave me the opportunity to meet up with DR SUNIL SHARMA PHD, (author of “From Here To Happiness” and a new TV personality – well done, mate!) We had a great little meeting with lots to discuss, and the possibility of working with him on a future project. A few nights later I was back in the Glasgow area for a charity bash at the Glynhill Hotel. It was a roaring success, due in no small part to the hard work and dedication of top magician SCOTT CUTHBERTSON.

ASSASSINATION (N): AN ARRANGEMENT TO MEET A DONKEY.
And then it was on to Falkirk where I had the really great pleasure of meeting, and performing alongside, the amazing FRANK ROBB – a funny, funny man. “…the most original and truly different act in Scotland just now” says The Stage. Suffice it to say, I’m glad I didn’t have to follow him!

DICTATOR (N): HILARIOUSLY SHAPED, EDIBLE TUBER.

I was back at The Dalmahoy Hotel AGAIN for a private after-dinner gig, and I must say it was one of the most enjoyable I’ve had in a long time. Dunno’ why, but sometimes everything just works out sweet, and you know you’ve had a really special time… And, more importantly, so have those who attended. I was also at Gleneagles in the company of my fine manager, where I met top chef Andrew Fairley. (Long story.)

INNUENDO (N): ITALIAN SUPPOSITORY.

I was up in Aberdeen this month where I gave a lecture to a bunch of some of the nicest people I’ve met in a long time (you know who you are!) Thank you for your hospitality… it was fun, wasn’t it? While there, I stayed with fellow exponent of the Dark Arts, BOB BURNS and his wife, LEIGH. Great company. Great conversation – and a lot of laughs. Thank you for your overwhelming hospitality.

DIPTHONG (V): TO WASH A LADY'S UNDERGARMENT.

I seem to have been in Glasgow a great deal this month; not that this is a bad thing. But one of the real pleasures was a night off and a great meal with friends including DAVE, MARTHA, SUNIL, and KENNY. The whole thing was organised by JAY TAILOR. And what a very special person he is. Besides running a very successful medical company, Jay is also the driving force behind a remarkable charity called the U Foundation which works in Zambia. It was he who talked me into cycling the 300 miles to Paris from London last year. … And while we are on the subject. If you visit www.theufoundation.org you will see a photograph of several cyclists pushing on along the road.. the one who is obviously struggling is me. Nice one! And while you are on the page you can click on the section labelled “click here to view the full brochure” and give serious consideration to pedalling from London to Paris this year. It IS possible, you’ll enjoy it (when it’s all over and you’re drinking beer under the Eiffel Tower) and you’ll be doing something good for a very worthwhile cause. I recommend it!

PROPAGANDA (N): A WOODEN SUPPORT FOR ONE-LEGGED MALE GEESE.

I was interviewed by a lovely fella’ called RON MCMANUS for a feature in The Weekly News. Ron is fascinating company, who has a wealth of knowledge about everything, a great sense of humour, and more stories to tell than you can shake a stick at. By the way, the article is, I am reliably informed, to be published this week. You’ll be able to read it by picking up a copy of The Weekly news from Thursday onwards. I only hope he has been kind to me!

DUMPLING (N): SMALL LUMP OF EXCREMENT.

I rarely mention my family or personal matters (mine or anybody else’s) in these newsletters. However, my youngest is off to Australia for five months before settling down into the real world. Now I always thought that backpacking would be arduous and challenging… so how come I keep getting stories of surfing and sunbathing along with photographs of cocktails and swimming pools overlooking incredible scenery? Still, it was hard to wave goodbye for that length of time.

GASTRONOME (N): SMALL PERSON PRONE TO EXCESS WIND.

I had a great meeting with a fascinating guy called MALCOLM ALLSOP, executive producer of the ever-popular Trisha Goddard Show (did you know that besides Channel 5 it also goes out in Australia, New Zealand and throughout Africa? No, neither did I.) Anyway, the upshot is that I will be filming as one of the team’s “specialists” on a couple of episodes next month. I am SO looking forward to this project, I can’t tell you. They seem like a lovely bunch to work with.

However… the production company is based in Norwich. So, I was driven back to Norwich airport and dropped by the driver at the terminal building. On entering, I was greeted by a huge queue at the ticket desk. Uh-oh, that can’t be good… All flights cancelled due to fog.

BMI, give them their due, organised transport to a local hotel, where we would be picked up the following morning. However, I checked on the web and discovered that the thick fog which had caused all the trouble was unlikely to lift for AT LEAST 24 hours. So, smart little me, I went and rented a car to drive back to Edinburgh.

Anybody spot the flaw in all of this?

Yeah, if the fog was bad enough to ground all the aircraft, then the roads were likely to be foggy, too. In fact, it was so bad that I only found the car in the car park by wandering around with the remote key fob, pressing the unlock button till I could make out the amber indicators flashing at me. I felt like I was the only person in the world; though there was probably a bunch of us doing the same thing.

Eighty eye-straining miles in thick fog (and -5c temperatures) where I would have been quicker getting out and feeling my way along the white lines (not recommended) before the fog thinned. The result? It was 4.30am in the morning before I made it home.

…and of course MY car was still at Edinburgh Secure Airpark.

Seen the film Trains, Planes and Automobiles? I’ve lived it, mate!

AND NEXT MONTH…

As already mentioned there is an interview and feature in The Weekly News (due out on Thursday) and two episodes of the Trisha show. Dave and Martha are getting married (‘ray!) Other highlights include Cameron House Hotel on Loch Lomond. I’m back in Glasgow for another gig, and a lecture in West Lothian. There is also a private gig at the Avonbridge Hotel and another in Renfrew and another in Edinburgh.

It’s hotting up to be another cracking month. I hope yours is, too.

And remember, it would be lovely to hear from you, with YOUR news. It’s the only way I can keep in touch these days.

Best wishes to you,

Drew
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January 2008

2008-07-12T10:41:00.000-07:00

JANUARY 2008 NEWSLETTER.

Hello again!

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I HEARD ON THE NEWS THAT THE JANUARY STORMS HAD COST THIS COUNTRY A BILLION POUNDS. WHAT AN UTTER WASTE OF MONEY. IF ANYTHING, THEY DID MORE HARM THAN GOOD.

This Month’s Gigs
There were some really cracking gigs this month. It all started when I awoke with a slightly fuzzy head on New Years Morning at Dunkeld Hydro following my return gig to the place – and a great, celebratory night was had by one and all. And what a firework display there was at Midnight. There was also a gig at Glenbervie House Hotel. And a cracking little gig for the Bathgate Rotary which led to the offer of a theatre show. Lovely! There was also a private party in Fife, and another private party in Stirling. Then there was a performance at a Hindu Centre – complete with temple – in Preston.

I had a truly wonderful time on a return trip to the beautiful Ballathie House, north of Perth and another after dinner gig at the prestige 1 Devonshire Gardens in Glasgow.

Thanks to all who were behind the scenes organising the gigs, and to all who attended. You all make my life very easy!

QUESTION
A question emailed to me from my brother: Is aibohphobia a fear of palindromes?

BEADLE
It’s a bit sad this one. I will be attending – and doing my thing - at a charity gig in Glasgow this month. The MC, auctioneer, general banter-merchant and quiz master was to be Jeremy Beadle… What can I say? There is nobody reading this in the UK who has NOT heard of Jeremy, and of his very sad and early demise.
“As a stalwart of ITV for many years, Beadle regularly pulled in television audiences in excess of 15 million for Beadle's About and You've Been Framed. Beadle, who was 59, was a significant fundraiser for Children with Leukaemia throughout his life and is estimated to have raised more than £100 million (YES, you read that right one hundred million quid!) for charities of all description. He was awarded an MBE in 2001.
Beadle was diagnosed with cancer in 2005, but never allowed the condition to affect him. Last autumn, he released three new books and prior to his illness he was working on a series of television formats.”

For those abroad who haven’t seen this prankster in action, check THIS out.
http://www.funny-videos.co.uk/videobeadlesaboutxrayspecs.html

http://youtube.com/watch?v=U0q9gD1lYBk

AND…RELAX
Went for a spa at The Balmoral Hotel this month. Part of the treatment was a facial… During the pre-treatment questioning the “therapist” asked: “Do you do anything to your face?” I didn’t have to think long. “Yeah, I shave it.”

“No, I mean, do you use moisturiser?”
“Lady, do I look like a moisturiser kinda’ guy to you?”

Anyway, after the hour-long treatment I checked my features in the mirror, and guess what!? That’s right; It was still the same old leather-handbag complexion that was staring back at me.

ARCARI
I know I’m always banging on about blues performer Dave Arcari, but he really IS a spectacle worth catching (Some of you already know that!) Anyway, he has a mammoth tour coming up that’s going to take in everywhere between Cannes and Oban. Catch him if you can (Details at http://www.davearcari.com)

EXAM
One night, four college students were playing till late night and didn't study for the test which was scheduled for the next day.
In the morning they thought of a plan.
They made themselves look dirty and tired, caked with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back, and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.
So the Dean said they could take their examination three days later. They thanked him and said they would be ready by that time.
On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test. All four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test.
They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.
The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks.
Q.1. Your Name (2 MARKS)
Q.2. Which tyre burst? (98 MARKS)
A) Front Left
B) Front Right
C) Back Left
D) Back Right.

…AND NEXT MONTH
Highlights for next month include: Glenhill Hotel, Renfrew. Western Park, Falkirk. Meeting with a TV Production team in Norwich. Lecture in Aberdeen. Interview and feature with the WEEKLY NEWS. And a trip to Kent. Wheee! Here we go again.

Hope all is well with you and yours. And remember, I want to hear YOU news.

Best wishes,

Drew McAdam

December 2007

2008-07-12T10:37:00.000-07:00

Drew McAdam: DECEMBER 2007 NEWSLETTER / DIARY
Tel: 01506 873013www.drewmcadam.co.uk

Hi, how are you? In great spirits, I hope. Here is the DECEMBER Newsletter.(If you receive this it's because we've had some dealings in the past, you're a personal friend, or because you've expressed an interest in receiving the newsletter… or all of the above. However, if you have no wish to receive further issues - just hit reply and enter "unsubscribe" in the subject box. I won't take offence!)

BABY IT’S COLD OUTSIDE…
So there I was, returning to my house on a freezing cold afternoon when one of my neighbours stopped me and asked if I could hear running water… I certainly could. “Sounds like it’s coming from YOUR house,” he said. And it certainly was.
The copper pipe for the garden hose – fortunately on the outside of the building – had ruptured in such a way that it was playing an impressive jet of water that reached the apex of the gable. An instant water feature that could have been so much worse!

SPOOKY
It’s been an incredibly busy December – most of it spent performing at Falkirk Stadium. But there was also a gig at the sooper-dooper Shrigley Hall, overlooking the edge of the Peak District. Part of the building is an old monastery, and that’s where I was performing. There is a plethora of ghost stories surrounding the venue, so I allowed the performance to reflect that – much spookier than usual. But great fun!

DUNKELD
Was once again the guest of the wonderful John McLaughlin, Manager and driving force behind the Dunkeld Hilton. This is the second year that I’ve been invited up there to bring in the New Year, given accommodation and food (and thanks for the Champagne, John!) Of course, it’s work – I provide part of the entertainment. But after that there’s the bands and the fireworks – and what fireworks!

I’m living the dream!

LOOKING BACK
All in all, it’s been a really wonderful year – much of that, thanks to my manager Douglas Gillespie. Besides the gigs, highlights included the trip to London to meet up with some of my heroes in the mindreading community, which included a quick trip with Colin McLeod out to Uri Geller’s pad. Then there was the sled-dogs escapade in The Highlands, and the cycle trip from London to Paris with the amazing David Tod. And the ongoing planning with BBC Radio for a wee series.

PICTURE PERFECT
I realised that the very nature of my work (work?) takes me all over the place, and I was seeing all sorts of wonderful things and having a host of fantastic experiences with nothing to capture it all but my newsletter and my memory. So, I treated myself to a camera in the early winter… and if you want to see the results, check this: http://aolpictures.aol.co.uk/galleries/drewmcadam

And here is a partial list of 2007 gigs for you to run your eye over… Melville Castle, Craigellachie. St Andrews. Airth Castle. Elgin. North Berwick. Sittingbourne. The Sheraton, Edinburgh. Dunkeld. Glasgow. Ardoe House. Aberdeen. Hinckley. Oban. Stirling. London. Forres. East Kilbride. Prestonfiled House. Gullane. Norwood Hotel. Marcliffe Hotel. Stirling. Cheltenham Race Course. Houston House. Creiff. Deerpark. Glasgow Hilton. Ayr. Telford International Centre. Belfast. Isle of Skye. Dalmahoy. Cambridge University. Lossiemouth RAF base. Hopetoun House. Glencalvie Lodge in Sutherland. Carsebridge. Fawsley Hall, Daventry. Coventry. Whiski in Edinburgh. Marine Hotel, Troon. Manchester. Southampton. Norton House. Cardiff. Old Meldrum. Aviemore. Balmoral Hotel. Birmingham, Macclesfield, Manchester, Dunkeld Hydro and Falkirk Stadium.

Kinda makes you wonder where next year is going to lead - well, very probably with a tour – my manager and a PR guru are working on the details. But whatever happens, it’s going to be a blast… I sincerely hope that you can join me along the way!

Best wishes,

Drew

November 2007

2008-07-12T10:34:00.000-07:00

Hello! It’s me again!
Tel: 01506 873013www.drewmcadam.co.ukHi, how are you? In great spirits, I hope. Here is the NOVEMBER 2007 Newsletter.(If you receive this it's because we've had some dealings in the past, you're a personal friend, or because you've expressed an interest in receiving the newsletter… or all of the above. However, if you have no wish to receive further issues - just hit reply and enter "unsubscribe" in the subject box. I won't take offence!)
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Before we start: If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

THE BESTEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT EVER – AND NO MISTAKE
Still trying to think of something REALLY different for a Christmas Present? Check THIS out: www.sled-dogs.co.uk. (And in particular, watch the TV video which opens automatically – it will give you some idea of what it’s like). I had a gig in Aviemore, and took the opportunity to spend part of the day with one of the most fascinating people I have ever met – ALAN STEWART who runs the Cairngorm Sleddog Adventure Centre – and what an adventure we had! Pulled by a team of 12 Huskies, with Alan enthusing over the activity and explaining his training methods, we rattled through forest and along the edges of the moorland below the frowning heights of The Cairngorm Mountains. You can’t experience it without a silly big grin on your face – guaranteed. Can you imagine?

You just HAVE to visit this place. It’s remote. It’s cold. It’s wild. But Alan and his wife Fiona are the perfect hosts – it’s a real pleasure to be in their company. He is so enthusiastic about his “hobby”, though I would think that looking after more than 30 dogs is a full time job. The dogs can’t run when it’s warm, so Alan returns to his “real job” as a saturation diver for three months each year; so you would be wise to book your place now, while the snow is coming and before it thaws.

Like I said, I bet YOU know somebody who would love to do that – a perfect Christmas gift, don’cha think?

Xxx

Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.

xxx

ALL THAT TIME WASTED ON LEARNING TO SPELL!
I cduol not blveiee taht I cluod auctulaly udeunatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? And I awlyas tohghut slpeling was ipmorantt.

Xxx

ANOTHER AWARD
Congratulations to my manager, DOUGLAS GILLESPIE and his trusty team at the ENTERTAINERS AGENCY in Perth. They have just picked up the prestigious “Music and Entertainment Agency” Award from the Scottish Wedding Directory Vows Awards - again. This is the third time in a row that they’ve been nominated, and the second time in a row that they’ve won! What’s so heartening about this is that it’s not their peers who nominate the agents, but the brides and grooms – their customers.

Xxx

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Xxx

My favourite photographer JOHN MACPHERSON has done it again – have a look at his latest photograph of Skye. http://www.john.macpherson.btinternet.co.uk/fullimageofmontj.html

Isn’t that wonderful?

Xxx

Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

xxxx

THE GPS STRIKES AGAIN
I ended up at BILLY CONNOLLY’S house this month – by accident. (By the way Billy’s website is just plain weird!) I had a gig at a house in Strathdon (which has a hamlet nearby that goes by the name of Lost – I kid you not.) and punched the postcode into my GPS. Up in that neck of the woods there are a lot of big houses set in big, big land. Undeterred, my GPS led me confidently through a wide set of gates and into a driveway where, fortunately, I spotted Billy’s LandRover. So, if he’s wondering who the hell drove in, churned up his driveway in a circle, and vanished into the night again… it was me. G’bye!

XXX

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospital dying of nothing.

xxxx

SUN SEEKER
Flying up from Doon Sooth this month, at 36,000 feet, I watched the reddening sky of what promised to be a spectacular sunrise over the top of the flat cloud formation. And it was. First, just the tiniest pinprick of glorious red. Then, moment-by-moment, I watched as the sun edged itself over the horizon of cloud-top and emerged as a brilliant ball…

At which point a voice asked: “Drinks or snacks?”

Oooh, yes…

I tried talking to the stewardess, but it was hard to look her in the eye. Or even in the face, for that matter. Totally sun-blinded – I could see little more than a big black circle of nothingness surrounded by a blur – I tried handing over coins – I have no idea how much – and scrabbling and fumbling around for her hands, which I presumed were offering me my Pringles and Pepsi.

Lesson learned.

Xxxx

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" And was it the same person who first said, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna’ eat the next thing that comes out of its backside."

xxxx

YE’R A LANG TIME DEID
Until now I only ever thought it. But now I’ve started saying it…

We’ve had a lot of rain recently, and the usual morning greeting from fellow villagers is: “Horrible day, eh?” Or something similar.

So I started saying: “You know, I’ve always thought that one day I’m going to be lying on my death bed. And the one, single thing I would give anything for is to feel the rain on my face just one more time.”

Now, maybe I’m being a smart-alec, but judging by the thoughtful expression and nods this elicits - I think they agree! Don’t you?

XXX

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

xxxxx

GROUNDED
Of all the days… It was a beautiful morning. Still and sunny. My phone rang, and it was my friend MARCUS FORD (Le Jazz Hot). “Drew, I’m thinking of getting the ‘plane out and flying over to Fife for a spot of lunch. Do you want to come?”

Of course I wanted to go! But of all the days for my car to be in the garage for its MOT… Aaaargh!

XXX

GJ on TV
What fun! For fans of that hilarious Scottish programme “Still Game” the team have followed it up with “Dear Green Place.” It doesn’t have Jack and Victor, but one episode DID have my friend, brilliant magician GARY JAMES. And, to my thinking, he produced the biggest laugh of the episode. Oh, and thanks for the mic holder, Gary, it works a treat!

XX

MIND MESSING
My pal IAN ROWLAND found this on the web and thought I would be interested. He’s right; I was. And I think you will be, too. . It looks like the silhouette of a dancer executing a pirouette. You are asked whether you think she is rotating clockwise or counter clockwise. In fact, it's an ambiguous figure and can be interpreted either way. http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,22556281-661,00.html

Careful, though. I’ve seen this start a LOT of arguments before somebody hollers: “Hang on! It’s just started going in the opposite direction!” and accusing me of pressing a key to reverse the direction. It’s just stuff that messes with your brain!

XXXX

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Xxxx

HOW TO GET WHAT YOU WANT

Asked what he wanted for Christmas, Jay, my grandson, said, "A social worker."

Asked why, he explained that they give you whatever you want. "You just say you want something – like a MacDonalds - and they have to get it for you!"

Who HAS he been talking to?

Xxxxxx

THE BRUCE BOOK
This is just great – I was doing a search on Google for ALICE COOPER memorabilia and found that there was a book for sale: “No More Mr. Nice Guy: The Inside Story of the Alice Cooper Group by MICHAEL BRUCE” (Michael was guitarist with Alice Cooper and wrote all those wonderful early hits.) I couldn’t believe it. “Appears unread. No writings/underlines/marks of any sort. Pages are nice and clean.” It was selling at $1340. Good grief!

Now, back in 2001, Michael Bruce came to Edinburgh to meet up with Alice while he was performing here, and I brought Michael out to West Calder where we spent half a day in my office and generally just mucking about. He gave me a copy of his book – and signed it for me. Wooo-hoooo! My copy is in mint condition. I’m rich! (Except I’m never going to sell it, of course!)

NB It still doesn’t make up for the fact that, on the morning of its release, I bought Anarchy in the UK by the Sex Pistols. It had a slight kink in it, and I tried to straighten it out – it broke. By lunchtime, all copies had been withdrawn. The last one to sell at auction went for £10,000!

Xxx

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

XXX

Gigs in November: The month started with Southampton, then a race back to Scotland for another gig at The Norton House Hotel, Edinburgh. I had a wonderful time in Cardiff – what a fantastic city and equally fantastic audience – then left in the small hours to get back to Edinburgh, pick up my car at the airport and then drive North to Aberdeen. There was another very productive meeting with the BBC (Hello, Anne! Good, wasn’t it?) and a gig in Aviemore. There was also a wee one at The Balmoral, Edinburgh – and one of the ones I really enjoyed was a private party for Julie Anderson.

Gigs NEXT MONTH: I’m going to be busy, with gigs in Birmingham, Macclesfield, Glasgow and Dunkeld. (If you haven’t booked up yer tartan Scottish Hogmanay Celebration yet, book up a place at the wonderful Dunkeld Hilton. I’ll be working most of the time up until Midnight, but be sure to take the time to say “Hi!” However, most of my work this month will be at Falkirk Stadium (an indoor marquee under the stand.) You can see the brochure here:
http://domain1104722.sites.fasthosts.com/brochures/ChristmasMagic_Falkirk%20Stadium.pdf
where I have been described as an “enigmatic Scottish mind reader”. I quite like that!

Xxxx

So, it just leaves me to wish each and every one of you a restful, merry Christmas and a very happy and peaceful New Year. See you on the other side!

ENDS

October 2007

2007-11-08T09:10:00.000-08:00

Hello again!

(If you receive this it's because we've had some dealings in the past, you're a personal friend, I bumped into you in a pub, or because you've expressed an interest in receiving the newsletter… or all of the above. However, if you have no wish to receive further issues - just hit reply and enter "unsubscribe" in the subject box. I won't take offence!)

Because I meet so many fascinating individuals in my line, it’s impossible to keep in touch with all of you – more’s the pity. This newsletter is my way of doing so. But it’s not much use if you don’t drop me a wee note back to let me know what YOU are up to. So PLEASE do – I really want to know. It’s important to me. Okay?

Thank you.

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I’m keeping this one short – busy, busy busy.

GREAT FEW DAYS AWAY.
I had a wonderful time Doon Sooth with Claire. We headed off to see Stonehenge, and got lost on the way, ending up in Aylesbury instead of Avesbury. Still, who cares?! It was a fantastic, realxing, interesting time in great company. What more can you ask for?

HERE’S SOMETHING WORTH WATCHING:
The documentary X-Alps, The World’s Most Extreme Race, will be shown on BBC 2 Scotland on Tuesday October the 30th at 7pm. A paragliding chum of mine, Ulric Jessop and his wife Ruth, took part in the X-Alps earlier this year. Now the result is to be shown… but only on BBC2 (Scotland.)

Now, the BAD news is, it’s only being shown in Scotland – and one needs to ask why. The slightly better news is that you should be able to se it on SKY Channel 990. However, for those of you who live somewhere other than in Bonnie Scotland, or don’t have SKY, if you wait till later in the week (and for one week only) you can watch it here… http://www.bbc.co.uk/scotland/player/?item=tv_and_radio

The programme should appear amongst the list of programmes on the right hand side of the screen. Anyone can view the programme on demand for 7 days after the transmission.

Please, DO watch it. I am certain you will find it truly fascinating.

ALL HAIL TO TERRY STEVENS…
who is in Zambia on a sponsored march… I received a quick email which told me he had fallen out of a raft and swallowed half the Zambezi River – other than that, he’s still going! Well done, mate!

LET THERE BE LIGHT… PLEASE.
The fluorescent light strip in my office wasn’t working one morning so I set off to the ironmongers (a territory unfamiliar to me). What size? The shopkeeper wanted to know. I had no idea, but I guessed at 5 feet. Back to the office. Wrong… back to the ironmonger. I picked up the 6foot version and went back to the office, put it in and… nothing. So, I managed to get the little started thingy out… back to the ironmonger. “It’s unlikely it’s the starter… are you sure you put the tube in right” I drew him a withering glance. “I’m not THAT stupid!” Back to the office… where I found the light strip lying on the floor in pieces…

AN INTERESTING EXPERIMENT.
I had taken my GPS unit on my trip down south this month so that I could use it in the hired car (By the way – ALWAYS take out the extra insurance when hiring a car… long story.) On the flight back, I got to wondering if a GPS unit would work on a ‘plane. Apart from anything else, I’d be able to follow my route. I switched it on (made sure the voice direction function was off. Apart from anything else, I have Ozzy Osbourne on mine and I didn’t want him yelling out “Turn left, and take the *#bleep#* motorway!” I also have the thing at full volume because I like to drive with the music LOUD! I then held the unit to the window to see if I could get a signal.

Well, yes, you can. Unfortunately, my unit has ANOTHER function that bleeps (and it sounds EXACTLY like the “bongs” on an aircraft when you pres the button to call the stewardess.) whenever you approach a speed trap area.

Well scooting through dozens of GATZOs at over 400 miles an hour produced a LOT of “bongs” in quick succession… and in my fumbling, do you think I could switch the damned thing off? Well, yes, eventually.

THIS MONTH AND NEXT.
I’d like to say hello to all the people I met at my recent gigs who are now on this newsletter. Gigs included the Holiday Inn, Edinburgh, More talks and planning with BBC Scotland, the Marine Hotel in Troon, Creiff Hydro and the very posh Marcliffe Hotel in Aberdeen.

Even as I finish this newsletter, I am preparing to get up at 5am tomorrow morning to fly to Manchester for a trade show, from here I will be going straight to Southampton for a further two days of trade shows, and then Norton House Hotel, Edinburgh. Later on there is a gig in Cardiff, then a flight straight back to Edinburgh where I clamber in to my car and head straight up to Old Meldrum, just north of Aberdeen. I also have a gig in Aviemore (and I’m meeting up with the sleddogs during their training in the mountains the next morning) then theirs a gig at The Balmoral Hotel in Edinburgh, and then a private party for the lovely Julie Anderson in Whitburn.

Other than that, my time is my own!

Anyway, DO let me know how you are getting on – and don’t forget to watch Ulric and Ruth – by whatever means necessary – and I will catch up with you all next month!

Best wishes,

Drew McAdam

September 2007

2007-11-08T09:09:00.000-08:00

THIS MONTH….

LOADS OF JOKES (short ones!)
MARC BOLAN AND NORMAN TAMBLIN
EDDIE McGILL
PAUL BROOK
SAM MacKAY
BOB DYLAN
SUSAN CRAIGMILLE
ULRIC JESSOP
MARK TOWNSEND – PRIEST
URI GELLER AND CRISS ANGEL - PHENOMENON

Two hunters got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. They bagged six. As they started loading the plane for the return trip, the pilot said the plane could take only four moose. The two lads objected strongly. ”Last year we shot six, and the pilot let us put them all on board. He had the same plane as yours." Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. However, even with full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down. A few moments later, climbing out of the wreckage, Tam asked Bob: "Any idea where we are?" Bob looked around and said: "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."

…Ha! Hello again, and welcome to the September 2007 Newsletter.

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+++ I realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat. +++Amazing: the three surviving members of the hard-rocking British band Led Zeppelin are to play together for the first time in almost 20-years. And an astonishing number of fans (around 80,000) every minute were hitting the Internet ticket registration site. With, literally, millions of fans trying for only a few thousand tickets, the system crashed.

That really is remarkable, given that these days most top-40 bands can’t sell enough tickets to fill a garden hut. Maybe the music of the time when I was hitting my teenage years really WAS the golden age. That’s certainly the case if the Led Zep ticket sales are anything to go by…

And talking of that era and great music, there was Hot Love, Get It On, Born To Boogie, Jeepster and so on. But this month marked the 30th anniversary of the passing of the wonderful Marc Bolan. I was a huge fan of the band T.Rex in general, and Marc Bolan in particular, as was my mate, Norman Tamblin. We LOVED the Electric Warrior album. Very few of you reading this will have heard Norman’s name before; some of you who were at school with me will remember a lovely, gentle soul.

Aged only 18, Norman had an asthma attack and died. It was the first time that our small group of chums, growing up together, ever came face-to-face with our own mortality. So Bolan’s music brings pathos, poignancy and joy. It’s something that only music – and a writer of music - can truly impart to the soul. And it’s one reason I give thanks for Marc Bolan. The man and his music.

+++ Cats have nine lives. Which makes them ideal for experimentation. +++

One of that small group of chums (mentioned earlier) invited me to a charity art exhibition – raising funds for an orphanage. This old friend of mine – we’ll call him Johnny, but his real name is Eddie McGill – had a couple of paintings on display. One of them was of the island of Fidra which lies off the coast of North Berwick where we both grew up.

Anyway, I went up to the cash desk and proclaimed that I would like to buy Johnny’s painting. Overhearing this, he swelled with pride and pleasure… somebody had bought one of his paintings. I then turned and made for the exit. The guy on the cash desk said, “Are you not going to take the painting with you?”

Fighting to keep a straight face, I said, “Good grief, no. Just chuck it in the bin… the world will be a better place without THAT thing!”

Okay, I felt guilty at Johnny’s crestfallen face. But a few seconds later, he beamed and said: “It’s a contribution, isn’t it.”

Now, for those of you who think that was mean of me, let me explain that Eddie… Sorry, I mean Johnnie… is a couple of years older than I am, and when we were growing up he was able to make my life a misery with his cutting put-downs. It took me more than 30-years to get my own back on him, but I DID it Hardehardehar (evil cackle)

+++I got a phone call today to do a gig at a fire station. Went along… Turned out it was a hoax.+++

Gigs this month involved a trip to Coventry where I had the pleasure of meeting up with a superb mind reader, Paul Brook. Paul was fascinated by Aleister Crowley (No, actually, I think you’ll find I HAVE spelled that correctly!) and later went on to gain a degree in psychology. The result is THIS – enjoy the short video clip. I guarantee you have never seen anything like it. (If you have sound, you can hear Crowley’s voice, along with an explanation of what’s going on.) Please, enjoy Paul… http://paulbrook.co.uk/vid_crowley.htm

+++ The right to bear arms is slightly less ludicrous than the right to arm bears. +++

It’s been a busy month…
I had a wonderful gig at Fawsley Hall near Daventry, along with a gig at Dunkeld Hydro, and another one at Dunblane Hydro – all wonderful, wonderful venues performing for some really lovely people. I also did a wee charity gig in Uphall, and a gig for my friend Sam MacKay at Bathgate Golf Club. That aside, I had a very laid-back performance in a lovely wee pub called Whiski, in Edinburgh’s famous Royal Mile.

Then there was a cracking little gig at St Andrews University. That aside, in the past few months I’ve also performed at Edinburgh University, and Cambridge University… can anybody get me on at Oxford? I’d like to collect the set!

Oh, and it’s about to get busier…
This month (October) I will be turning up at the Holiday Inn, Edinburgh, the Marine Hotel in Troon, Creiff Hydro, the Marcliffe in Aberdeen, then its on to Manchester and a quick exit south to a couple of days in Bournemouth before flying back from Southampton – with more dates coming in. If you are anywhere near any of these locations, let me know – I’ll be REALLY busy, but it would be great to hook up!

+++ Is it fair to say that there’d be less litter in Britain if blind people were given pointed sticks? +++

BOB DYLAN AN’ ME – HONEST!
Yes, I KNOW it’s another video clip – but, really, if you want proof that Bob Dylan is a HUGE fan of mine, then check THIS out! (And I bet you end up doing something similar…) Honestly, this is GREAT. Please take the time: www.dylanmessaging.com/messages/2GJ9-8S13-KT5H-518J-D0ZT?

+++ I saw that show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die. I would have thought the obvious one was "Shout For Help".+++

I have been told – but it’s not been confirmed - that there is going to be a great program coming up on TV. When I get the time, I like to go paragliding, and one of my associates over the years has an amazing tale to tell. His name is Ulric, and he is the subject of what promises to be one of the most astonishing stories told on TV. Ulric really IS an amazing person; and a joy to know. So please, put Wednesday October 22nd in your diary. BBC2 10pm.

Here’s what the BBC press pack said: The Most Extreme Race On Earth? (working title) BBC Two Scotland

In the summer of 2007, 30 world-class athletes began the most dangerous race of their lives – 850 kilometres across the length of the Alps travelling only by air, using a paraglider, or on foot.

Facing extreme weather and massive feats of endurance, the competitors crossed some of the most treacherous terrain in the world. Running, climbing and literally jumping off mountains, the event was probably one of the most extreme competitions ever staged.

For the first time a Scot gained entry to this amazing race. Ulric Jessop, originally from Edinburgh, faced danger, massive physical exertion and sleep deprivation all along the route. BBC Scotland gained exclusive access to Ulric's race. Cameras followed him day and night to witness this ultimate test of character which became as much a personal battle of determination and courage as a race against other competitors.

(Now, this has been given to me by a fellow flyer, Susan Craigmille, who is not the most reliable source of intelligence… in the nicest possible way (only kidding, Susan!) B– but I have had difficulty getting the dates and times confirmed. As far as I know, though, this is the correct information. Just keep your eye open on the TV listing for this. It’s going to be something really special, I assure you.)

+++ It's easy to distract fat people. In fact, it’s a piece of cake. +++

Oh, and congratulations to my new friend Mark Townsend; a mystifier with a difference. Mark is a priest in the Church of England who now uses mentalism as an expression of the deep human search for meaning and wonder. He recently appeared in The Independent and had a cracking two-page feature in this month’s Paranormal Magazine. He also very kindly sent me a copy of his book; The Gospel of Falling Down which is an exploration and self-help guide on discovering our inner gold through the cracks and flaws in our lives.

+++ If you ' re being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire… They're trained for that. +++

For our American friends… The mind of Uri Geller and the mastery of Criss Angel. PHENOMENON. If you are in the US then you will get this… Wednesday October 24 on NBC. “The search for the impossible begins.” You can check this little teaser... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5sRA6typn4 Looks GREAT, doesn’t it.

For the rest of us, we’ll just have to wait for the UK version… Watch this space!

And finally…
Last night my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her: “I never want to in a vegetative state, dependant on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.”
She got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out my beer.

Ta-da!

Hey, I hope you all have a great October!

Best wishes to all,

Drew

August 2007

2007-11-08T09:08:00.000-08:00

Welcome to September... Here’s what’s been happening in my strange little world in the past month.

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Drew McAdam Newsletter: AUGUST. 2007.

MEET YOURSELF IN THIS MONTH’S NEWSLETTER:
GARY JAMES
RICKY McLEOD
STEVE HARLEY
DAVID SUTHERLAND
HELEN KING
JOHN MACPHERSON
CHRIS COX
STEPHEN LONG
BARRY CRYER (Hello, Barry!)
LI’L EMILY
PAUL ZENON
BRIAN BLESSED

MEGA-MOUTH
Remember the film Jaws? Who doesn’t? It’s been showing a lot this month on TV and I still love that film; it always reminds me of a promotional photographic shoot at Deep Sea World that involved me pulling on scuba diving gear and clambering into the massive tank with a host of sea creatures, including two massive – and I MEAN massive – sand tiger sharks. Of course, the photographs were useless… the person with the wild, staring eyes behind the mask and regulator could have been anybody! What an incredible experience that was, though. And for those of you who are fans of the film: “We’re going to need a bigger... pair of underpants!”

PURE MAGIC
Gary James (those of you who attended the party last year will remember him well) got a great piece of coverage in this month’s Evening News. You can read it here http://living.scotsman.com/tv.cfm?id=1221192007

He really is a remarkable young man. Oh, and while we’re on the subject of Gary, congratulations to him and “Tricky” Ricky McLeod who won a prestigious magic competition at Loch Ness this month. Well done, guys!

HARLEY AND THE STONES
You’ll all know by now that I’m a massive fan of Steve Harley (and Cockney Rebel, of course!) Busy as he is, Steve has become a good friend and usually takes the time to reply to my newsletters (that’s what it’s for, folks.) So, this month I’m passing on a link to his online diary http://steveharley.com/diary.html#070807 where you can read about his escapade when he supported the Rolling Stones in Warsaw last month. Lucky beggar!

STATISTICS
There is a statistic detailing the chances of an American soldier being fatally shot in Iraq. Apparently the rate is 60 per 100,000 soldiers.

Yet the firearm death rate in Washington DC is 80 per 100,000 citizens.

The conclusion, therefore, is that the US should pull out of Washington.

THIS MONTH’S GIGS AND BEYOND
This month I had gigs in Larbert – where I saw The Singing Waiters for the first time. What a hoot they are – and then two gigs at The Dalmahoy Hotel. I also ended up doing a gig in Glencalvie, Sutherland. For those of you whose geography is a bit rusty, Sutherland is north-west of Inverness. It’s a wilderness of tumbling rivers, lochs, light, forest and hills. It’s actually closer to Arctic Circle than to London! My accommodation was in a small B&B, where the little old landlady had put a hot water bottle in the bed for my return. How sweet is that!?

One of the great things about my job is that I get to visit places that are on my tick list. And Glencalvie is one of these places. (Thank you, David Sutherland). Or, to be more exact, Croick Church, This is where one of the more “harrowing events in Scottish history took place. Known as the Clearances, 18 families were cleared from the glen where they had lived for generations. The families comprising about 90 people – men, women and children - took shelter in Croick churchyard and their wretched plight is recorded in messages scratched on the outside of the east window of the church. These writings can still be seen clearly. It’s a poignant place, and even more poignant for the fact that several of those who look after the sheep have recently been cleared to make way for forestation. Just ask hotwater-bottle-weilding Katie about that!

There was also a gig at one of my favourite hotels, Norwood Hall, Aberdeen, which gave me the chance to visit the Maritime Museum and the Thermopylae exhibition (The Thermopylae was a tea-clipper – the only ship to ever beat The Cutty Sark. My great, great grandfather was the skipper of that particular ship.)

I also had a fantastic gig at Herriot Watt University, in the very auditorium that had been the venue for my daughter’s graduation ceremony earlier this month.

All this was rounded of with a gig in Alloa. Held out of doors, it was a really energetic affair with a lot going on; part of which was me. Great stuff!

‘ELLO ‘ELLEN
Some of you who read this from my old North Berwick days will remember Helen King (We both grew up in the same street.) Well, it was my great pleasure to meet up with her again, some 30-odd years on. We had a great laugh about our schooldays and youth-club days; childhood memories and adventures. The annoying this is, she’s hardly changed!

CLICK CLICK
I bought a camera this month… I’ve always had an old cast iron office-safe-type Pentax K1000 kicking around my office, and have spent many happy hours snapping landscapes and oddities that took my fancy around Scotland over the years. So, I upgraded to a digital version of the same camera. You can see some of the results from this month’s journeys here… http://aolpictures.aol.co.uk/galleries/espmcadam

Now, while surfing the web I came across some truly astounding pictures by Scots photographer John MacPherson. We got into an email conversation, and I must say he was very kind about my efforts. However, he gave me permission to duplicate part of one of his emails which I think is just wonderful. I’d like to share it with you, so here it is – advice to a tyro snapper, though I feel the moral runs a little deeper.

“I'm regularly asked how I find the stuff to photograph, and reply - well there's no shortage of stuff, there's loads of it lying around all over the place - the challenge isn't about knowing what to include in your pictures, but what to leave out. Recording an image that 'works' is all about finding the essence of a location/subject - trying to isolate certain aspects/qualities that define it - and that’s the fun of photography. If you can strip away all the stuff that’s not relevant what you'll have left will be very very relevant.

And I did this intuitively, and didn't think too much about that process until I heard a wonderful interview on Radio 4. A rather snooty middle-class woman talking to a 'rough' sounding country fellow who carved walking sticks.

She described the standard of work on one of the pieces...’I am holding an exquisite walking stick made by Charlie, it's yew and ash combined and the handle is a leaping fish and is an elegant and sensual evocation of a brook trout in mid leap - and you can just visualise the elegant arching trajectory it took when it grabbed the mayfly in the air above the brook's glassy surface. And I'm running my hand over it, the individual scales are perfectly formed and provide grip under your palm, the dorsal fin a raised lip under your fingers. It’s a wonderfully realised piece that encapsulates both the elegance of a wild thing and the astonishing skills of the artist, for this is true artistry.....to be able to take a piece of roughly hewn wood and through some almost alchemical process create this sinuous and exquisite wild creature… Tell me, Charlie, how do you do it, how can you possibly create such life from something inert?’

To which the master replied ‘…Errr you want tae make a fish shape, so ye just cut away all the bits that don’t look like a fish, and you'll be left with.....err....um.....a fish’.

Now, when I'm asked how I can make such photographic compositions I just smile and say: ‘I just cut away all the parts that don’t look like fish.

Good stuff is all around us, all the time. We just need to look for it.”

Isn’t that wonderful?

And you can see John’s work here. http://www.john.macpherson.btinternet.co.uk/pixindex-landsca.html DO, please, spend some time looking at them. They’ll inspire you.

A WEE JOKE
A man and woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, but the woman acted unconcerned.
The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still the woman appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared.
The waitress went over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."
The woman calmly looked up at her and said: "No he didn't. He just walked in the door."

FESTIVAL
Edinburgh Festival again, and this year I only did a few reviews, and those were performers who interested me. (Chris Cox earned 4 stars, as did Stephen Long. But I machine-gunned the hypnotist.) Both had some wonderful new approaches to the art of mind-reading. But get this; Stephen Long rewards each participant who comes onstage to help him by suggesting they help themselves from a bag of Revels sweets, (You know, orange, toffee, raisin and so on?) On the way back to their seat, he stops them, and announces what flavour it is they’re sucking on! How DOES he do that?

BEST YEARS…
What an exciting time it’s been for my wee chum, Li’l Emily. Within a few days she has celebrated her 5th birthday, had a party, left nursery and started school – and on top of all that she has somehow taught herself to talk without ever having to breathe in. Phew! Great to share in her excitement, though, don’t you think?

SHOWTIME
Last year I wasn’t able to meet up with top TV magician Paul Zenon on his annual pilgrimage to the Festival. (I was working down south while he was performing up here.) However, this year we more than made up for it. And that’s where it gets a little bit weird.

I had driven into Edinburgh, thinking I MUST give Paul a call and find out where he is. At the same time (I later discovered) HE had been thinking that he must give me a call. To cut a long story short, I popped into a public loo and I happened to glance next to me – and there was Paul at the next urinal! (Okay, I KNOW it’s all a bit unsavoury, but it’s also rather weird.)

And in a further coincidence, I had just discovered that Barry Cryer was up for The Festival (those of you who have been getting this e-mail might remember that Barry and I were on the same bill in York.) And there he was! (I still get embarrassed when some bloke hugs me, but somehow with Barry that’s all right!)

Anyway, it just so happened that Paul had some free time, as did I. (No, really!) So we had a couple of great days. Paul wanted to visit Rosslyn Chapel – so that’s off his tick list now. We also had a couple of beers and a couple of great meals. We also took the opportunity to take in a couple of shows, including the visually stunning “Fuerzabruta”. Here is a review, entitled Sensory Overload from Nicol Husband: A man runs frantically on a conveyor belt headlong into unavoidable obstacles; nymph-like beauties writhe, close enough to touch, on water-covered perspex; women somersault across floating tinfoil walls bathed in an aura of multicoloured light as wind and water pound the audience. Is it about trying to cling onto reality as you struggle through the obstacles of everyday life? Man’s need to reconnect with nature? The necessity of taking risks to achieve fulfilment or nothing at all? Standing room only and with audience interaction aplenty, this is a unique and memorable Fringe experience.

Yeah... you had to have been there… and I was! Thanks, Paul!

BLESSED
I caught a short excerpt of Brian Blessed (the loudest man alive) on a talk show recently. What an incredible man… Funny, a great lover of life and a nice fella’ to boot. He is about to make his fourth attempt on Mount Everest – at the age of seventy! He really is somebody with whom you would just love to share a pint and listen to a selection of his stories.

Well, long before these newsletters started, I had the pleasure of working up-close with Brian on a film (terrible film, right enough!) There is nothing of the luvvie about him: what you see is what you get. One of my heroes, I guess.

And here are a couple of wonderful quotes from him: “‘Stop dreaming’ is the worst thing any teacher can say. Play, adventure, fresh air, wilderness, stimulus, travel in the end are the great educators. I can’t stand this society’s concept of success and its material needs. It’s all crap. The older I get the more all I want in life is a rucksack and a tent. And the most important thing of all is to have a go.” And then this: "Every time I see Patrick (Stewart) he weeps; 'You're going to die on one of your expeditions.' But I feel the biggest danger in life is not taking adventure.
The man speaks the truth!

Oh, and if you get this newsletter – and we meet up some time – that entitles you to hear the story about Brian Blessed and the poor sap of a fork-lift driver.

A YEAR GONE BY ALREADY?
And, finally, this from last year. Exactly a year ago, my newsletter reported this story… Can’t believe it’s a year, but here it is again for the latest additions to the newsletter mailing list (and welcome to you, too!)

A over T
For those of you who have been in my offices, you’ll know that it’s a two-storey affair, with all the toys and fun-stuff downstairs, and the nerve-centre / command room upstairs. So, there I was, in front of the computer, in my big, leather, IVI (I’m Very Important) chair... rubbing a spoon and willing it to bend (Hey, we all have to practice, you know!) I was suddenly aware that my chair felt unstable. Leaning over the arm to take a closer look, yes... it seemed that one of the solid steel and chrome legs was actually bending! I leaned a bit further to get a better view. YES! It was definitely bending... and SNAP! This was followed by a spectacular backward somersault as the whole thing tipped over. I SWEAR I saw the reflection of the soles of my shoes in the monitor as I vanished backwards. It was only by an amazing turn of fortune that I didn’t actually continue my journey head-over-heels down the stairs! Metal-bending? Enough!

ENDS

July 2007

2007-11-08T08:56:00.000-08:00

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I had a wonderful couple of days catching up with old mindreading friends. Marc Salem was across from New York for a few weeks, so we managed to get together – and lovely, it was, too. Top mentalist from Israel, Lior Manor, was also there, so it was a great time to catch up on old times. He’s such a lovely man – as is his family. Gordon Rutter, who writes for the Fortean Times also put in an appearance, as did good chum Ian Rowland. Colin McLeod also managed to get along, so Colin and I took the opportunity to pop down to Sonning and meet up with my old chum, Uri Geller.

Uri is presently working on a HUGE television project in the US called PHENOMENON which we discussed at length. Make no mistake; he has a monster hit on his hands. He also has a weekly column in The Weekly News newspaper and was kind enough to mention our visit (referring to us as “brilliant mentalists” from Scotland. At least the “Scottish” reference was accuate!). That edition should be around until about Monday of next week.

GIGS ‘n’ STUFF
It’s been a busy month; but not for the usual reasons. July is always quiet for me in terms of gigs – because I mainly do corporate functions. It’s quiet at holiday times. Even so, my favourite gigs this month included a show for a large group of nurses in Glasgow, and a night club in Falkirk.

However, most of my time has been taken up with my other love – writing. Besides a couple of articles in The Scotsman, I’ve had a great deal of copywriting work. It’s always a pleasure to get the creative juices flowing!

Next month: there are gigs in Edinburgh, Larbert, somewhere waaaay up North, Bathgate and Alloa.

STILL GOT THE BLUES
If you are anywhere near Edinburgh on August 14 may I recommend a gig at The Liquid Rooms. Dave Arcari and Seasick Steve – you possibly caught him on Jools Holland’s show – everybody was talking about him. If you like The Blues, you’ll love this. Oh, and talking about The Blues, I managed to catch Blind lemon, with my old school colleague Ian Pettigrew on vocals and guitar. Too rare a treat, Ian!

RADIO GA GA
I was asked to do a slot on Kerang Radio in Birmingham next month. It won’t be happening… I’ve always had a habit of just saying “yes” to everything Thank God for a manager who knows his onions! Thanks, Douglas! Besides that, I’m frantically working on collecting material for a potential series with BBC radio.

THOSE MAGNIFICANT MEN…
Those who know me know that I love flying. Hellicopters, gliders, microlights – and my favourite sport for a long time, paragliding. Fellow performer Marcus Ford, of the trio Le Jazz Hot, kindly took me up in a tiny two-seater bucket thing… and what a flight! From Cumbernauls, across to Callandar, over Loch Katrine, across to Loch Lomond, and then down to Stirling. What a great way to spend an afternoon! And great company, too. Thank you, Marcus. The photo’s will be with you in due course.

ZAMBIA
Following the London to Paris cycle, I received a wonderful letter from the Zambian High Commission, just to say thank you. Nice when somebody takes the time… I think I’ll frame it.

THE ROAD TO ENLIGHTENMENT - THE TEACHINGS OF ZEN
This from Maggie Watson – you know I love this stuff!
1. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
2. If you lend someone £20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
3. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. 4. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.
5. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
6. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.7. Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.8. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxativeon the same night.
9. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tyre.
10. The darkest hour is just before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbour's' milk, that's the time to do it.
11. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish,and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

NAVIGATION
You may recall that last month I told a story about my GPS sending me on a wild goose chase, directing me in a complete circle… My cousin Sheila in the US wrote this “GPS humor: I borrowed Rob's GPS (nicknamed Screaming Myrtle after the Harry Potter movie) to get Anne and I to Shenandoah National Park. As we drove through the park along winding cliffside roads, the GPS directed me to make a left turn: directly through a small overlook area and over a cliff. She insisted on it, quite persistently. Best not to listen to those things too literally. I suspect being a female GPS she has a thing for Rob (Sheila’s husband) and was trying to “off” me....
And this from Wendy: “Drew, had to laugh when you asked if GPS has a sense of humour – xxxx’s (name deleted to protect the innocent – but it was Ewan!) elderly mother now has one and told him recently how it was rubbish as it kept sending her in the complete opposite direction from where she knew she had to go. We were at a complete loss as ours has always been spot on and suggested she return it, until in a separate conversation an hour later she asked if he would stick it to her dashboard for her - as she was having to read it turned sideways on the passenger seat!!!! Mystery solved!!
WEATHER ‘TIS NOBLER…
In Scotland – who would have thought it? The weather patterns really ARE changing. This photograph was taken by my son. It’s a pic of a tornado taken near my home town, which he chased across the region – the fool!

WE’LL SET ABOOT YE!
As you all probably already know, a couple of terrorists rammed a vehicle loaded with gas canisters and God-knows-what into Glasgow Airport this month. Some of you may even have heard of the baggage handler, John Smeaton, who had nipped out to have a fly fag when the vehicle made its unexpected entrance. He’s been on the news a great deal, and people seem to have taken him to their hearts on account of his forthright description of what he did and who he did it to. It seems that the people of Scotland in general, and of Glasgow in particular, view him as “one of them” who handled the situation as any other Glaswegian would.

Within just a few hours the text jokes and e-mails were flying. The results have been hilarious, perfectly catching the Scot’s humour (which much of the rest of the UK and the US often doesn’t quite grasp), the basic rule being: You try to kill us - we WILL take the piss. (And let’s face it, it’s hard to be a macho-terrorist when everybody is pointing and laughing!)

For foreign readers, I have taken the liberty of explaining (to the best of my ability) what the Scottish words that John used actually mean. Basically, it is the story of one brave Weegie (Glaswegian) who takes on al-Qaeda. (It seems that there were a few Weegie bystanders who decided to “have a go.”) This was described by John who – live on the news – described how everybody got “stuck in” to the terrorists. He used phrases such as “This is Glasgow, we’ll just set aboot ye.” (Behold, the birth of a new catchphrase!) In other words, screw with a Weegie, and you will be on the receiving end of some energetic, scrum-like retaliation.

As he, himself, explained: “We all tried to get a kick in… get a boot in at him.”

There follows a number of quotes from emails I have received:

“Baggage supervisor, hero, smoker – John Smeaton. Little did he know that two crazed al-Qaeda operatives were preparing to meet their Maker. But they didn’t meet their Maker; they met John.”

“A Braveheart for a modern Scotland that treats terrorism with a stiff right hook rather than a stiff upper lip.”

“Only in Glasgow can some guy who sets out on a ‘holy jihad’ and a destiny with 84 virgins in Paradise end up on fire from head to toe and getting malkied by a bystander.” (malkied; given a dashed good thrashing but with only one blow and no finesse.)

“I love the idea of these guys coming from around the world to try and bring down Western civilisation only to get the sh** kicked out of them by a weegie.”

"Only in Glasgow do suicide bombers need rescued from the locals by the police."

John did an interview on CNN and they asked how he restrained the terrorist. He said: “Me an’ other folk were just tryin’ tae get the boot in and some other guy banjoed him." (If somebody gets “banjoed”… well, imagine getting hit in the face with a banjo – the result and the noise would be rather similar.

“Carlsberg don’t make baggage handlers, but if they did…” (It’s from a TV commercial for those to whom this is unfamiliar.)

And to top it all, a web site invited those who appreciated John Smeaton’s actions to pledge £3 each, to set up pints for him at the Glasgow Airport Holiday Inn. He now has over 1,000 pints waiting for him; and they’ve had to call a halt to it.

The Daily Record is one of Scotland’s national dailies…

And just one more quote: “We can start suspecting everyone who doesn’t look like us, call for hanging and flogging, scream about sending ‘em all back home. If that’s the way Scotland wants to be, fine. Just count me out of the hystria. Because we’ll be a better nation if we stick to an old adage that was drummed into me very early in life. If you hit a Scotsman, you’d better make sure he doesn’t get back up.”
Hope you all have a GREAT August, and I’ll see you next month!

Best wishes,

Drew

June 2007

2007-11-08T08:54:00.000-08:00

NEWSLETTER / DIARY JUNE 2007

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GET OFF YOUR BIKE
Well, for those who have been receiving the newsletter for a while, you’ll know about last month’s Charity Cycle Challenge in which I got back on my bike after a ten year absence and pedalled from London to Paris in four days. I’m glad to report that I can now walk normally again, and that – thanks to all you lovely, generous people – I not only reached my target sponsorship figure, but actually doubled it! Well done, you!

GILLIAN?
One quick question… Who is Gillian Mullhall? I wrote personally to each person who sponsored me, and this person did, but I don’t have a return e-mail address. If this is you… who are you? I don’t seem to have your email address to send a personal thank you, so it may be a new married name, or summit’. Let me know!

PC ON THE PC
Here’s a thought: If it ain’t PC, you can’t do it. These days the only people you can poke fun at are white, heterosexual, males…. That’s me. I’m part of a minority group; so watch your step!

GIGS THIS MONTH
Besides the gigs, I wrote a few articles for the special reports section of The Scotsman newspaper, including a bit about entertainment and a couple of pieces about what to do and see in Scotland. Thanks for the commission, Stuart – keep ‘em coming. I enjoy scribbling!

Gigs this month included a couple at The DALMAHOY HOTEL, Edinburgh. And there was another at THE ROYAL TERRACE HOTEL.

Best gig had to be when I opened for the Science Awards at the GLASGOW SCIENCE CENTRE. This was held in the IMAX cinema – it has an “auditorium” feel and the biggest screen in the UK, I understand – to a packed house. There was a real buzz about the place, and turned out to be one of the most enjoyable gigs I’ve had in a long time.

Good gig, too, at CRIEFF HYDRO. Mind you, at one point I took a step back and, where the step to the stage should have been, there was now empty space. Great. As I vanished off to the side, one li’l ol’ lady near the front was heard to say “He didn’t know THAT was going to happen!” Oh, how I laughed… no, really.

Had the very great pleasure of performing at KING’S COLLEGE, CAMBRIDGE. This must be the grandest venue in which I have ever played. Imagine (see pic below) packed with people, stage and spotlights... what a venue!

On the way to Cambridge, something really weird happened with my beloved GPS. Having driven down the M6, the GPS suggested that I leave the motorway and travel east on the A66 which would take me to Scotch Corner and the A1. However, two miles along the connecting road, the techno-box changed its mind, sent me up a wee country, single track road and back, west, towards the M6… When I arrived back at the roundabout that would take me back onto the motorway I had been travelling on, the damn thing changed its mind again, and sent me BACK along the connecting road and on to the A1. It just made me do a complete “loop” for no apparent reason. DO these things have a sense of humour? I suspect so.

Having driven to Cambridge, performed, then hung around answering questions, I had to get up VERY early after a late night and drive back. Following a one-hour rest, my son Andrew acted as driver and took me on to the next gig – a further 184 miles up the A9 and into the Highlands – to the RAF base at LOSSIEMOUTH for a performance that night. It was worth it, though.

THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING!
It was at this RAF gig that I had the very real pleasure of meeting a young Russian lady, Elena Kourenkova who is a splendid painter with a really weird sense of humour. Take the time to check out her paintings at www.elenakourenkova.com. I think they are wonderful, and I’m sure you will too.

THAT WAS QUIRKY – AND HERE’S SOME MORE…
As most of you know, I really enjoy the quirky, so here are some idiosyncratic reports from the British Media.
(1) Commenting on a complaint from a Mr. Arthur Purdey about a large gas bill, a spokesman for North West Gas said, "We agree it was rather high for the time of year. It's possible Mr. Purdey has been charged for the gas used up during the explosion that destroyed his house." (The Daily Telegraph)
Or how about:(2) Irish police are being handicapped in a search for a stolen van, because they cannot issue a description. It's a Special Branch vehicle and they don't want the public to know what it looks like. (The Guardian)3) At the height of the gale, the harbourmaster radioed a coastguard and asked him to estimate the wind speed. He replied he was sorry, but he didn't have a gauge. However, if it was any help, the wind had just blown his Land Rover off the cliff. (Aberdeen Evening Express)6) Mrs. Irene Graham of Thorpe Avenue, Boscombe, delighted the audience with her reminiscence of the German prisoner of war who was sent each week to do her garden. He was repatriated at the end of 1945, she recalled. "He'd always seemed a nice friendly chap, but when the crocuses came up inthe middle of our lawn in February 1946, they spelt out 'Heil Hitler.'" (Bournemouth Evening Echo)
CUTE FOOT
And here’s something else for you to try. Just take a few minutes and give this a go:
How smart is Your Right Foot ?

This will boggle your mind and keep you trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but you can't. It's pre-programmed in your brain!
1. While sitting where you are at your desk in front of your computer, lift your RIGHT FOOT off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.Your foot will change direction. See, told you! And there's nothing you can do about it!
Cheers!

Drew

MAY 2007

2007-11-08T08:52:00.001-08:00

DREW McADAM. MAY 2007 DIARY / NEWSLETTER.

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ON MY BIKE
The story of this month is the charity bike ride in which I took part with my colleague, David Tod. Well, it was SUPPOSED to be a charity ride, but on arriving we discovered that it was called the “London to Paris Cycle Challenge”. Yes, CHALLENGE. And what a challenge it turned out to be. 300 miles in four days to help build a school in a village in Zambia.

The first push from London to Dover was almost 100 miles across Kent. I always thought Kent was flat… No, it’s hilly. BIG hills, too. Rain, a head-wind and hills. And the story continued in France.

It was hard; harder than I expected it to be. However, by Day Three the sun was out. The scenery was fantastic and the hills were rolling, rather than majestic. Sure, there was pain and fatigue, but now the challenge was enjoyable – ‘cos we were DOING it! Mind you, David and I probably weren’t too bright; while the other riders were on space-age light-as-air thoroughbreds, he and I were riding the equivalent of pit ponies.

My machine was referred to as a “granny bike”, and the real cyclists there told David that he had done the equivalent of 3 times the actual distance, and they “wouldn’t go down the shops on a bike like that!” So, well done to him, I say. Mine was bad; his was worse!

On an emotional high in the company of 48 other riders we entered Paris. Escort vehicles and flashing lights took us round the Arc de Triomphe, down the Champs-Elysées to the Concorde, and on to the Eiffel Tower. People cheered, waved and applauded. Car drivers tooted their horns, and two young lads on motorised scooters kept us company doing wheelies.

I’ve had a lot of really fantastic moments in my life; and now I have one more. So, to riders and organisers alike – and especially to Dave – it was an honour and a privilege to experience it in your company.

SPECIAL NOTE: Thank you to the sponsors. I have been surprised and saddened by a couple of long-known and highly thought-of individuals who did NOT care to offer support, even just £1, for whatever reason - be they too busy, or forgetful, or unconvinced that building a school and helping educate children who, literally, have nothing else in the world, was a good cause. The sponsor page at http://www.justgiving.com/drewmcadam will be there for a couple of weeks, so it’s still not too late to show your support. That would mean a lot to me.

That said, I have equally been surprised – and greatly touched - by all of you who did make the effort and take the time to support me. Some of you I have barely known, yet you thought enough of me to offer sponsorship. Your support will make an enormous difference in the lives of these children. Thank you. Thank you. Your generosity has warmed my heart. Additionally, the outrageous generosity of some of you has really blown me away, so a special mention here to DON JACK, DOUGLAS CAIRNS, IAN ROWLAND, STEVE HARLEY, JAYESH TAILOR, IAN “WAXMAN” CUTHBERTSON, JOYCE and YVES, TOD MACDONALD, and last but not least, MAGGIE WATSON. Your generosity was above and beyond the call of duty.

XXX

GIGS THIS MONTH…
included: GLASGOW Hilton, a James Bond them night at The Prestonfiled in EDINBURGH. Then there was TELFORD International Centre (Hey, a stadium gig!), The Europa Hotel in BELFAST. (Interestingly, this hotel is the most-bombed in Europe… My friend Billy texted me to remind me of the Europa-vision Song Contest winner “Boom-Bang-a-Bang.”) There was also a gig at the Norwood Country House Hotel in ABERDEEN, and then a wonderful three days on the scenic island of SKYE in the company of several wonderful acts – and now new friends. Special mention to Stewart and The AbbaGirls.

All this was interspersed with great social functions including a wedding in Edinburgh – congratulations to Mr and Mrs McLurg! – and a birthday party in Ayr; also celebrating Mrs MacDonald’s 60 years of kilt making. Didn’t we have a lovely time?

Of course, there was the usual impromptu performance while in France, which means I’ve performed in London, Paris and New York… which just leaves Peckham. (Viewers of “Only Fools” will understand.)

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NEXT MONTH’S GIGS:
Dalmahoy, EDINBURGH, the Hydro in CREIFF. Also, ABERDEEN and BATHGATE GOLF CLUB, Then there’s a big one at CAMBRIDGE UNIVERSITY, followed by a 700 mile drive to the RAF base in LOSSIEMOUTH. Oh, yes, and there’s more work to be done on the BBC project.

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Want to see a really clever piece of guitar playing? Try this: http://youtube.com/watch?v=QjA5faZF1A8

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And if you want to see something really, really, really laugh-out-loud funny, try this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRPi_dNLliY You WILL love this, I promise. (There IS a sweary word – be warned.)

Best wishes to one and all,

Drew McAdam
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April 2007

2007-04-30T15:06:00.000-07:00

STARTS

This month:
Susie Townson
Safari
In the News
Marc Salem
The Lost Loch
A flying dog
Gigs this month
Graham P Jolley
Dave Arcari – again
...and a special mention. Ean Jones – thanks for your company. I had a ball!

Just so you know… This is the last newsletter before I head off on my marathon cycle from London to Paris. (So, next month’s newsletter will be a bit late because I can’t type and cycle at the same time!) I’m helping to raise cash to build a school in Zambia, where the little kids – many of them orphaned to AIDS - have to walk a twenty mile round trip each day to get their education, and then work in the fields all evening.

If you have already sponsored me, then bless you. I really do appreciate the fact that you are supporting me in what is going to be an arduous 300 mile cycle in around three days. I’ve been doing my bit and taking time off work to get on my bike, puffing and wheezing up the hills around my home town (managed 56 miles the other day, so I’m a lot more confident now!)

For those of you who have yet to sponsor me, thinking: “Oh, must do that some time…” NOW is the time to do it. Please. You can sponsor me online at www.justgiving.com/drewmcadam (You can also read the scathing comments from those who have already sponsored me.) DO bear in mind that it’s not about sponsoring me… it’s about building a simple school that, in the minds of the kids, will be greater than the finest and most imposing educational edifice that poses as a university. And you are giving a kid a chance.

If you don’t want to go online to sponsor me, then you can write a cheque made out to The U-Foundation, and send it to c/o Drew McAdam, 26a Society Place, West Calder, West Lothian, EH55 8EA. By the way, every penny that he U-Foundation receives goes straight to the project. There are NO administrative costs. Jay and the guys use their existing business staff and structure to do everything. Cool, huh?

ON SAFARI
It was glorious weather on a glorious day, so my friend, Li’l Emily and her mummy, Susan, headed off to the Safari Park. Not been to one in a while? Well do yourself a favour! The little lass certainly enjoyed seeing all the animals – and the astroglide. But, honestly, what a thrill to watch a 4-year old as she claps along with the Sea Lions. Her favourite, and mine, too. Grrrreat day out!

IT’S A BOY!
Congratulation to SUSIE TOWNSON and partner Jonny. Susie, who keeps wheeling me in front of TV production companies, gave birth to a little boy, Benjamin on April 3rd.
IN THE NEWS
This month, the Edinburgh Evening News ran an article “To inspire the public to take part in the Up Close and Personal Exhibition… an array of well known Edinburgh faces have turned their thoughts to their home city. Here they describe places which are significant to them and why...” The list comprised of Susan Morrison (Comedian and Talk 107 breakfast presenter), Karen Koren (Guilded Balloon artistic director and Fringe Festival impresario), James Thomson, (Restaurateur and a governor at George Heriot's School), Rhona Cameron, (Comic and author of The Naked Drinking Club), Alanna Knight (Detective novelist), Louise Hay (Edinburgh actress based in Los Angeles), Gary Mackay (Former Hearts midfielder who still holds the record for the highest number of appearances for the team)… and, eh, me; described as a Mindreader. Hmmm nice to be in such company, but Honestly!
Oh, and while we are on the subject, in the piece I mentioned my wonderful friend and mentor, PROFESSOR MARC SALEM. I have mentioned him in the newsletters before – and will again in the near future, with details of his forthcoming London show. But, for the moment, if you want to see a wonderful performance, here is a video of Marc when he appeared on the prestigious US 60-minutes programme.
http://www.marcsalem.com/movie.html I PROMISE you’ll enjoy it.

THE LOST LOCH
Wey-hey, a mystery solved. When I was out cycling, heading West across the Central Belt of Scotland on one of my training forays, the old track took me past a large body of water, which I had long suspected existed, but could never before work out where it was.

The story starts several years back when I was paragliding with a group of friends from the Pentland Hills, Edinburgh. I still don’t know exactly what happened that day, but there was a LOT of lift (that’s when all the air is going up the way.) We only had permission from Air Traffic Control (ATC) to fly at hill height – no higher. But for some reason, conditions were such that when I launched from the hillside I was lifted into the air and just kept going straight up. And up. There was a thin veil of cloud, and I ascended into it, and beyond. It was later reported to me that, from the ground, I just seemed to go straight up and then vanish. Tom, the school instructor, came across to my mate BILLY MCMURRAY and asked “Where’s Drew?” Billy pointed a digit skyward, Close Encounters style, and uttered the single word “Gone.”

While I was up there, I had a good look around – let’s face it, there wasn’t much else to do except panic and wonder when and if I would come back down. (?) It was strange; I was well above the thin layer of cloud, and the sun was setting There was no landscape detail, just the glimmer of the sun reflecting on the distant lochs and reservoirs. They were like pools of quicksilver on dark pewter. In that moment, caught in the breathtaking beauty of it, I was able to map out and identify each glistening, shimmering body of water. Except one…

And that was Hillend Loch, hidden away near Caldercruix, where I eventually found myself on the old railway cycle path… Mystery solved, and a wonderful memory rekindled.

LEGLESS
Do you, like me, enjoy really funny video clips? This is one of the best. Ever seen a dog levitate?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=SN77b9DqEbc

GIGS THIS MONTH
What a great month. Several of the gigs were in the most prestigious, beautiful, historic venues in the land. And I enjoyed every one of them. There was my usual after-dinner nonsense at ARDOE HOUSE, ABERDEEN, Then there was a small private party at PRESTONFIELD HOUSE in Edinburgh. That house is renowned for its grandeur, but to be honest it would be hard-pressed to beat NORWOOD HOUSE in Aberdeen.

As I was leaving, and handing over the keys, I mentioned to the receptionist that the client was paying, and that there was no extra charges. “I didn’t even use the mini bar,” said I. “Oh, that’s okay, sir, says she. “It’s complimentary.” Nooooo! I couldn’t even grab the key back and run back to the room, snatching a pillow case on the way.

After that came The MARCLIFFE HOTEL in Aberdeen for a charity fundraiser. Certainly, I had a ball at all of those, but the really Big Gig of the month was at CHELTENHAM RACECOURSE, sharing the top table with the mayors of both Gloucester and Cheltenham, after which I had to get up reeeealy early the following morning and drive back to Scotland for a gig at HOUSTON HOUSE HOTEL. As if all that were not enough, I had a cracking wee private gig at ARCHERFIELD HOUSE – unbelievable architecture and setting and fantastic staff. (Justin Timberlake had been there just a few days earlier, apparently... sorry he missed me!) Then, to round it all off, there was a gig at DEERPARK.

Having finished the last gig, I rushed through to Edinburgh, and the Sheraton Hotel. I have always wanted to see one of the stalwarts of my profession GRAHAM P JOLLEY perform. And this was my chance. My, he’s GOOD. And better, he’s good, AND funny. And as if that were not enough, he’s a really, really, nice bloke. What a laugh I had with him… and he at me! So, if ever you get the opportunity to see Graham perform, grab it with both hands.

Oh, and in between all this, I attended a meeting with BBC Radio Scotland, which may – or may not – produce something of value. I was working with a lady called Anne- she’s lovely, sensible and has a real grip on what she wants to do… it would be a fine project, I reckon.

BLUES AND BEYOND
If you even just glance at my newsletter from time to time you’ll know that I have a wonderful friend called DAVE ARCARI. I know that those of you who have seen this nutter in action, on his steel-bodied guitar – have been mightily impressed. Well, two things… This Saturday the 5th he’s performing at the Beinn Inn near Glenfarg. If you live in Scotland, and can make it to the gig… do. If you don’t live anywhere near the place – tough!

And while we’re on the subject of Anarchist Arcari, Radio Scotland is broadcasting a programme.. and here is the blurb: The programme charts Glaswegian alt.blues artist Dave Arcari’s travels round Scotland as he puts music to Burns’ Parcel of Rogues poem and searches for the poet’s influences and history behind the piece. The story starts when Arcari visits Dumfries for a gig and is inspired by the Parcel of Rogues poem recited by locals in the town’s Globe Inn – one of Burns’ favourite drinking dens and home for part of his life. After a crazy notion that Burns’ words would work in a more modern blues-based song, Arcari sets about writing a tune that would sit comfortably in his National guitar-driven bottleneck blues performance.

But to really get the vibe, he needs to understand more about the song, the poets and, of course, the 300-year-old Act of Union between Scotland and England that the Burns’ piece is centred around. The resulting music is just part of the programme, though. For as Arcari travels round Scotland talking to local historians, MSPs and other experts including legendary Scottish musician Tam White, the resulting set of opinions and ideas provide an intriguing thread through the programme. So, who were ‘the rogues’? What do some of Scotland’s main political players think Burns would have made of devolution? Did Robert Burns have the blues? And what has Dave Arcari come up with? To find out, tune into BBC Radio Scotland at 11.30am on Friday 4 May. If you're outside Scotland and want to listen, you can hear the programme online live from the BBC website - you can also listen again for a week after it goes out...see http://www.bbc.co.uk/ scotland/radioscotlandA 'proper' recording of the resulting track will be released (download only) by Buzz Records on Monday 7 May 2007 available through iTunes, eMusic and many other download stores. See www.davearcari.com for full info.

ALMOST THERE.
So that’s it. Next month is one of the busiest I am ever likely to have, including Cambridge, Glasgow, Edinburgh, Telford, Aberdeen, Belfast and three days on the Isle of Skye. And, not to forget, that charity cycle from London to Paris… See you next month, when I will be typing the May Newsletter/ Diary while balanced on a very large, well stuffed cushion.

Till then, take care!

ENDS

March 2007

2007-04-30T15:05:00.000-07:00

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Drew McAdam: MARCH 2007 NEWSLETTER

JANE INNES
DAVID TOD
DOUGLAS GILLESPIE
NEIL GRANT
FRED MACAULEY
STEVE HARLEY
LINDA RUNCIMAN
DAVE ARCARI
DOUGIE MCQUILLAN

Hello everybody!

SICK OF CYCLING
As most of you know, I’m taking part in a charity cycling trip from London to Paris in May, and have undertaken to cover the 300 miles in four days. (My friend and energetic Cockney Rebel, Steve Harley, has just cycled through Death Valley and refers to my venture as “small beans”. He might just be right; but I’m a small guy!)

Training. Training? The weather has been unbelievable here; pouring rain and gales. Even so, I have sallied forth on my bike during the breaks, and it’s proving even harder than I had imagined. Did you know that being on a bicycle makes you invisible? Just as one example, the other day I was cycling through the narrow main street of West Calder and past a traffic island. A bus driver decided that HE could fit in the space, too. And he could. Just. It was pucker factor nine for me, though! (That said, he kindly put on his hazard warning lights by way of apology.)

So, I am STILL looking for you friendly people to sponsor the cycle trip. You KNOW it’s for a great cause. Building a school in Zambia for youngsters, many of them orphans to AIDS, who have to walk ten miles every day – and back – because they are desperate for an education. And when not doing that they are working in the fields. Seems like a great cause, doncha’ think? I mean… building a REAL school. So, you can sponsor me online – dead easy – right here: www.justgiving.com/drewmcadam (You can also read the scathing comments from those who have already sponsored me.) And this is especially for those of you who were going to join me on the trip, but decided against it – for whatever reason. You know who you are! Don’t make me name you and shame you! Several people have kindly sent cheques, made out to The U-Foundation, c/o Drew McAdam, 26a Society Place, West Calder, West Lohian, EH55 8EA. By the way, every penny that he U-Foundation receiver goes straight to the project. There are NO administrative costs. Jay and the guys use their existing business staff to do everything. Cool, huh?
Oh, and talking of people joining me on the trip; DAVID TOD of Full Circle Graphics didn’t even have to be asked. He volunteered; which makes him as much of an eejit as me!

BIG thanks to all those who have already chucked a few bob into the pot. You have no idea how much I appreciate your kind thoughts and generosity. There is a short “upbeat” video where you can see the kids who will benefit, right here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWBYrXIkve4

TRICKS
Had a great little gig up at the Dunkeld Hilton – again. Fred MacAulay, Radio Scotland presenter and participant in Celebrity Fame Academy, was “doing his thing” at the same event. Good grief, he is a VERY funny man - and a nice guy, too. He was in the company of my manager, Douglas. Now, Douglas has a fine sense of humour. Just how fine is yet to be established after I managed to tack a “Kick Me” sign onto the back of his coat earlier in the evening. (A schoolboy prank, I know, but it makes ME laugh.)

A few days later, Douglas demonstrated his own (warped) sense of humour. You know those moments when a practical joke presents itself and you just HAVE to take it? Well, I was with Douglas, in his office, when somebody phoned him looking for a specific act. Give Douglas his due, he told the caller that he had a great mindreading act, and not only did he read minds, but he stopped watches, bent spoons, and so on. Douglas was taken aback when the caller said that she actually knew this person, that she had seen him work a couple of times. “It’s Drew McAdam, isn’t it?” At this point Douglas told her that he could do a wonderful impression of this Drew McAdam… The phone was then passed back and forward to me as this lady became more increasingly amazed at Douglas’ ability to perfectly impersonate me! Great fun!

NB I phoned the lady the next day to explain and apologise.

THE PAST CATCHES UP
You know those moments when you’re trying to work and some salesperson phones you? Well, every so often you get a really nice, positive, jolly person on the phone; they are a pleasure to talk to – the REAL salesperson. Well, exactly that happened to me when a salesperson for a training company called me. Within a few moments she asked what I actually did for a living, and I told her. “I was at school with you,” she informed me. And she was, too! LINDA RUNCIMAN, as she was then, is now married and living under her married name. Of course, I remember her as one of the “lookers” at North Berwick High School (waaaay too good for me!) Nice to know she is as lovely a person now as she was then!

DOUGIE McQUILLAN AND DAVE ARCARI
Those of you who know me will have heard me wax lyrical about Dougie McQuillan – the man and his music. He tells me that he is not long back from Cape Town where he went shark diving, climbed up Table Mountain and Cape Point, tried to drink all the red wine in the country and even went to see Cliff Richard. Of course, he had to stay sober for his gig, and long enough to pick up his fee. Hands up all those who think musicians have a hard life? Okay, not a hand in sight; that’s the way it should be.

And, of course, I know a few of you have already caught DAVE ARCARI do his thing – a sight and a sound to behold. Several of you have asked me when and where they can catch him in concert. He’s just back from California, but here are a few dates. Some in Scotland!)Wed 2 May – Nice n Sleazy, GlasgowSat 5 May – The Bein Inn, GlenfargMon 14 May – John Wheatley College, Glasgow (afternoon)Fri 18 May – The Moon & Sixpence, GlossopSat 19 May – The Simple Simon, WarwickSun 20 May – Katie Fitzgeralds, StourbridgeThur 24 May – Classic Grand, GlasgowFri 25 May – A K Bell Library, PerthMon 28 May – MAMAS @ The Crieff HotelSat 2 June – Ag Ol Anns An Achadh bike rally, West Calder…… and isn’t that just typical? Dave will be in West Calder. I’ll be in Paris! But, Dave, there is a key under the mat if you need a cup of coffee… but NO parties! J For more details, Dave's current gig list (always growing) can be seen at http://www.davearcari.com/

FROLICS IN FORRES
Had a great gig for some wonderful people in a little village just outside Forres. A visit to the small town gave me the opportunity of visiting my old friend (of over 30 years!) NEIL GRANT, and spending a very nice lunch time of almost three hours at the Italian restaurant of the “Mad Roman “I’ve been shot in the head, you know” Tony. (Best Italian restaurant it’s been my pleasure to frequent.)

Thank you, Jane for the opportunity of performing before your family and friends. I had a great time, and I’m sure they did, too!

Following that performance, I met up with Neil in his local; The Abbey, where the barman recognised me, and I spent another three hours bending spoons and reading minds. Tiring, but fun… and a lot easier than real work!

ENDS

February 2007

2007-04-30T15:04:00.000-07:00

I’m gonna keep this one short. (February is always a quiet month for me, though I had great fun with gigs at, amongst others, the Glasgow Hilton and in Hinkley, Leicestershire... But there are more important things to cover here.

First of all, Happy Birthday, Mummy!

As some of you are already aware, I am training (and I use the word loosely) for a 300-mile charity cycle from London to Paris. My good friend Ean Jones, on discovering exactly what this entailed, wrote: “Please stress to people you are doing this in just 4 days, not 4 weeks! AND... if you really are (you're not, surely...SURELY??) going to do this on a bike with - in relative terms - tractor wheels, please broadcast this fact as well!”

Okay – I’ve done that. It’s NOT a jaunt to Paris, but a serious attempt to give myself leg-lesions and bottom-blisters. But it IS for a good cause. You can view a short, up-beat video here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWBYrXIkve4

Now, here’s your chance to make your mark. Just log onto www.justgiving.com/drewmcadam and you can help send me on my way. For those who already have, I thank you – you have all surprised me with your generosity and it is deeply, deeply appreciated. For those who haven’t - I would value a wee nod in my direction. This is the first – and last – time I’m doing something like this. Ever!

Now to some lighter stuff, which I hope you, enjoy.

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Gladys Chucklebutty started me off on this one...

Born in the Fifties? Amazing we survived, considering that we were born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us. As though that were not bad enough, they took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes.

Then, after that trauma, our cots – not to mention most of the toys we stuffed into our mouths - were covered with brightly coloured lead-based paints. Come to think of it, we had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets. And when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets. Though we DID have an ice-lolly stick hitting the spokes in an attempt to make it sound like a motorcycle.

We drank water from the garden hose – or puddles if REALLY thirsty, and NOT from a designer bottle. We shared one bottle of fizzy soft drink with four friends, giving it a cursory wipe on a sleeve before each slug. And NO ONE actually died from this. If we dropped a sweet on the ground, the three-second rule applied.
We ate cakes, biscuits, crisps, chocolate, white bread and real butter washed down by full-fat soft drinks, but we weren't overweight because... WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING! Indeed, we would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on. No one was able to reach us all day. And we were O.K.
We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem.

Our dads would let us stick our heads out of car windows at speed so we could feel a 50mph wind whistling up our noses.
We didn’t have Play Stations, Nintendo's, X-boxes... no video games whatsoever. There was no 99 channels on cable, no DVD’s, no surround-sound, no mobile phones, no personal computers, no Internet or Internet chat rooms. No Bratz. No teenage soap operas... Instead, we had friends, and we went outside and found them!
We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth - and there were no lawsuits from these accidents. We ate worms and tasted mud pies... and the worms did not live in us forever. We made up games with sticks and tennis balls, and although we were told it would happen, we did not put out very many eyes.

Instead of phoning, we actually walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or – more likely - just yelled for them! Playground games teams were selected by one-potato, two-potato. And in school sports, not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with the disappointment, and if they were determined to make the team next time, then practice! Imagine that!
AND YET - This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers, problem-solvers and inventors - ever! The past 30 years have been an explosion of innovation, imagination, and new ideas. We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we actually learned how to deal with it all.

And YOU are one of them! CONGRATULATIONS!
You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before the lawyers and the government – along with the Health and Safety nazis - regulated our lives for our own good. And while you are at it, forward it to your kids so they will know how brave their parents were.
Kind of makes you want to run through the house with scissors, doesn't it?!

AND THIS FROM VARIOUS OTHER SOURCES...

I was reading this book today, The History Of Glue, and I couldn't put it down. I phoned the local ramblers club today, and this bloke just went on and on.My mate is in love with two schoolbags. He's bisatchel.So I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it. I thought: That's Aboriginal.

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You all know by now that I love quirky definitions... so here are some more, just for you...

Antelope (v): to run off with your mother’s sister.Assassination (n): an arrangement to meet a donkey.Basket (n): a short nap in the sun.Diarrhoea (n) a very unattractive bottom. Dictator (n): hilariously shaped, edible tuber.Dipthong (v): to wash a lady's undergarment. Dumpling (n): small lump of excrement. Gastronome (n): small person prone to excess wind.Innuendo (n): Italian suppository. Ostentatious: make and model of a pre-war British luxury car.Propaganda (n): a wooden support for one-legged male geese.
TOLD YOU I WAS KEEPING IT SHORT. I hope you enjoyed it, though!

Best wishes, and don’t forget www.justgiving.com/drewmcadam

Drew

January 2007

2007-04-30T14:59:00.000-07:00

NEW WEB SITE
CLOSE ONE
THANK YOU (PETER WILLATS)
THIS MONTH
ON YER BIKE – THE ADVENTURE BEGINS
DEFINITIONS
VIDEOS WORTH WATCHING. Brain Morrison, Flying and An Amazing Mind
ARCARI ON GUITAR
WOMEN ARE SMART

NEW WEB SITE
Hey, hey – I have a new website, loving designed and executed by the very talented chaps at Ideas.co.uk in Falkirk. You can even access the videos from one of the pages. DO have a look, and let me know what you think. www.mindplay.co.uk

CLOSE ONE
just today, it’s the last day of the month and I’m driving along the A71 – doing around 60. Unbeknown to me, the suspension spring is broken. I don’t know, but I’m about to find out. The bottom end of the spring, shaped rather like a spear, gouges into the tyre and instantly shreds it.

Thankfully, the worst thing was the fright (pucker factor 9). The 25-minute wait for the RAC recovery vehicle. And the garageinvoice; still to be received.

THANK YOU
Many thanks to Peter Willats. Peter, you may remember, has a house on the channel island of Sark, and he kindly invited myself (though God knows why) and some of the world’s top mind readers – including Luke Jermay, Bannachek, Ian Rowland and John Archer, to the island. He is a remarkably generous, and kind-hearted, soul. Recently, I received a package from him in which there was a copy of the DVD “Nightmare Alley”. Quite simply, he said “Saw this and thought of you”. A lovely gesture, well appreciated. Thank you, Peter.

THIS MONTH
I saw in the New year at DUNKELD HILTON HOTEL, complete with fireworks, a piper, a band, horizontal rain, gale-force winds, flooding and even an impressive landslide a little way up the glen. Despite the weather, there was a quick dash down the A9 the following morning for my annual gig at MELVILLE CASTLE on January 1. And great fun it was, too.

Then it was off to CRAIGELLACHIE in Speyside for an alcohol-fuelled get-together organised by my old (some of them now VERY old) paragliding buddies.

Other gigs included AIRTH CASTLE, two cracking gigs at ST ANDREWS – thank you John Collier for arranging that - a Burns Supper in WHITBURN, a charity gig at ELGIN TOWN HALL – with the two Allans from Magico (I was auctioned off, which raised £550.) They must be mad! Then there was the NORTH BERWICK Marine Hotel, the SHERATON HOTEL in Edinburgh – along with with Derek Heron, Kevin McMahon and Colin McLeod. And it was all rounded of with a gig at DUNBLANE HYDRO.

Busy month, huh?

ON YER BIKE
I’m just about to embark on a training programme for a charity bike run – more news of that later. David Todd of Full Circle graphics will be accompanying myself and other riders when we cycle from London to Paris in May – Hey! Paris in the the Spring! Okay, it didn’t look far on the map, so I was a bit concerned when I got through the schedule to realise I was going to have to do 100 miles on the first day alone! (I am hoping that some of that includes crossing the Channel on the ferry, but considering I’ve hardly been on a bike since I was fifteen, this is going to be a hard one!) Do they sell bottom ointment. D’ys know?

DEFINITIONS
I love words, and one kind reader took the time to send me this. Enjoy...

Coffee (n.): a person who is coughed upon. Flabbergasted (adj.): appalled over how much weight you have gained. Abdicate (v.): to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. Esplanade (v.): to attempt an explanation while drunk. Willy-nilly (adj.): impotent. Lymph (v.): to walk with a lisp.
Gargoyle (n.): an olive flavoured mouthwash.
Flatulence (n.): the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller. Balderdash (n.): a rapidly receding hairline. Testicle (n.): a humorous question on an exam. Oyster (n.): a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions. Pokemon (n): A Jamaican proctologist. Frisbeetarianism (n.): the belief that, when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there. Circumvent (n.): the opening in the front of boxer shorts.

VIDEOS WORTH WATCHING.

The exquisite art of the Silhouette Cutter – whose name, in this case is respected caricaturist Brian Morrison. I’ve had the pleasure of working with Brian on a few occasions, and have one of these silhouettes of myself. He does them in less than 90 seconds! You can see it here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdZlVvqnHtk

Dropped from a helicopter above a mountain peak, this guy FLIES! Astonishing footage. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avQaR4sQ4Ng

And here’s one you really need to see to believe. Imagine, a young lad – a savant. After a 45-minute helicopter ride over Rome, he takes five days and a massive piece of paper, to draw an exact replica of the city.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TibQ_1zH3U

ARCARI ON GUITAR
I am reliably informed that The December/January issue of Blues Matters! Magazine has aneight-page interview/feature on Dave Arcari. Oh, and the production company handling a special BBC Radio Scotland programme he’s fronting have arranged a show at The Globe Inn, Dumfries on Saturday 3 March (approx 8pm) which will be recorded live to be used in the programme. According to Dave: “The production sees me presenting a travelogue around Robert Burns, the union and stuff all based round my re-working the bard's Parcel of Rogues into an Arcari-esque blues stomp.” Yep. That works for me!.

WOMEN ARE SMART
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour.The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her. “I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."
The wife says nothing, but keeps looking at the road ahead but increases her speed to 45 mph. The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it," He says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, And she's a far better lover than you are."
Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55. He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently...Up to 60."I want the car, too," he continues.
65mph."And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!"
The car veers towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want?"
The wife replies in a quiet and controlled voice. "No, I've got everything I need."
"Oh, really," he inquires, "so what HAVE you got?"
Just before they slam into the wall at 70 mph, the wife turns to him and smiles."The airbag."ENDS

December 2006

2007-04-30T14:51:00.000-07:00

I’d like to share with you just what a wonderful year it’s been. Over the past 12 months I’ve performed at everything from a masked ball near Aberfoyle to a beach on St Lucia for some new Rastafarian friends. I’ve had the pleasure of performing from as far North as Inverness, to as far South Kent. Schools, swanky hotels and castles. There’s been TV work – including a guest spot on Ready Steady Cook. Five weeks out of the year was spent in the Caribbean - from Florida, south to Trinidad, and a point just off the coast of Venezuela. So many wonderful, wonderful experiences.

I’ve spent time in the company of some of my heroes, including Steve Harley, Paul Zenon, Marc Paul, Ian Rowland, Marc Salem, Buzz Aldin(?), Quincy Jones, Barry Cryer, Andrea Bocelli and Uri Geller. There have been wonderful celebrations with wonderful friends - and VERY talented people – including Colin McLeod, Gavin James, Don Jack, Dave Cairns, Len Murray, and Dave Arcari... actually, waaay too many to mention. There has been ANOTHER grandchild (Billy): the making of new friends and reunions with old friends.

My wish from last year came true, so I’m making the same wish this year. “The joy of coming into contact with new people with new stories, from the celebrities to the waiting staff and stage engineers. Fellow performers and speakers - new friends, who hopefully will become old friends - and old friends who made this year so deliciously sweet. I only wish I could have spent more time with you than I have.”

Oh, if only I had the time to call each one of you and thank you personally. But believe me, your friendship is incredibly precious to me. Thank you, one and all.

If you know me at all, and we have met on the circuit - or spoken at length in person or on the telephone – the above is meant for you.

I am a very, very lucky man.

December 2006

2007-04-30T14:34:00.001-07:00

Drew McAdam: DECEMBER 2006 NEWSLETTER
Tel: 01506 873013www.drewmcadam.co.uk

I’d like to share with you just what a wonderful year it’s been. Over the past 12 months I’ve performed at everything from a masked ball near Aberfoyle to a beach on St Lucia for some new Rastafarian friends. I’ve had the pleasure of performing from as far North as Inverness, to as far South Kent. Schools, swanky hotels and castles. There’s been TV work – including a guest spot on Ready Steady Cook. Five weeks out of the year was spent in the Caribbean - from Florida, south to Trinidad, and a point just off the coast of Venezuela. So many wonderful, wonderful experiences.

I’ve spent time in the company of some of my heroes, including Steve Harley, Paul Zenon, Marc Paul, Ian Rowland, Marc Salem, Buzz Aldin(?), Quincy Jones, Barry Cryer, Andrea Bocelli and Uri Geller. There have been wonderful celebrations with wonderful friends - and VERY talented people – including Colin McLeod, Gavin James, Don Jack, Dave Cairns, Len Murray, and Dave Arcari... actually, waaay too many to mention. There has been ANOTHER grandchild (Billy): the making of new friends and reunions with old friends.

My wish from last year came true, so I’m making the same wish this year. “The joy of coming into contact with new people with new stories, from the celebrities to the waiting staff and stage engineers. Fellow performers and speakers - new friends, who hopefully will become old friends - and old friends who made this year so deliciously sweet. I only wish I could have spent more time with you than I have.”

Oh, if only I had the time to call each one of you and thank you personally. But believe me, your friendship is incredibly precious to me. Thank you, one and all.

If you know me at all, and we have met on the circuit - or spoken at length in person or on the telephone – the above is meant for you.

I am a very, very lucky man.

November 2006

2006-12-29T13:13:00.000-08:00

THIS MONTH....
There are VIDEOS to watch (kick back, put up your feet and enjoy... Seriously, you’ll like this.)
TAM MCADAM – that US cousin who knows more about the Scottish Press than I do!
STEVE HARLEY and COCKNEY REBEL news.
Congratulations to SUSIE TOWNSON
And congratulations to Perth-based ENTERTAINERS AGENCY
And congratulations to DAVE CAIRNS, just turned 50.
The Amazing X-sail. (Journalists, take note)
A story about WHITBURN
Somebody getting their own back on a tele-salesman.
BIG BILLY and the amazing flying paramotor.
This month’s gigs
Next month’s gig list.

XXX
STEVE HARLEY AND COCKNEY REBEL GIG - EDINBURGH
If you live in Scotland, put THIS in your diary - I meant it. Steve Harley and Cockney Rebel will be performing on Sunday December 3 – that’s THIS Sunday - at the Queen's Hall, Edinburgh. Catching Steve and the boys in action is something you just HAVE to do if you enjoy great music, consummate professionalism, and the thrill of a REAL rock concert. See him perform once: you’re a fan for life. I’d love to meet up with some of you there... I will certainly be in the venue somewhere!

CONGRATULATIONS ALL ROUND TO...
Big, big, big congratulations to SUSIE TOWNSON, TV Commissioning agent supremo, and JONNY who, they reliably inform me, are expecting a baby in April. Fantastic news.

And Congratulations to the fabby (no, NOT "flabby"!) ENTERTAINERS AGENCY. Nominated in 2005 (voted by their clients) for the prestigious "Vow Award", they were the outright winner this year. I’m proud to be associated with you!

Same goes for DAVE CAIRNS - 50 this month. By way of celebration 12 of us went for a curry... Loads of laughs and fun (and Buckfast?). A great night for all... except Dave, who would wake up the next morning with a hangover to realise this cutting-edge, rock-and-roll promoter and all-round born-to-be-wild growler now qualifies for deals from SAGA.

VIDEOS – TAKE A LITTLE BIT OF TIME AND WATCH THESE, PLEASE...
Some of you have already seen a couple of these videos, but for those who haven’t....
(1) For those of you who missed my dismal performance on BBC2’s Ready Steady Cook, you can catch the highlights – and the lowlights – on the internet at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15SSGvG5aSo
(2) Drew McAdam Test Condition performance. Demonstrations that are just a little bit scary. (Thank you for all the wonderful e-mails- this has now been viewed around 600 times. Weird!) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jv1ty4_UE3w
(3) Uri Geller kindly sent me the promo trailer to his TV show that’s presently running in Israel. The programme has ben a huge success, with one paper reporting: "Reaching some 850,000 viewers (34% rating) at its peak on Saturday night in the 21.00 hour, the studio-based contest show is being hailed by commercial producer and broadcaster Keshet as ‘the most successful series launch in Israel in recent years.’."
I thought this was one of the best promo videos I’ve ever seen. And as one admirer said: "It has all the polish of an expensive car advert." I’ve posted it on YouTube, and you can see it here – make sure you have sound on so you can appreciate the music. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pK6NMXEDDSQ
(4) At an Inverness gig I was filmed by Steve Mackay’s Red Zebra film unit – with Derek in he editing suite. With a bit of luck I’ll be posting the highlights on YouTube later, but for the moment have a look at this fantastic music Video by Steve at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6ChmYwB9a0
There – you enjoyed that, didn’t you?

NEWS FROM ABROAD
Now, THIS, I really don’t understand. It was after midnight when I decided to check my emails, and there was a missive from Tam McAdam in the good ol’ US. (Tam is a wonderful guy with a razor-sharp wit and a fine line in patter.) He was telling everybody on his mailing list that "Cousin" Drew had a nice slice of PR in the Daily Record. (For those who don’t know, The Daily Record is the main newspaper in Scotland.) Now, here’s the thing... I had picked up the DR in a cafe that day, but only skimmed the first few pages... How come Tam, who is on the other side of the world, knew, and I didn’t? Weird.

(By the way, it was the full centre page, double page spread, with two MASSIVE photographs of my wrinkly coupon.) It’s one of the scariest things I’ve ever seen in my life! Seriously.

A LIFT TO WHITBURN...
At a recent gig for the Institute of Charted Accountants I had the pleasure of meeting one of Scotland’s top solicitors. He told me that he recently gave a lift to a young man who was stranded in Edinburgh; a trip that took him to Whitburn in West Lothian (Where some are born great, some have greatness thrust upon them, and some are still chucking spears at the buses.) On the way to Whitburn the solicitor told the young man that he had been to that very town before, at the beginning of his career, and had attended an interview at local Solicitors, SN*****S. On arriving at the destination, the young man clambered out of the car and asked: "Ye nivir did get that job ye went after, did ye?"
"No, I didn’t."
"Dae ye want me tae pit his windaes in?"
Eeeek!

THIS IS A BLATANT PLUG FOR A GREAT TOY....
The wonderful guys at X-sail have just delivered 7 to Angus Council, for taking out for deprived kids. AND they have told me Tom and Brendy, that is – not the kids – that YOU, as a reader of this newlsetter, can get MASSIVE discount on one!
One what? An X-Sail. "It's not what X-sail IS that's so special, but what X-sail DOES.
X-sail takes you into a world of speed, and high adrenaline, without the need for hours of practice, and in a safe and controlled way. It folds quickly out of its bag at your local car park, playing field or beach, and provides an instant buzz for all members of the family.
Witness 75 year old grannies shrieking gleefully as they overtake their grandkids, and watch as dads and mums go head to head - but most of all watch the enamel come off everyone's teeth as the grins grow ever wider.
STILL don’t know what the Hell it is? Check www.x-sail.com – and remember to forward the web site to Santa with a big hint.

GREAT PRANK
Listen, somebody sent me this and I forwarded it to several people... the response has been amazing. You know these really annoying telephone salespeople that call you at inappropriate moments? Well here’s a recording of some guy REALLY getting his own back! Just follow the link at: http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com

UP, UP AND AWAY...
Some of you may already know that one of my passions in life is flying in general, and paragliding in particular. Me and me ol’ mucker BIG BILLY would often take off into the mountains and leap from cliffs. However, due to pressure of work, and an increasing scardey-cat attitude, I haven’t pursued this particular activity in some time. However, Billy has never ceased or desisted. Indeed, he recently bought himself a paramotor.

So, we found ourselves on the cliffs just south of Dunbar. Billy started up the motor and took off... He just climbed towards the clouds and headed off along the cliff top, and into the distance. What fun. So, thanks to his persuasive abilities, I too am looking to get my hands on one. Lookout - Drew McAdam and his amazing performing propeller: coming to a tree / pylon / rooftop near you.

GIGS THIS MONTH
Had a fantastic little gig at The Prestonfield Hotel, EDINBURGH. I ended up in the kitchens, bending spoons for the staff – always a great place to be! The HARROGATE gig was a belter, with superb sound technicians working behind the scenes to make it all trouble-free for me. The performance took place in a gigantic wrought iron and glass conservatory; part of The Old Swan Inn. The hotel is famous as the retreat of Agatha Christie during her disappearance in 1926, and then as the location for the film 'Agatha' starring Dustin Hoffman and Vanessa Redgrave in 1977. How cool is THAT?

Another of the great gigs this month was at The GLASGOW SCIENCE CENTRE, quickly followed by a cabaret performance at ÒRAN MÓR in Glasgow. A couple of fabulous venues, enhanced by a superb sound and lights team.

Most unusual venue this month has to be LOSSIEMOUTH RAF AIR BASE It was a thoroughly enjoyable gig; which had my pass and permit overstamped "Psychic" Official recognition by the Royal Air Force as a psychic – even emblazoning it on their authorised documentation - has to be worth SOMETHING!

Had a second run up the A9, from Perth up to Inverness for a corporate gig at THE DRUMOSSIE HOTEL. And what a run! Heading over Drumochter, and through Perthshire, the mountains had the first covering of snow, while the trees in the glen were in all their golden autumn finery. Again, the sound and light teams did a fantastic job, and the whole performance was filmed from various points, then treated to Derek’s special skills in the editing suite. I’m looking forward to seeing the outcome. Hey, I may even post parts of it on YouTube if I can work out how to do it again.
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A few days down south, and a Press and photographer laden performance at a Primary School in KENT – kids LOVE this stuff! A rush back North for a performance at a TAGGARTS Car Showroom in Glasgow, and the unveiling of the brand new Land Rover, Volvo and Jaguar... complete with pyrotechnics. Then there was a truly enjoyable black-tie gig at the very posh WESTERN HOTEL in AYR for the Institute of Chartered Accountants.

As if all that were not enough, I had a wee job to do at the stately pile that is HOPETOUN HOUSE, and where I had the chance to watch The Red Hot Chili Pipers (bagpipes and drums) at work. I LOVE the name of that band! For those who like Irish Celtic music, perhaps we could start the Klu Klux Klannad?

All this was finished off with a gig at the "Fair" CITY OF PERTH Football ground.

Phew – and December is still to come...
Where I will be at, among others:
Cameron House Hotel, Loch Lomond.
BBC Studios, Glasgow,
Forres in Moray (4 gigs)
Cupar, Fife.
Aberdeen
Double-header corporate gig in Edinburgh.
Private function, also in Edinburgh,
And Dunkeld Hilton.

So, next time we speak, it will be next year! Can’t believe that it’s all come round so soon.. What a year it’s been! Faaaantastic!

So, may I take this opportunity to wish you all – each and every one of you – a relaxing, and very peaceful, Festive Season.
And remember: "The Christmas we get, we deserve."

October 2006

2006-12-29T08:31:00.000-08:00

Because I meet so many fascinating individuals in my line, it’s impossible to keep in touch with all of you – more’s the pity. This newsletter is my way of doing so. But it’s not much use if you don’t drop me a wee note back to let me know what YOU are up to. So PLEASE do – I really want to know. It’s important to me. Okay?
Thank you.
www.drewmcadam.co.uk
01506 873013

HELLO, LITTLE FELLA’
Well, the big news this month is that I became a grandfather for the EIGHTH time. My daughter, Debbie, gave birth to a baby boy – to be called Billy. (And, no Billy "BB" McMurray, he is NOT named after you!) Hey, at this rate we are going to be able to start our own country!

DREW ON THE TELLY
A huge thank you TO Susie Townson for organising it, and to all of you out there for all the feedback: I had a guest spot on a special spooky edition of Ready Steady Cook on BBC2 this evening. Well done to Nick Nairn who produced six delicious dishes in twenty minutes despite my complete lack of skill, even managing to eject the prongs of the mixer into the bowl by pressing the wrong button, not once but twice. The demonstrations of metal bending and mind reading had to be done in seconds as opposed to my usual minutes; but they worked – just. Great fun!

DUNDEE
So there I was, on a Tuesday evening, at the Dundee Art Centre. The staff members there were insistent that there was no function there that evening. I checked the contract: Correct date. Correct time. Correct venue. I contacted my agent, who contacted the client, who realised he had signed everything for the wrong day. However, he was happy for the gig to go ahead on the proper date – three days later. Unfortunately, I had agreed to do a charity gig that evening. However, the client kindly agreed to make a sizeable donation to The Children’s Hospice Association of Scotland. Thank you – you know who you are.

ON THE TRACK
My very good friend Susan and I took a train trip to Skipton, and then onto an old steam line, where The Railway Children was filmed, and then on to Hayworth (where they filmed the lad-on-a-bike Hovis commercial, and visited the Bronte sisters parsonage. What a marvellous day out.)

CAR STUFF
My old car (two tone: white and rust) has finally had to be "let go" because of the mileage I’m racking up these days. However, the new car has power steering, leather upholstery, cruise control and heated seats; it’s not like driving the old dodgem. How long until I awaken from slumber upside down in a field? That’s the question.

UNLUCKY BREAK
Waaay back in (I think) 1975 I bought a single; Anarchy in the UK by The Sex Pistols on the EMI label, on the morning it was released. However, it had a little kink in the vinyl and I tried to straighten it out, only managing to snap the thing. By lunchtime, when i went to get a replacement copy, they had been withdrawn. As you are no doubt aware the single became a rarity. Well, some kind person informed me this month that a copy went for £10,000 at auction. Aaaargh!

IN THE NEWS
Fantastic coverage this week, with a full-page feature in The Sunday Post along with articles in the TV pages of The Sun, The Daily Record and The Daily Star. Thank you to all of you who spotted them and let me know.

SAD TIMES
Goodbye, Zeus, my old doggy friend. Miss you.

JOHN ARCHER
I attended a great night at the Capital Hotel, Edinburgh, where me old mucker, the inimitable John Archer, was performing. And what a performance. He really is a remarkable entertainer – hilariously funny AND mystifying. If ever you get the chance to see John perform, grab it with both hands.

ARCARI VIDEO
Right. Listen up. A lot of you will know how much I admire guitarist Dave Arcari’s work. His new promotional video is out, and you can see it here. It’s one of the best, most imaginative promo’s I’ve ever seen. So, turn the sound up, and log on to www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPMKWW_Ng7w&mode=related&search=
I think it’s wonderful, and I guarantee, so will you.

WHERE I’VE BEEN AND WHERE I’M GOING
Gigs this month included a private party at the Norton House Hotel, an impromptu bit of nonsense at Cameron House Hotel, on the shore of Loch Lomond, and a great little gig at Fraser Suites in Glasgow. There was a showhouse special in Glenboig – with Colin Mcleod - and then a quick drive through to Edinburgh for a private party and a 40-minute performance.

Next month is looking very busy indeed, including: The Prestonfield Hotel, after dinner astonishment in Harrogate, Yorkshire, Glasgow Science Centre, St Andrews Bay Hotel, RAF Lossiemouth, four days in London and Kent, a car showroom in Motherwell, more after dinner nonsense in Ayr, and St Johnstone Football Club in Perth.

ENDS

September 2006

2006-12-29T08:26:00.000-08:00

HERE ARE THE QUICK DETAILS – for those who don’t have the time or energy to read the whole thing...

(1) Been there, done that, and got the apron: took a trip to London and filmed a guest spot on READY STEADY COOK, complete with spoon bending and mind reading... How cool is THAT? Wooohooo! It’s scheduled to be broadcast on Halloween, 4.30pm BBC2, but that COULD change.
(2) Caught the films THE WICKER MAN and THE QUEEN (No sign of Freddie Mercury, though!).
(3) A TRUE Ghost Story – this is seriously spooky!
(3) Missed out on the chance of a six-day, two-gig trip to SOUTH AFRICA.
(4) Visited GLAMIS CASTLE,
(5) Had a gig at ARMIT HOUSE near SCOTLANDWELL in Fife, and made a LOT of enemies during my return journey.
(6) Was back for my annual table-hopping performance at the MOUNT ROYAL HOTEL, where I met up with JOHN LESLIE.
(7) Also had a great lark around with good friend PAUL JOHNSON, and star of LES MISERABLES, JEFF LEIGHTON.
(8) There was a gig at DALHOUSIE CASTLE, and another at SAINT ANDREWS BAY HOTEL, where I had my photograph taken with SHIRLEY BASSEY... well, almost. (Congratulations, by the way to "Tricky" Ricky McLeod: ten years of performing at The Sick Kids and at the children’s Hospice, Rachel House.)
(9) And another gig at KELVINGROVE ART GALLERY where I met SEAN CONNERY... well almoshsht.
(10) Had a full page, two-picture feature in THE SUNDAY POST.
(11) I was also back for another wee gig at OXENFOORD CASTLE...
(12) ...a day-off visit to STIRLING CASTLE and a surprise with the curator.
(13) My very good friend, and top mentalist/lecturer, IAN ROWLAND came North of the Border this month
(14) And I managed to meet up with Ace guitarist and all-round good egg) GORDON GILTRAP.
(15) Oh, and my appearance on Ready, Steady Cook is scheduled to be shown on Halloween, though that may change and I won’t know until one week before transmission date... but that’s what they are planning at the moment. On another note, there should be features in The Lothian Courier and The Daily Record at some time in the coming couple of weeks.

WANT THE STORIES IN MORE DETAIL? Okay, here we go...

READY, STEADY... MAKE A COMPLETE BURKE OF YOURSELF...
I had a tremendous day at the Ready Steady Cook studios (Thank you Susie Townson, Queen of TV Agents, for organising that!) Okay, now look, I’m no cook. And had it been left to me the poor chef would have had a bag of crisps, a Variety pack of Coco Pops and a Curly Wurly to work with. Fortunately, they were aware that I don’t cook. I was paired (Green Peppers rule!) with Chef Nick Nairn – a wonderful, funny, helpful guy. (Oddly, it wasn’t until i returned that my agent, Douglas, reminded me that I had met him before.)The other guest (Red Tomato hang your head in shame!) was Tom Lyon.

Tom is a young, and very talented, escapologist. Now, to him this was old hat (Tom has been on Blue Peter, Ant and Dec, Richard and Judy... the list goes on.) So, Tom, I hope you missed the moment when I tried to turn on the electric mixer and jettisoned the prongs into the bowl... twice! I had the opportunity to try a mind-reading experiment with Ainsley Harriet, and bent one of the kitchen spoons. According to Tom – I wouldn’t admit to this – it was the voting from the studio audience was the biggest landslide yet... I am now being accused of subliminally interfering with the audience members. (That doesn’t sound right, does it?)

CINEMA
Went to the cinema to see The Wicker Man with my good friend Susan. In my opinion, the new one doesn’t hold a flickering candle flame (pun intended) to the old one, which scared the little Y-fronts right off me. And still does. But that’s just my opinion.

FUNNY, FUNNY, FUNNY
If you’ve got broadband, and you haven’t heard of OK GO, then do yourself a favour and click on the link below to watch the treadmill dance. I LOVE it, and it’s no surprise that it’s fast becoming the most downloaded clip in Internet History.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv5zWaTEVkI

SERIOUSLY SPOOKY.
Had to deal with a seriously spooked out Colin McLeod this month. Now, look, you have my absolute word that Colin is sane, sensible – and a darned good mind reader, too. He’s not the kind of guy to make things up, and he was seriously shocked by the following incident. He was driving onto the M8 at the Livingston Interchange one evening this month. It WAS dark, and it WAS raining, but the area has good street lighting. He checked his rear-view mirror to make sure there was nothing behind him, and there, in the back seat, was a young boy. The lad was looking out of the window, and slowly turned his head to meet Colin’s gaze. Colin got such a fright that he pulled over. His mother looks after children at their house, so in a panic he assumed that one of the kids had somehow managed to climb into the back of his car while it was parked outside... but when he checked... there was nobody there.

Yeah, spooked me, too. But not as much as it spooked poor Colin!

CLASH OF THE DATES
Darn and Dash. Usually, things just work out beautifully in my diary. However, this month I had a gig in my diary for a client who had specifically asked for me, and the contracts were duly signed. Out of the blue, another agent phoned offering a prestige job which – because an agreement is an agreement – I couldn’t take. A five-day tip, with two gigs, to Johannesburg, South Africa. Aaaargh! Instead, I had to fix a smile on my face and do the small gig just outside Edinburgh. (Mind you it WAS a great gig, and a LOT of fun.)

CAUGHT IN THE BEAM
Had a gig at ARMIT HOUSE near SCOTLANDWELL in Fife. It was a small, intimate affair and I left feeling jolly pleased with myself. However, on the return journey, my car headlights managed to get stuck on main beam. Boy, the journey back that night was no pleasure – and yelling "The lights are stuck... sorry!" from the window as you hurtle along the motorway doesn’t appease anybody! I made a LOT of enemies during my return journey.

FIREWORKS
Every year, at the end of the Edinburgh Festival, thousands of people flood into princes Street for the big firework display and classical music concert at The Castle – it really is a spectacle worth catching. So once again this year I was ensconced in The Mount Royal Hotel. Bend a few spoons. Read a few minds. Then enjoy the firework display over Edinburgh Castle in comfort. Seems fair!

UP YER KILT
My very good friend Paul Johnson turned up in my village – well, not MY village, but you know what I mean – TWICE this month. He was being fitted for a kilt at the local kilt shop (best in the country, thoroughly recommended: MacDonald’s in West Calder.) To my very real delight he was in the company of somebody I hadn’t seen in over ten years. Jeff Leighton, who played the lead, Jean Valjean, in Les Miserables, and has – as you will know if you caught the production – the most incredible singing voice you’re likely to hear this side of heaven. The serious fitting of the kilt aside, we had a great time back at my house, and in the village cafe. The place is never going to be the same after these two jokers have left their mark. Thanks, guys, big laugh, and a great break from the humdrum monotony (No, REALLY!)

BURLY CHASSIS and 007
Other gigs this month included Dalhousie Castle, and another at the very posh St Andrews Bay Hotel (where I had the great pleasure of sharing the revellers’ attention with top magician Ricky McLeod.) Both of us were a backstage at one point and Shirley Bassey was there.. well, a look-alike, okay? I thought she looked great, but Ricky was either so gobsmacked, or being his usual funny self, that he said: "Hi, Tina!". Personally, I don’t know how he got away with THAT one!

A couple of days later, at The Kelvingrove Art Gallery, the band struck up with the James Bond theme, and who walks in, large as life, but Sean Connery... well, a look-alike, okay?

I just HAD to get my photograph of the two of us, with the ubiquitous bent spoon, for the album, I hope he treasures it!

CASTLE
I was also back for a gig at OXENFOORD CASTLE. What a venue. A beautiful, remote, ancestral pile. But, interesting for me because my friend Ian Grindlay keeps his helicopters there, in the grounds. (I "broke" one of them one, and I don’t think he’s ever forgiven me – long story. Mind you, he dropped one straight out the sky a couple of years back, and it was decided that he should be moved by air ambulance. As they loaded him into the chopper he could be heard complaining; "I just crashed in one of these ***** things, and you’re putting me into another one!?".

ANOTHER CASTLE
Historic Scotland had a day of magic at Stirling castle. It was an opportunity to meet up with some of the performers whom I’ve know for a few years (NB I like magic, bit I am NOT a magician. Okay?) Performers included Mark Fiskin, Jay Scott Berry and Ali Bongo (Ali was proudly wearing his kilt: his real name is William Wallace: "You can take my life, but you’ll never take my... SPONGE BALLS!") However, the thing that gave me the greatest pleasure was when on of the custodians recognised me from a performance at the castle a few weeks ago, and proudly informed me that he still has the spoon I bent for him. Wow! Things like that really gladden the heart!

CHOMP AND CHAT
My very good friend, and top mentalist/lecturer, IAN ROWLAND came North of the Border this month for a lecture in Glasgow. (Which was very brave of him considering the number of derogatory comments he’s made about Scotland. Still, he’s discovered Laphroig Malt Whisky and has been photographed in a kilt, so he’s learning his place!) It was a great chance for Colin McLeod and me to catch up with him, have a bite to eat, and blather about our dark, deceptive art. Always a pleasure, my friend!

GORDON ON GUITAR
This month was also a chance to meet up with Ace guitarist and all-round good egg, GORDON GILTRAP and his delightful wife, HILARY. Two of the nicest people on the planet. He’s coming back next year – with gigs in Glasgow and Edinburgh. I’ll flag it up in the newsletter before it happens. If you want to hear guitar playing like you’ve never heard it before, and be treated to a great night of entertainment, do yourself a favour and get along!

ONE FOR THE DIARIES IF YOU WANT TO SEE ME MAKE A TWIT OF MYSELF ON TV...
Oh, and my appearance on Ready, Steady Cook is scheduled to be shown on Halloween, though that may change and I won’t know until one week before transmission date... but that’s what they are planning at the moment. On another note, there should be features in The Lothian Courier and The Daily Record at some time in the coming couple of weeks.

And for those of you who made it right to the end... Here are some GREAT TRUTHS KIDS HAVE LEARNED:
No matter how hard you try, you can't baptise cats.
When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
If your sister hits you, don't hit her back - they always catch the second person.
Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

AND SOME GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD:
At age 4 success is . . . not piddling in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 17 success is . . having a drivers licence.
At age 35 success is . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 70 success is . .. . having a drivers licence.
At age 80 success is . . . having friends.
At age 90 success is . . . not piddling in your pants.

THANKS FOR GETTING THIS FAR. That’s what I’VE been up to, but PLEASE the purpose of this mewsletter is so that I can keep in touch. It means a lot when you hit "reply" and let me know what’s going on in YOUR life. So, please, take the time and drop me a line. That means YOU!

ENDS

August 2006

2006-12-29T08:19:00.000-08:00

MEET YOURSELF IN THIS MONTH’S NEWSLETTER:

PAUL ZENON
JOHN G ROBERTS
BERTIE AULD
BERNARD GALLAGHER
RANGERS AND CELTIC... whoever you might be!
DOUGLAS AND FIONA (www.entertainersagency.com)
GORDON GILTRAP
CHRIS COX
DAVE ARCARI
DANA AND DAVE DIXON
HORSE MCDONALD
JAMES LASCELLES
JOE KELLY

Madcap Magician (and Television’s Mr Television – Ha!) Paul Zenon asked me to promote this; and it’s well worth it... but there’s not a lot of time (The gig is Monday 4th September. Eh, today, for most of you!) So, if you live in the London area, here is a gig which MUST NOT be missed. For several reasons.

The gig is at the London Comedy Store on Monday 4th September at 8pm.... But first, the background: "TV trickster Paul Zenon decided to set up The Wonderbus, with the intention of providing older folk with a bit of fun and companionship. Getting the show on the road, The Wonderbus will take live entertainment to older people in homes and sheltered housing, or take them out on trips to see live entertainment, giving them a good old-fashioned day out to remember. Retired performers will be persuaded to get their gladrags out of mothballs and new kids on the block given a chance to gain valuable performing experience. Everyone involved should benefit from an increasingly rare instance of genuine interaction between the generations. The long-term aim is to customise a coach so that the vehicle itself can also be used as a mobile venue."The Wonderbus will have no hidden administration costs and all performers will be donating their services free of charge so that all funds raised can be used directly and tangibly - The Wonderbus will do exactly what it says on the bodywork. The starter's flag will be raised with Paul Zenon's Grey Matter - a Colourful Evening of Comedy at the London Comedy Store on Monday 4th September at 8pm, with special guests including Stewart Lee and Lucy Porter. Tickets are £15, (£12 concessions), from www.ticketmaster.co.uk 0870 060 2340 or the venue www.thecomedystore.co.uk, with proceeds going to The Wonderbus. Enquiries, press, help or donations: admin@paulzenon.com "

SUNDAY POST.
Live in Scotland? Well then you’ll know The Sunday Post. For years this newspaper has had a stranglehold on national circulation, and they have kindly completed a juicy feature / profile piece about my activities which SHOULD be out this coming Sunday (complete with daft photograph, no doubt!). If it’s not in the shops on the 10th, then it’ll be out the following Sunday.

"A over T"
For those of you who have been in my offices, you’ll know that it’s a two-storey affair, with all the toys and fun-stuff downstairs, and the nerve-centre / command room upstairs. So, there I was, in front of the computer, in my big, leather, IVI (I’m Very Important) chair... rubbing a spoon and willing it to bend (Hey, we all have to practice, you know!) I was suddenly aware that my chair felt unstable. Leaning over the arm to take a closer look, yes... it seemed that one of the solid steel and chrome legs was actually bending! I leaned a bit further to get a better view. YES! It was definitely bending... and SNAP! This was followed by a spectacular backward somersault as the whole thing tipped over. I SWEAR I saw the reflection of the soles of my shoes in the monitor as I vanished backwards.

It was only by an amazing turn of fortune that I didn’t actually continue my journey head-over-heels down the stairs! Metal-bending? Enough!

GIGS
I had a cracking gig at York racecourse this month for a multi-national insurance company, and had the pleasure of spending some of my time in the company of a FANTASTIC (white-hatted) caricaturist. His name is John G Roberts, and you can check out his web site (please do) at www.mad-badger.com

Another gig was an after-dinner speech (and after-dinner-astonishment) in Perth for St Johnston FC Business Club. What a lovely bunch of blokes. There were some famous footballers there (knowing nothing aboot fitba’, Ah dinna ken any o’ them!) But I DID know ex-cop and fellow speaker John McKelvie, with whom I have had the pleasure of working before. Funny, funny guy.

Other gigs included (1) a Rangers / Celtic charity golf competition - DIDN’T know who Bertie Auld was – shame on me. (2) Bathgate Golf Club (DID know who Bernie Gallagher was). (3) Aberdeen FC gig – with the players and managers present: didn’t know who ANY of them were.
(4) Aberdeen. Dunkeld Hilton – knew who Douglas and Fiona were (hello, and thanks for the fantastic malt whisky!). (5) Stirling – nobody knew who the Hell I was. (6 and 7) And two fantastic gigs at Pitcastle House near Bonnie Aberfeldy. God’s Own Country. (Oh, and it was a very real pleasure to meet with Joe Kelly, Editor in Chief with Scottish Universal Newspapers.)

You know, thinking about it for a moment: all those places and all those people... this is WORK?!

GUITAR GILTRAP
Okay, now pay attention. Many of you will know that I am a huge fan, and good friend, of top guitarist Gordon Giltrap, ever since I reviewed him at the Edinburgh Festival. Now, Gordon doesn’t stray North of the Border too often, so for all my fellow Scots out there, here is your chance to see a guitar being played like you’ve never seen before, AND meet a genuinely lovely bloke. Gordon is doing 5 nights at The Beinn Inn in Fife (a real Mecca for music fans. Want to see Keith Richard’s guitar? Or me old mucca’ John Martyn’s special seat? That’s where they - and a hundred other slices of music history, resides!) So, DO take a jaunt up the M90 – between Wednesday 20th to Sunday 24th September. (GREAT food, too!) He is also, strangely enough, putting in an appearance at the New Winton Village Hall (just outside Tranent) on the 25th. And for the REAL aficionados, here’s a chance not to be missed... Gordon is doing a workshop every afternoon. Look, if you even just LIKE guitar music... catch Gordon. Couldn’t be clearer really, could it?

EDINBURGH
The Edinburgh Festival was a busy time for me; but for all the wrong reasons. But what a GREAT excuse to meet friends, old and new. Watched Chris Cox's excellent mindreading show, then had a coffee afterwards. DIDN'T get to meet up with Paul Zenon – he was heading North: I was heading South. Also had a wonderful day when I caught a gig with Dave Arcari of the Radiotones (those who celebrated my birthday recently will remember him and his amazing National Steel Guitar.) AND, delightfully, Dana and Dave of the outstanding Dana Dixon Band turned up just for the Hell of it.

All that would have been good enough. But purely by chance, while wandering down Victoria Street, who should I bump into but the amazing James Lascelles. What a delight it was to spend a couple of hours in his company, just chatting and downing cups of coffee. There is SO much I could tell you about this amazing individual – let alone the fact that he plays keyboard and percussion with Cockney Rebel. I mean, in the course of our discussion it emerged that he has played with Frank Zappa! And, believe me, that’s only HALF of the story! James – amazing... or as your boss says: Any Time!

HORSE AND THE USA
Oh, and on the subject of music. Got a nice e-mail from Horse McDonald who, at the time of writing, has a new album out and is signing a deal with a US label. Whooppeeeee! Well done, girl!

NEXT MONTH
...shaping up nicely with, among others:
Amit House. Mount Royal. Dalhousie Castle. Dalmahoy Hotel. James Bond theme night. Kelvingrove Gallery. Oxenford Castle... and filming for Ready, Steady, Cook. God help them!
See you all next month. Till then, remember: any day spent above ground, is a good one!

ENDS

July 2006

2006-12-29T08:17:00.000-08:00

Somebody once said that you should never start with an apology... I’m sorry that this newsletter, which has for many years gone out on the first of every month, is late. This is a reflection on just how busy I have been... sort of.

Due to a break in the sun, a wedding, a wedding reception and the usual rash of gigs, life has been unbelievably hectic since my return. You know how it is: two weeks to get a month’s work done, and only hours when you need days to complete projects. It’s fun to be busy, though, isn’t it?

The first half of the month was spent in the West Indies – on St Lucia, to be exact. My son, Andrew, and his beautiful fiancée, Elaine, decided that it was the perfect place to be married. And so 19 of us made the trip to Paradise. (In my case, this was a return trip after being there in December, so I knew what to expect: Sand. Sea. And sunshine.) Although much of the time was spent soaking up the sunshine between short, sharp Tropical downpours, I had a great deal of fun with the local rastafarians. They may look a bit scary, but what wonderful, spiritual people they are. New friends include Malachi, Bernard, and "bead seller" Do a Deal Derek – a sort of Rasta Del Boy. When not lazing, I was out snorkelling and sailing. Yes, it was hot, and back in the UK you were all sizzling, too!

xxx
Many of you may have heard that while appearing at the Tricycle Theatre in London, Brother Marc Salem became momentarily distracted while doing his new Knife Roulette, and managed to stab his hand. Good news is, he was not badly hurt, he garnered a LOT of publicity, and his show was an absolute smash with the critics and public alike – as always. Well done, my friend.

xxx
And that’s it. Yes, that’s it! Gigs for August and September have been POURING in, and I have a few projects in the pipeline, of which there will be more over the coming months – including an appearance on Ready Steady Cook. How much fun is THAT going to be?

One particular project about which I am becoming increasingly excited – but can’t talk about yet – is a project dreamed up by Uri Geller. It’s a cracker, so watch this space!

In the meantime, enjoy the rest of the summer and I’ll speak soon!

Best wishes,
Drew

June 2006

2006-12-29T08:13:00.000-08:00

June 2006 Newsletter

BIG surprise. This month I turned 51 (I know, I can’t believe it myself!) and some good friends organised a party. There was a hilarious video tribute – and I use the word loosely – from a trouser-less top TV magician Paul Zenon. There was a great video from Marc Salem, Tova and their dog Sammy. Additionally, some that were not able to make it because of distance and touring commitments, sent various tributes and so on. I was really touched.

However, I really want to take this opportunity to thank everybody who made it along (and those who tried but failed), with special mention to Dave Arcari – who played a blistering blues number and won himself a new group of fans. Thanks, Dave, it meant a lot. Colin McLeod offered his own special brand of mindreading entertainment, and Gary James who was SUPPOSED to be enjoying a night off, but was asked as a special favour to do just ONE magic trick at the table for Pat Quinn, ended up delighting and enthralling everybody for half the night! Gary. Colin and Dave – thanks lads. Oh, and to the charming Len Murray... (Once described by a High Court Judge as the most respected pleader of his generation) how come all the girls love YOU?

XXX

A great deal was made of the release of The Omen on June 6. (The date is 06/06/06 – get it?) However, I much prefer this number. -0.80902 -- The Sine of the Beast

XXX
Few of you will know this, but one of the greatest mindreaders of the 1940’s was a guy called Dunninger. His US radio-based show regularly pulled in millions of listeners, and his voice was as recognised by the public as the then-President of the US. Well, American mindreader Joe Atmore had a stage show in Vegas in which he recreated the radio shows, as performed by the master. For some reason, Joe took it into his head to bring the show to London, and what a triumph it was! I had the pleasure of being there, and having a pre-show drink / meal/ drink/ laugh / pizza / drink with the cast; a group that included such luminaries as David Berglas, Marc Paul and Ian Rowland. I was accompanied by rising star in the mentalism field, Colin McLeod. And, just for posterity, I filmed the whole show. The perfect end to a perfect evening, Anthony Owen took Marc, Joe, Colin and myself to his club for a 40’s style drink and mindreading chat.

I had a ball... And if you want to come to my house to see the film of the show - and history recreated – then buy a ticket! (Just kiddin’ Joe!)

XXX
Some good gigs this month (thank you to my agents – you know who you are!) The gigs included Balmoral (The Hotel), Glamis (The Castle). A seance recreation (spooky, spooky, spooky!) The Waterside Hotel in Peterhead. Stirling (The castle) and the Menzies Hotel in Glasgow.

XXX
One of the more unusual gigs this month was a primary school. Two of my grandchildren, when asked by their teachers what they wanted to bring in for "Show And Tell", decided they wanted to bring in their Grandpa! Primary Five and Primary Seven kids make a GREAT audience! Best of all though was that I received a STACK of drawings and letters from them. Out of twelve kids who tried spoon bending when they got home, two failed, nine succeeded (!), and one got into the most terrible trouble and was grounded.

XXX
So there I was, sitting in The Green Room – actually the old King’s audience room – of Stirling Castle, when I heard the most wonderful singing. I followed the sound down to the great Hall, where I was going to later be "doing my thing" (By the way, any reports that I was dressed as a jester are gross exaggerations, and any photographs you may have seen have been doctored on Photoshop by Douglas Gillespie as revenge for R the F P (private joke!) – clear?) Anyway, there, on a raised platform, was the surprise guest: world-famous Andrea Bocelli, the blind opera singer. He was doing his warm up, right there, not ten feet in front of me. Unamplified. Straight from the vocal chords. Well, isn’t that the coolest thing? Well, no, actually. There IS something even cooler. At the same gig, I was bending this gentleman’s fork. I could hardly keep my concentration on the job in hand. The gentleman’s name? Astronaut Buzz Aldrin. And as if that weren’t enough, right there, in the same group, was the legendary Quincy Jones!
Thanks, Douglas!

XXX
My grandson Robbie decided he wanted to fly. He somehow managed to squeeze through a six-inch gap in a "childproof" window on the second floor – feet first. He then slithered through until he was hanging by his head, before freeing himself and dropped 20 feet onto concrete. His injury? A sore finger! For those of you who live in Scotland, the story and photograph SHOULD be in The Sunday Post on –eh – Sunday.

XXX
My wee dog, Hobo wasn’t terribly well recently; so off we went to the vets. Result? She’s diabetic. Just great. Two injections a day.. regular check-ups. Day-long stays at the vets.... To all bookers, promoters and agents. Some good paying gigs would be really welcome about now!

XXX
This, from agent David Taylor of Taylor Made Speakers:
Two Scots are sitting in the pub discussing Jock's forthcoming wedding."Ach, it's all going grand," says Jock. "I've got everything organised already: the flowers, the church, the cars, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night...Archie nods approvingly."Havens, I've even bought a kilt tae be married in!" continues Jock."A kilt?" exclaims Archie, "Och, that's braw, you'll look pure smart in that! And what's the tartan?" Archie then enquires."Och," says Jock, "I'd imagine she'll be in white...".

Which reminds me – I’ll be off for the first couple of weeks this month. I’m in St Lucia in The Caribbean, where my son is getting married. Beaches, palm trees, a volcano, humming birds, tropical rainforest, scuba diving, horse riding... I’ll be thinking of you all – no, honest, I will!
Cheers!

Drew

May 2006

2006-12-29T08:10:00.000-08:00

DREW MCADAM MAY 2006 NEWSLETTER.

Hello, Folks, how are you?
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GOODBYE BBC
Well, those of you who have been following this newsletter will know that there have been some pretty exciting things going on with regards to TV work. Well, one of them just unravelled; with a heavy heart I had to turn down a very excited BBC team who were working on a six-part series for BBC2. Working with the director and producer of The Weakest Link was fun, but it became increasingly apparent that the format simply was not for me. (I can’t go into details because that would not be fair on the BBC team who have worked long and hard on this project and are so confident that the format WILL work that they are now looking for another presenter who can do the same things I do – good luck to them; and I don’t mean that in a facetious way.)

I was convinced that the format they came up with would do little or nothing to enhance my professional reputation; and at the end of the day, that’s where my career lies, so I have to be careful with it.

However, the good news is that my TV agent has several other irons in the fire. Formats have been discussed and I have to say, they look very, very promising. I would certainly be a lot happier working on those. Mega-work ahead, though.

TO DO
It’s all been crazy busy lately. In fact, despite the fact that my To Do list was written in tiny, tiny lettering, it STILL covered an A4 page and leaked on to my desk. I’m getting there, though!

COMMENT
Nice comment from an old friend, the Reverend Jim Wallace with regard to my career and how I make my living: "Who says crime doesn’t pay?" Nice one, Jim!

MEETING
Weird meeting: "The Wizard" Marc Oberon was performing in (I think) Nottingham and found himself at the same table as my photographer friend, Gary Baker. Hearing his Scottish accent, Marc said: "Oh, you’re from Scotland... do you know Drew McAdam?" Guys, Scotland is a surprisingly big place (you’ll know that if you’ve ever been lost up here!) But, yep, the query paid off. Weird.

FREE BARBECUE
I laughed so much a wee tear ran down my leg.... Somebody sent me an e-mail , which told of the supermarkets who were offering barbecues to customers. The blurb went on that the unit came with a steel section which could be placed above the flames to keep food warm. Amazingly, these barbecues – from places such as ASDA, Safeway, Tesco and so on – were FREE! (Though some stores charged a £1 administration charge.) Fine. When you scrolled down, there was a photograph of a shopping trolley with a wee fire in it!

Now, I forward this to Paul Johnson – superhack at The Sunday Post. A few days later I received an e-mail which was headed OH. MY. GOD. Seems his mother, who had received the e-mail, was complaining bitterly... Yup, she had gone to several of the named stores for her free barbecue and was most annoyed that none of them had heard anything about it! Hing yer heid in shame, wuman!

FAST YEAR LAST YEAR
I can’t believe that’s a year since I was on the Island of Sark in the Channel Islands with some of the GODS of mentalism: John Archer, Marc Paul, Banachek, Ian Rowland, Spyros Melaris and Luke Jermay. Since then we’ve all been working hard, with one sad postscript. The wonderful Peter Willats paid for all our travel and accommodation from all over the world – well, his son Isaac contracted that fiendish disease, leukaemia. I’ve mentioned it before, but I’d count it as a special favour to me if you had a read of his diary and kept him in your mind and in your prayers, and particularly if you dropped him a we note, or a cartoon or something. You can read the diary here: www.freewebs.com/isaacwillats How difficult can it be to make a 3-year old feel important? Much obliged.

Actually, just looking back over what happened this time last year, it was a woozer: There was a 3-page piece in SHE Magazine which kicked off the whole television thing, I bumped into Billy Connoly in Aberdeen and I had a top rate gig in the Glasgow Museum of Modern Art. Can’t believe that was a year ago!

THIS MONTH
As mentioned earlier, thanks to Susie Townson for setting up meetings with a couple of production companies. There was also a great meeting – before we go to meet the TV company – with Hilary’s mob somewhere near Stansted Airport. What wonderful people they are! (Hi, Dave! Yes, that includes you!). I had two fabulous gigs at estates (the shootin’ and fishin’ type) in the wilds of Perthshire near Aberfeldy. These gigs were over two nights, and were followed the next night by a gig at The Norton House Hotel, then a dash up the motorway for another gig at The Highland Hotel in Stirling. It was a quick tour that left my head spinning but was a whole lot of fun! (And a darned sight easier than digging ditches for a living!)

On another evening I had two gigs in the same venue at the Dalmahoy Hotel near Edinburgh. Yup; one straight after the other. Little wonder then that I was so tired by the end of the month that I had to give into a nasty cold and actually take a day off work.

A CRACKING COLLECTION
Interesting one this: you know that I like Daleks, right? Well, my good chum Don jack actually HAS one in his house. So, I set off in the company of Colin McLeod to see it. Imagine my surprise then to discover not only a full size, scary, dalek, but that he has a huge collection of memorabilia that included: Darth Vadar’s costume, Johhny Depp’s costume form "Sleepy Hollow", Robocop, jewellery worn by Elizabeth Taylor, Cher and Marilyn Munro. As if that’s not enough, there’s also the Mask from "Mask" (a reproduction, but no less scary for that) the mask from Predator, a pair of Fred Astaire’s tap-dancing shoes, one of Marilyn Munro’s dresses, a script from "Titanic", signed by the cast... can I stop now? ‘Cause there’s more! And remember, all this is one room of his house (though it IS a very big house, it has to be said.)!
Don, you’re a weirdo, mate!

ENDS

April 2006

2006-12-29T08:07:00.000-08:00

Drew McAdam: APRIL 2006 NEWSLETTER
Tel: 01506 873013www.drewmcadam.co.uk

Xxx
Finally got round to cashing in my Xmas present voucher from my special friends Susan and Emily Tonner. A back and shoulder massage at the local beauty therapy place, followed by a wonderful meal. Thanks!
Highlight of my month was three days off in the company of my very special friend Claire in Sittingbourne. There was loads of snacks and time spent on the beach with her and the two boys. It was truly, deeply relaxing, and probably the only reason I made it to the end of this month in one piece! Thanks!

xxx
Now here’s an interesting thing. It will be worth phoning your friends at EXACTLY 3 seconds and two minutes after 1am on May the 4th. Why? Because you’ll be able to point out to them that their digital clock reads: 01-02-03-04-05-06. I’m sure they will appreciate the call.

Xxx

I’m shamefaced, but I’ve got to share this with you. I had just been picked up at the BBC Stage Door in White City and was been driven to the airport. I got into conversation with the driver (a lovely gentleman of Turkish extraction) who asked me what I’d been doing at the BBC. I told him, and explained a little of what I did. He seemed terribly excited about the whole prospect, and when we arrived at the airport he asked: "Do you mind – can I have your signature?" I was flabbergasted, but flattered, that somebody should want my autograph... until he pulled out the receipt book so he could claim back from the BBC. D’oh!

Xxx
Don Jack (sounds like a gangster, doesn’t he?) writes: "In our quest for world domination of the creative market, we are currently on a drive for new clients. With the latest and fastest technology at our disposal, our brilliant designers don't half get through the work quickly these days, but that reflects in lower design costs for our clients, so that's good - I think?I would consider it an honour if you would be so kind as to introduce my company to any of your associates/pals (preferably wealthy) whom you consider would benefit from our services. Our new web site should hold their fascination for a wee while, if you don't mind pointing them towww.ideas.co.uk or ask then to give me a no obligation call that would be great." (01324 716827)

All right, now, if anybody out there IS needing a real creative force that will make YOU stand out from the crowd, then I can heartily endorse everything Don has said. I’ve seen his work, and there’s a real touch of unique brilliance there. Believe me.

Xxxxx
Talking about web sites and things. PLEASE take the time to play with this. (Apparently it’s the most downloaded screensaver in The States.) If George gets stuck, just move him with the cursor. I guarantee you’ll be passing this link to your mates!
www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/georgie.htm

xxxxx
Gigs this month. There was an afternoon spot in Kilmarnock, in the grand hotel right next door to the football ground. I had a day off (well catching up on necessary paperwork, really) then off to Aviemore. The stage set for this one was mind-blowing. There was a whole aluminium lattice circle and pillars and lights, based on the set of Who Wants to be a Millionaire. I was a bit concerned over this one, because it was for an audience of Norwegians. Now, anybody who has seen my show knows that I rely to a great extent on the use of language; so, I had to learn Norwegian phrases. Additionally, thanks to the hard work of those behind the scenes, two large video screens swapped back and forth between me, and paragraphs of Norwegian, explaining what the blazes was going on!

Following an overnight stay, I drove back, in the shadow of the splendour of the snow-capped Cairngorm Mountains. Quite a sight, really!

The drive back was my day off, then it was out to The Dalmahoy, and a gig for a small party of obstetricians and Gynaecologists... please, no jokes.

There was also a gig for The Cyrenians; an organisation that helps get youngsters who’ve had a hard time back on their feet. It was a great success, and the "yoof" seemed to really like it, this due mainly to the fact that Colin McLeod helped out with a 20-minute spot. And anybody who knows Colin will appreciate he’s a "cool dude" – the girlies certainly seemed to like him, anyway. Me? I was just the old codger holding it all together.

There was a great little gig at the Old Course Hotel in St Andrews, and then a couple of days later I had a fantastic time "doing my stuff" at the Auchentoshan Distillery.

And it was all rounded of rather nicely by a private party performance in rural Perthshire at a beautiful old private house – more of a mansion, really - parts of which dated back to the 16th century. Set in its own estate, with its own private golf course, it’s the sort of place where it’s ALWAYS a pleasure to perform.

xxxxx
Oh, and this month I attended a reunion of my old Church Youth Club. It was great to see so many old faces, people of whom I WAS, and discovered still AM, fond. By the way, it was for this group that I first bent a house key waaaay back in November 1973! Pity it took me so long to re-discover how much fun all that stuff is!

Congratulations to Stuart Farquhar who was married this month. Stuart, I sent you a text and then discovered it in the "unsent" folder of my ‘phone. It said something like: "Wishing you both all the best on this day, and each day in your future." Two days later, when I discovered that it had not been sent, I realised that you would be on your honeymoon and a text from me would probably rank low on your list of welcome intrusions.

ENDS

March 2006

2006-12-29T08:01:00.000-08:00

Drew McAdam: MARCH 2006 NEWSLETTER

METEOR
INVERARAY
ST ANDREWS
EDINBURGH SHERATON
DON JACK
SCOTT CUTHBERTSON
JEREMY BEADLE
STEVE HARLEY
PAUL ZENON
URI GELLER
LEN "SILVER FOX" MURRAY
TERRY STEVENS

www.drewmcadam.co.uk

Hi, how are you? All well, preparing to welcome Spring, and full of zest for life? Good! I’ve had so many people moan at me about the weather lately that I’ve resurrected an old favourite of mine: I just remind them that "Every day spent above ground is a good one!"

CATCH A FALLING STAR
What a thrill it was. One of the most amazing things I’ve ever seen. Sure, I’ve seen falling stars before - you know, a little bright dot streaking across the sky. But this was different. It was a dark night, and suddenly the sky above me lit up. Something - I assume a meteorite - came whizzing across the sky, falling from the heavens; a blazing ball of light with fluorescent red shooting from it in all directions. It was like a firework - coming down the way. An amazing sight, indeed
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THIS MONTHWeird gig month – another trip up, past Loch Lomond and across to INVERARAY, over the mountain passes and through the forests – the sun shining - for a show at the Argyll Hotel.
This was followed almost immediately by a trip to ST ANDREWS. I knew I was in trouble from the moment I woke up, with about eight inches of snow blanketing the countryside. The police in Glasgow had to organise temporary accommodation for 3000 revellers in Glasgow.) What’s more, the police were advising people not to travel unless it was absolutely necessary... Now who would have thought that the council snowplough drivers in Fife and Kinross would have taken THAT advice on board?

I passed cars facing the wrong way on the by-pass, and cars in ditches off the main roads. To make things worse, my stupid GPS took me over the hills, along country roads, to my destination. It was an abandoned-car-slalom. I did manage to make it to the gig, and even some of the guests who LIVED in the town didn’t make it.

***..And ANOTHER thing. Those huge motorway signs, coated by snow and their message all but obliterated by falling flakes, all said the same thing: "Caution. Snow" They PAY the operators to come up with that stuff? ***

Next up was a gig at the EDINBURGH SHERATON, as after-dinner speakers for almost 300 Brewers and Distillers – ‘nuff said!
And then back to RUSSOCK HOTEL in ST ANDREWS – will it never stop?

WEB WORTH WATCHING.
This takes a while to download, but I promise you, it really is well worth it. DON JACK enthused about Chris Bliss, and I couldn’t believe it. It’s juggling, Jim, but not as we know it. PLEASE take the time to have a look at this. http://www.chrisbliss.com/videopresskit.html (the piece you want is entitled "The Grand Finale")

DOON SOOTH
More trips to London, much of it for the filming of TV taster tapes and meetings trying to hammer out a decent format - including one very enjoyable meeting at Jamie Oliver’s restaurant "15". Very nice!
Not quite so nice was trying to get out of Heathrow on the first trip. First there was "de-icing" the wings, a really scary operation to watch. Then an impressive storm that closed the airport for thirty minutes... You know that feeling that when things START to go wrong...?

But even less pleasant was a flight into London’s City Airport. Now, I really like this airport. It’s small. There’s the Docklands Light Railway connection. No queues... perfect. But because it’s only a toy airport, they only allow toy planes to land there... like the turbo prop Dornier (it was German... might have been a Heinkel or a Stuka – one of those jobs the Germans used to parachute from during the war!) Now, I LIKE a bit of turbulence, but coming into the water-surrounded airfield in a gale was not my idea of fun. White knuckles and pucker-factor nine!)

BEADLE CHARITY
Attended a charity gala, organised by SCOTT CUTHBERTSON - well done Scott – at which JEREMY BEADLE was present. Now, the man may have taken a bit of a knocking in the past, but what a professional entertainer and emcee he is. From 7.30pm until well after midnight, he never stopped; not even for food. He kept the whole thing going and deserves a great deal of praise. Looking for a REALLY good MC for a charity event? I can certainly recommend Mr Beadle.

HARLEY ALMOST MEETS ALI
What’s it like being in close proximity to your hero? My chum STEVE HARLEY (Cockney Rebel fame) was sitting in the lobby lounge of the Ritz-Carlton Hotel, on New York's Central Park South, when MOHAMMED ALI came in... Steve writes about it beautifully, as only Steve can, and reacted exactly the way I imagine most of us would. Read about it in Steve’s diary right here: www.steveharley.com/diary.html#010306

WHO’D LIVE IN A HOUSE LIKE THIS?
You know the programme "Through the Keyhole" with David Frost, whereby they go into the homes of celebrities and film various rooms, then a panel has to try to work out from the clues whose house it is? "Who’d live in a house like THIS?" Well, one hour before it was aired, I got a text from my old mucker PAUL ZENON (we first met as special guests on the Marc Salem chat show; WHAT A FUN EXPERIENCE that was!) to let me know that his house was to be featured on the show... His take on it? "Who’d WANT to live in a house like this?" Come on, though, any house that has a bar AND a dancing pole in the garage has got to be worth a programme! Paul, you are a weirdo, mate!

BLINK
This from a great book (if you want to know more about how I do what I do, buy this book) BLINK by Malcolm Gladwell. One part of the book discusses how the unconventional and spontaneous tactics of a retired colonel ripped through the US defences during Operation Millennium Challenge – a dry run for the Gulf War. "It’s like Gulliver’s Travels... The big giant is tied down by little rules and regulations and procedures. The little guy? He just runs around and does what he wants"

I LIKE that!

WOO-HOOO!
Some of you may know, and some of you may not know, that for three years I worked as a retained (volunteer but paid) fire-fighter in my home village of West Calder. (An exciting hobby, really.) As a kid I used to always wave at passing fire engines – I loved ‘em. Of course, I’m still in touch with the lads at the station, and one day this month I was driving through the village when the machine whizzed past in the opposite direction, lights flashing and klaxon blaring. Even so, the driver (Hutchy) took time to wave as he flashed past... The guys in a fire engine waving at ME. How cool is THAT?

GELLER EXPLAINS THE PSYCHIC
I’m meeting up with my friend URI GELLER in April. (I’ll be in Stirling on April 8th when Uri is appearing at the Albert Hall. – Telephone 01786 473544). You can find out what else he’s up to at www.urigeller.com, and the tour "Uri Geller Explains The Unexplained.

Uri sent me a copy of the Independent Magazine this month in which there was an article about him and his support for a cancer sufferer, Barbara Clark, and the availability of the drug Herceptin.
It’s a wonderful piece, and I think it captured the real spirit of the man, the man I know rather than the one so often suggested by The Media. You can read the piece here: http://www.uri-geller.com/charity/2006/mar12_ind.jpg
I recommend you do. Uri has been called many things, but never a "poppet"! (Well, have you, Uri?)

CHARITY AND FRIENDS
LEN "SILVER FOX" MURRAY, one of the premier after dinner speakers in the UK, and one of the nicest blokes you could ever hope to meet, was taking part in the Wag Of The Year competition in Edinburgh (It was part of a fundraising event for an Epilepsy Charity.) By pure chance, Len is a great chum, and my brilliant (ex)-brother- in-law TERRY STEVENS, was heavily involved in the organisation of the event... so I went along to hang out in the bar after the event. What a great night it turned out to be, with the chance to meet friends and acquaintances, some of whom I had not seen in a long, long time including Noel and Kenny and Stewart. You know, I don’t often get the chance to hang around at these things, as the only time I really attend them is when I’m performing at ‘em. It was a wonderful time. Thank you one and all. And congratulations on raising a truly remarkable amount of money.

TECHNOLOGY
I just bought an Ipod. (One of the new ones that shows crystal clear videos). How do they do it? 75 hours of film and thousands of songs on a wee box that’s smaller than a mobile phone. I now have the first three episodes of one of my favourite programmes Due South to catch up on – one a screen not much bigger than the face of a wristwatch – and it’s hardly scratched the surface of the available memory. (Thanks, EWAN of ELITE CONTROLS for introducing me to another excuse to waste time...) Goodbye.

February 2006

2006-12-11T14:12:00.000-08:00

First of all, Happy Birthday, Mummy!

THIS MONTH (1) Mohican fun-raiser result.(2) Travels in Scotland. (3) Letters that DIDN’T make it.(4) AQA(5) Gordon Giltrap(6) Gig list.

MOHICAN FUND RAISER
Well done to Gladys Chucklebutty, who had her head shaved into a mohican style and dyed purple for the Edinburgh Sick Kids Hospital, Cancer Ward. She and he cohorts raised a fantastic total of £1800. Amazing. You can see the photographs (weird, weird, weird) on www.chucklebutty.co.uk/MOHICAN.HTML

TRAVELS IN SCOTLAND
On my travels this month I drove to Inveraray then to Aberfoyle over a three-day period. The weather in the South was bitterly cold, yet in Callander, the Gateway to the Highlands – and I kid you not – it was positively warm. People were wearing T-shirts. I couldn’t believe it!
There was not a breath of wind as I drove up the side of Loch Lomond, up to the summit of the (aptly named) Rest and be Thankful, round Loch Long and Lock Fyne. The water was motionless, mirror-like, blue sky and snow on the distant peaks. Inveraray really is a picturesque little place; and if you REALLY like the Woolen Mill then you could occupy yourself for a whole day! (Fortunately I had a gig, so I at least had something to do.) But what a beautiful little place, surrounded as it is by breathtaking scenery.

The route back was equally inspiring, through Argyll Forest, along the scenic road below the towering heights of Stuc Scardan and Beinn Ghlass. Mountain and moors. That brought me out at Loch Awe, a loch I have passed on many occasions on the road to Oban, and seen Kilchurn castle through the trees. But this route brought me right past it, the castle in the sun, the reeds, the still water with its veil of mist. Romantic perfection.

PLEASE take the time to check out this – exactly as it looked on the day. http://lescompagnons.ca/Image/chateau/kilchurn-castle1024.jpg Go on – check it out. It’ll only take a moment to see the splendour.
I bet you now understand now why I LOVE my job!

LETTERS THAT DIDN'T MAKE IT.
Thanks to top-flight journalist Paul Johnson for this lot – and whoever he got them from.These are letters to newspaper editors... that didn’t make it into print. (And this is only a small selection.) Enjoy.
(1) Hats off to the England cricketers for their achievements in the Ashes last summer, which rightly earned Andrew 'Freddie' Flintoff BBC Sports personality of the Year. Winning a two-team tournament against a nation with a much smaller population once in every ten attempts, then never shutting upabout it, makes me proud to be British.
(2) The government tells us that we are eating too many pies and dying of heart disease, then in the next breath they're telling us we are living too long and there'll be no more pension money left for us. I wish they'd make their minds up.
(3) 'Alton Towers - Where the magic never ends', or so the commercial says. Imagine my disappointment when it closed at 7.30.
(4) The record companies would have us believe that the money made by CD pirates goes to fund the drug industry. But the money rock stars make from legal record sales ends up in exactly the same place. When they stop breaking the law, so will I.
(5) My friend's mum recently pointed out that I have the same ironing board cover as her. Can anyone think of a more mundane and pointless remark tomake than this?
(6) Did anyone else feel that Mel Gibson's remake of the classic "Life of Brian" wasn't anywhere near as funny as the original?
(7) On the BBC website, I read with interest that some scientists in Australia have discovered the smallest fish known to exist. They've obviously neverbeen to the Britannia Chippy on the Gloucester Road.
(8) The government says that there are nearly 50,000 people with HIV in Britain, a third of whom do not even know that they have it. Is it just me, or is it a bit harsh that the government know and haven't told the poor sods?
(9) With reference to that series "Manhunt" where ex-Special Forces soldiers try to hunt down Andy McNab. Why don't the producers include a couple of Iraqis in the hunting team? They found the twit quickly enough the last time he played hide and seek with them. (Sorry, Andy!) (10) I see on the news that Lord Hutton says he is "satisfied that David Kelly took his own life". He may not have liked Dr Kelly that much, but isn't this taking gloating just a little too far?
(11) I never worry about the destination when I'm going on holiday. My dad is Iranian and my mum is Irish, so I spend most of the time in customs.
(12) What's all this nonsense about that 66-year-old Romanian woman being theworld's oldest mum? My mum's 77. Beat that.

ANY QUESTION ANSWERED
Here’s a great little thing. You know all these pointless arguments you have in pubs? Or when you can’t remember the name of that two-bit actor in "Wagon Train"? Well, try AQA (All Questions Answered.) You compose the question into a text on your mobile phone, then text it to 63336, and they text you back with the answer! It really is as simple as that. While they DO answer serious questions, I asked "Where can I buy a monkey?" It took them all of a minute to come back with the answer – including the telephone number of the contact! (Apparently, you can’t just BUY one though; you need a license.)

But remember, all calls cost £1.00. Ask for permission of the bill payer. Terms and conditions apply blah-de-blah-de-blah. Worth a try, though!

GORDON GILTRAP
Okay, so the plan was to travel to the Beinn Inn which nestles in Glen Farg and have a chat with my old mucker Gordon Giltrap who was playing there... For those who don’t know – shame on you – Gordon is one of, if not THE, top acoustic guitarist in the UK. (Personally, I have no doubt that he IS). Sir Cliff Richard, Brian May, Rick Wakeman, Midge Ure, Martin Taylor, Bert Jansch, John Renbourne, John Entwistle, Steve Howe, Tony Iommi, Juan Martin, Simon Phillips, James Taylor – they have all at one time or another worked or collaborated with him. (And Blackmore and Page sing his praises, too.)

Anyway, I was only going to say "hello" but as usual Gordon and his charming wife Hilary were just TOO friendly, so I just HAD to stay and watch the show. (Sorry, Dave Arcari, it meant I didn’t make it to your gig. Next time... Anyway, I believe Edinburgh was choc-full, what with SCOTLAND positively hammering ENGLAND at the rugby that day!)
Where was I? Oh, yes, if you ever get the chance to catch Gordon in concert it’s an experience you will never forget, I promise. Visit www.giltrap.co.uk and click on Gigs Guide. If you live in Kent, Sussex or the bottom part of Englandshire, Gordon has a few gigs coming up. Skilled AND entertaining – don’t miss him – and tell him "Drew says, hello!"

ACTIVITY THIS MONTH - THE HIGHLIGHTS.
(1) Inveraray and a party of head teachers...(2) Then over to a private party (masked ball, which was wonderful) at Rangour House, Aberfoyle.(3) More TV meetings and more filming – yes, everything is progressing amazingly nicely, more news to follow, I hope.(4) Private party at Melville castle.(5) Treetops Hilton, Aberdeen.(6) Back by popular request to Inchyra Grange – after dinner spot.

Next month, there’s more TV "stuff" in London. (twice). Inveraray again, A Jeremy Beadle Quiz and Party Night. The Sheraton in Edinburgh. St Andrews, (twice). Saughton Prison Officers Club – oh, and if you want to hear a GREAT singer, Horse is on at the Queen’s Hall on Thursday the 30th. Wi’ a bit of luck, I’ll be there!

See ye’s a’ next month... Until then, have a GREAT one!
Drew
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January 2006

2006-12-11T14:08:00.000-08:00

THIS MONTH IN BRIEF
CAR WASHING PHILOSOPHY
CRAIG STEELE
RODDY THE PIPER
URI GELLER TOUR DATES.
CAN’T GET A PICTURE

THIS MONTH IN BRIEF
I SEEM to have been running around all day, every day. Yet when I add it all up, it doesn't seem to come to much. Weird! There was a severe lack of shows this month, due to the fact that I was AWOL in the Carribean for most of December, but my agents are changing things... they're inundating me with work, and 2006 is really shaping up nicely. (Thanks guys for all your hard work, and keeping me in mind.)

Shows this month included a gig at Melville Castle, at Elite Control Systems – at the behest of Sam and Ewan, two of the nicest guys you could meet. There was also a show at the Dalmahoy Hotel, one at Pitoddrie House Hotel in Inveruruie and a gig at the Mansefild Hotel in Elgin.

When not actually gigging, there was hurried trips South of the Border for filming work – with more to come. It’s all pretty much a waiting game at the moment to see what formats the TV folks come up with. Boy, but it’s fun!

CAR WASHING PHILOSOPHY
THOSE who know me are aware that I like to hang around after a show and actually MEET the people to whom I’ve been performing all night. Those who know me also know that as a matter ofprinciple, I never wash my car – (though it did get a dunking this month.) Therefore, I was pleased to meet somebody after-show who has the same mindset – though he has a much more scientific take on the whole thing. He pointed out that a car will only get so dirty, but won’t get any dirtier than that – a sort of terminal filthiness. What’s more, he saves a fortune on car washes by driving very, very fast in the rain... it’s like a power wash! I like his thinking.

CRAIG STEELE
Many thanks to actor Craig Steele, who is off to Broadway for a run before bringing it back here to the Edinburgh Festival Theatre, and later the Edinburgh Festival. Craig took time out, at my request, to teach Young Colin McLeod and I the techniques of effective voice projection. He spoke a lot of sense and lumbered us with a pile of tasks and exercises... "Oh what a to-do to die today, at a minute or two to two. A thing dist-inctly hard to say, but harder still to do...." How am I doing, Craig?

RODDY THE PIPER
Oh, and a special mention to Pipe Major Roderick Deans, a handsome – and remarkably talented – young man. (You can visit his website at www.roddythepiper.com and even listento his pipe playing.) However, his acting out and deliver of Robert Burns’ "Address to a Haggis" has to be seen and heard to be believed.

URI GELLER’S FEBRUARY TOUR DATES.
Uri Geller Explains the Unexplained Afterlife, Most Haunted, Positive Thinking, The Mind, Healing, Motivation, UFO's, Stop Smoking, The 11:11 Phenomenon. Suitable for all the family; you're invited to bring along a broken watch and a few spoons.
3rd EPSOM Epsom Playhouse 01372 7425554th WIMBLEDON New Wimbledon Theatre 08700 60664610th MAIDSTONE Corn Exchange Complex 01622 75861122th MANSFIELD The Palace Theatre 01623 63313324th AYLESBURY Civic Centre 01296 48600925th ST ALBANS Alban Arena 01727 844488
More dates to follow next month and April (including two dates in Scotland.)

CAN’T GET A PICTURE...
My friend Neil Grant, stays in a, to say the least, remote part of Scotland. He was fed up getting letters from the Television Licensing Authority for non-payment of a TV license, and having nothing better to do one night... this is a rough transcript of the telephone conversation.
Hello, you keep sending me letters but I have no intention of purchasing a TV license.
But you have to.
Why?
Well, you have a television...
Yes, but I don’t watch BBC
Even so, you are required to have a license.
But I can’t get a picture.
Perhaps not, but you have the potential to get a picture.
I don’t think so. I’ve spent hours erecting a pole and an aerial, but I can’t get a picture.
Yes, but you have the POTENTIAL to get a picture.
Maybe so, but I can’t get a picture.
We are supplying a service, and you have to pay for it.
So I have to pay for a service you supply, but I don’t use?
Yes.
Even though I can’t get a picture?
Yes – because you have the POTENTIAL to get a picture.
But I can’t get a picture.
But you have the POTENTIAL to get a picture.
So why aren’t you in prison?
Huh?
Well, you have the POTENTIAL to commit murder. So, using your logic, you should be locked up.
It’s not the same, is it?
Potentially, it is!
It’s company policy.
It’s not MY policy, lady.
It’s our policy.
It’s not Safeway’s policy, is it? They don’t charge me extra for beans just because I have the POTENTIAL to buy them.
That’s not the same.
I know it’s not the same – I CAN get beans, but I CAN’T get a picture.
Well, we’ll need to send somebody up to examine your equipment.
(Much stifled mirth!)
Now why would you do that?
We need to check that you can’t get a picture.
Lady, I’m telling you that I can’t get a picture.
But we have to check.
You have to check that I’m not using your goods? Safeway doesn’t send somebody round to make sure I’ve paid for everything.
All the same, we have to send our representatives to visit you.
Okay, so what will they want for breakfast?
Eh?
Look, lady, I live on a pimple on the carbuncle on the backside of nowhere – it’ll take them a day’s trek just to get here, and there ain’t no hotels.
Ah.
So, where do I send the bill for bed and breakfast.
A bill? We wouldn’t pay for their accommodation and food.
Why not?
Because they wouldn’t be taking up your offer.
Ah, yes, but they have the POTENTIAL to sleep at my house and eat my food.
But they won’t be getting bed and breakfast, so we wouldn’t pay it.
So why should I pay when I can’t get a picture?
Look, we’re getting nowhere. Let me bring an engineer on the line... Hello, Ted, this gentleman says he can’t get a picture, even though he has all the equipment.
You can’t get a picture?
I can’t get a picture.
What’s your postcode?
(Neil tells him.)
You won’t get a picture.
Yes, I know that, and you know that, but would you mind telling the dingbat on the line?
Hello...? Hello ?Hello....?.

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NEXT MONTH
Gig in Inveraray for headmasters (!),
a private masked ball (!),
two trips to London,
filming,
TV meetings,
Melville Castle,
Aberdeen (Treetops Hotel),
Inchyra grange Hotel (after dinner speaking),
Aberdeen again
...It just goes on, doesn’t it? And isn’t it GRRRREAT!?

Best wishes to you,
Drew
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December 2005

2006-12-11T14:05:00.000-08:00

Weyyyy-heyyyy. Another heavy-duty month. However, most of it was spent at a leisurely pace, interspersed with bursts of energetic panic that left me crying out for sleep. This month I’ve travelled thousands of miles, by car, plane, liner, train, boat and submarine... yes, submarine. But more of that later. I’ve been in and out of London doing pre-shoot and screen test filming, performed in shows (one of them just off the coast of Cuba!), and fried a friends car.

But first, a heartfelt thank you to all of you, agents, friends and bookers who have made 2005 such a howling success. You know who you are; and this year would not have been so amazing had it not been for you support, friendship, advice and guidance – not to mention all your hard work behind the scenes, and the fact you believed in me and put your trust in me.

Highlights, there have been many. Sark, for one, the Caribbean for two, my book coming out for three, and London for four – I have a new-found attachment to that city. The TV filming, and the hosts of gigs and shows around the country, from the North of Scotland to the South of England, and all points in between. Each one brought me into contact with new people with new stories, from the celebrities to the waiting staff and stage engineers. Fellow performers and speakers - new friends, who hopefully will become old friends - and old friends who made this year so deliciously sweet. I only wish I could have spent more time with you than I have.

I also wish I had the time to call each one of you and thank you personally. But believe me, your friendship is incredibly precious to me. Thank you, one and all.

If you know me at all, and we have met on the circuit - or spoken at length in person or on the telephone – the above is meant for you.

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Those of you who know me are well aware that I am mechanically inept – past newsletters have borne testament to that fact on several occasions. If I had a screwdriver, I wouldn’t know which end to hit the nail with. However, all those who managed to fry a friend’s car, take one step forward... Ah, McAdam.

Firstly, having left my lights on in my car, I returned several hours later to find the battery flat. No surprise there, then. I am a member of the RAC, but rather than put the poor patrolman to any bother, I thought I would take care of things myself.. I should have known better.

I bought a jump-lead-thingy from the local auto shop and asked Ian, who works in the same building as my offices, for help. He duly brought his car up to mine and we linked the batteries. Despite the battery terminals being clearly marked, we – and I do mean WE – managed to put 2positive to negative and vice-versa. The result? When I tried to turn my engine there was a pyrotechnic exhibition – and a great deal of heat – of which the annual Edinburgh Castle Firework display would have been proud. We lit up the car park! (I’ve got to admit, Ian’s panicked reaction WAS pretty funny!)

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You know those books you get at Christmas, the ones about the weird things that have happened in the past year, and bumper books of useless information? Well, here are a few short excerpts from one I received.
ONE: "Hot Cockles" was a popular game at Christmas in medieval times. Players took turns striking a blindfolded player, who had to guess the name of the person delivering the blow. (Methinks this sounds like a blast, right up there with a shin-kicking competition, don’t you think? Maybe we could resurrect this beauty... step up, Mr Gary Glitter and accept your blindfold...)
TWO: More than 50% of people in the world have neither made, nor received, a telephone call. (I’ll bet their daughters have, though!)
THREE: Bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers were all invented by women. (Oh, well done, the ladies. I’ve been driven to distraction by every one of them at one time or another.)
FOUR: If you place a T-bone steak in a bowl of Coke, it will be gone in two days. (And if you leave it unattended near my dog, Hobo, both the steak AND the Coke will be gone in thirty seconds.)

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GIGS THIS MONTH: Well, they were few and far between because I was on a cruise from Florida to Trinidad, just off the coast of Venezuela, and back, taking in most of the islands (except Cuba and Haiti) on the way. Tropical rain forests, humming birds, picking bananas, coconuts, swimming with dolphins, snorkelling on a coral reef, going down in a submarine to examine a wreck... it just goes on and on. I’ve also discovered a liking for Reggae music. (Palm trees, sand, surf and tropical heat does that to a fella’... We Be Jammin’!) Of course, there was the show on board – sharing the stage with a belly dancer, a comedienne, a pop singer and hip-hoppers (not all at the same time, I hasten to add!) Unfortunately, there was no time for the necessary rehearsal / sound check, and so on - though it seemed to go okay. But that aside, I had gigs at St Mary’s School in Melrose (before dashing off to catch a flight to Fort Lauderdale.) Melrose to Miami – not bad. There was test filming (sort of screen tests) and production meetings in London. A job at Norton House. And a gig in Ayr. Then it all starts again with a gig on Hogmanay.

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So, it’s off into the New Year we all go. May I take this opportunity of wishing each and every one of you all the very best in 2006. DO keep me posted of what's going on in your life. It means a lot to me when you keep in touch... But before we disappear, let’s just take a moment.... Those of you who follow this newsletter will know that I was in the Channel Islands, on the Island of Sark, with some of the world’s top mindreaders – my heroes – earlier this year. We were there as the guests of the remarkably generous and hospitable Peter Willats. Well, on December 16, Peter and his family were the recipients of some horrible news. You can follow 2-year old Issac’s progress and read his diary on this website : www.freewebs.com/isaacwillats (his diary really IS worth reading, believe me.) All he asks for is your prayers, and maybe to drop wee Issac a card or minding in the course of his treatment. How difficult can it be to make a 2-year old feel important? Much obliged.

And while we’re on the subject: I mentioned this last month, but it’s only a few weeks away now. Dunbar-based magician Gladys Chucklebutty (no, that’s not her real name!) is doing a special charity event on Friday, January 6 in aid of the Sick Kids Hospital Cancer ward in Edinburgh. She’s going to be given a 100% genuine purple Mohican haircut – cut, shaved and dyed – no messing. You’ve just GOT to admire that! According to Gladys, "The night will be a Fundraising Frenzy consisting of a Darts Marathon, Raffle, Disco and Gelled Purple Mohican,s For ALL that want them! To help out / Donate or find out more, please call Gladys on Tel / Fax ; 01368 863 757 or Mobile 07971 946 708
Journalist friends on this newsletter – take note.

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2005 ahas been an absolute blast, and it’s about to get better. See you all next year – if you can catch me!
Best wishes,
Drew

November 2005

2006-12-11T14:02:00.000-08:00

WELL, EVERYBODY, JUST TO LET YOU KNOW I’M OFF TO THE CARIBBEAN FOR A FEW WEEKS. ENJOY THE WINTRY WEATHER WHILE I’M GONE, AND HAVE A FABULOUS HOLIDAY SEASON TO YOURSELVES.

Now – this past month....

Here, ye. Oh, hear ye – don’t miss this (especially all you fellow hacks and writers.) I just received a pre-transmission tape of a great new TV programme from my good friend Paul Zenon. Entitled PAUL ZENON’S REVENGE SQUAD, it’s to be shown on ITV on December 23. (putthat date in your diary right now.) I don’t want to give too much away, but take the title of the program, add Paul’s wacky sense of humour... and think of all those things you’d like to do to Traffic Wardens. Done that? Well, you’re not even halfway there! It’s gloriously funny, and if you’ve ever had a parking ticket in your life then you’ll be gleefully applauding him and his team as they wreak their revenge in YOUR name.
Now –for the journo’s who get this: This program deserves some coverage – all greatly appreciated. I’m away to the Caribbean for three weeks, so I can’t be the go-between. However, Paul tells me he has pix if you need ‘em. Also, I can give you his telephone number if you want an interview, but you’re going to have to be AWFULLY quick as I leave early Friday.

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I forgot how much fun it was. I took my little friend Emily on the Caterpillar (a sort of mini-roller coaster) in Princes Street Gardens Winter Wonderland. It must be one of the most wonderful feelings in the world, having a wide-eyed wee tot clinging to you, excitement and fear all mixed up but perfectly trusting that you will let no harm come to her. Now THAT’s fun!

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My trips down south allowed me to catch up with my very special friend, Claire. She looked after me, forced me to relax, and we generally had a wonderful time together. Usually, I like to mention my friends in my newsletters, but you will be hearing less about this young lady, as it’s private, and I now discreetly draw a veil over our lives. No peeping!

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This little diamond just in from top after-dinner speaker and all round good-guy, Len Murray (and author of "The Pleader" an excellent Xmas gift.):A wee Glasgow fellow staggering along the Trongate wearing only one shoe. He meets his pal who asks: "Hiv ye loast a shoe?" "Naw" he replies, "ah found wan".

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I always love an optimist. Barry the journalist wants to write a book on my techniques, and me, and we had agreed to hook up with a literary agent at The Rutland in Edinburgh. I was with Barry, while we were waiting on the literary agent turning up, and sitting at the window looking towards Princes Street, we watched a downpour of monsoon proportions. Miserable-faced crowds were scurrying from doorway to doorway, covering their heads with briefcases and newspapers – anything to deflect the onslaught. The sky was so dark it looked bruised. Staring skywards, with a wide grin, Barry said: "We’ll get a rainbow out of this."
Howzat for looking on the bright side?

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Well, I was there, and I know a few of you were, too. What can I say: Steve Harley at the Usher Hall. The gig was, of course, brilliant and I had a chance to meet up with top music journo Billy Sloane again. I had the opportunity to take some "family" backstage after the gig. And here’s the real mark of the man (and the band) in that they took time to chat, and show a real interest in them. Thanks Steve; not all heroes have feet of clay.

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Now, here’s a cause well worth supporting. Dunbar-based magician Gladys Chucklebutty (no, that’s not her real name!) is doing a special charity event on Friday, January 6 in aid of the Sick Kids Hospital Cancer ward in Edinburgh. She’s going to be given a 100% genuine purple mohican haircut – cut, shaved and dyed – no messing. You’ve just GOT to admire that! According to Gladys, "The night will be a Fundraising Frenzied consisting of a Darts Marathon, Raffle, Disco and Gelled Purple Mohican,s For ALL that want them !
To help out / Donate or find out more, please call Gladys on Tel / Fax ; 01368 863 757 or Mobile 07971 946 708
Journalist friends on this newsletter – take note.

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(For those of you who don’t know, a "mentalist" is what I am. In Scotland that means somebody who needs locked up, but elsewhere it is a generic term for a person of offers my brand of ESP / mindreading entertainment.)
A mentalist was out walking in the countryside one day when a frog called out to him. He bent down, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog called out again, saying, "If you kiss me I shall turn me back into a beautiful princess, and I'll stay with you for a week as your mistress." The mentalist took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket. The frog called out once more, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for as long as you wish and do absolutely anything that you want. Again the mentalist took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and put it back. Finally, the frog demanded, "What's the matter? You can turn me back into a beautiful princess, and I'll stay with you forever and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" to which the mentalist replied, "Understand, I'm a mentalist. I simply don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog ....... that's cool"

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I had a surprise visitor this month when my old chum Dave Cairns turned up unexpectedly at my office. Thosee of you who know me know my particular penchant for acute observation, so I was rather tickled to notice that his watch was wrong by one hour. Quizzing him, I asked if he’s been turning up late for things recently. Puzzled, he said he hadn’t. I then pointed out that I had observed the fact his watch was out by an hour and my steel-trap mind had deduced that, despite what he said, he MUST have been running early to appointments in that case.... I allowed myself a smug smile, before he pointed out that it was ME who had forgotten to alter his watch when the clocks changed that month... bugger. That explains a few things!

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Well, thanks to SUSIE TOWNSON, an exceptionally efficient and talented TV commissioning agent, I have been up and down to London, attending meetings and pilot filming several times this month. Mind you – what brilliant fun! The programme makers seem mightily impressed and keen to do something, but there’s a problem... They need a format for what I do – some idea that they can actually build a programme or series around. So if any of you have any (serious) suggestions, I’d be glad to hear ‘em. Thanks to my mate Mike Pickford, who just plucked one straight out of the air – the folks in TV land seem to like it, and if it’s a goer he will be duly rewarded.

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One of my flights up from Doon Sooth was on the evening of November 5th. Bonfire night. Descending into Edinburgh, I swear the locals were using our plane for target practice with their rockets. All rather disconcerting – but rather pretty, all the same!

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Hi, and welcome, to new friends who attended this month’s gigs at The Marriot, The Dalmahoy, Peterhead, the EICC and Melville Castle., It was fun, wasn’t it? Thank you for your company and your applause.

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To all those regular readers of this newsletter, I’m off on a big boat now – swimming with dolphins, whale watching, horse riding through the surf. .etc etc... While I’m away, DO think about dropping me a wee note to let me know what’s going on in your life. It’s the whole reason for this newsletter!

Best wishes,

ENDS

Ocotober 2005

2006-12-07T14:11:00.000-08:00

Special Mentions:
STEVE HARLEY
HORSE
LEN (THE SILVER FOX) MURRAY
PAUL ZENON
ALAN CLEARY
CLAIRE GILCHRIST
SUSAN TONNER
SUSIE TOWNSON
MARTHA MORRISON
JOHN ARCHER
BARRY CRYER

Right – last chance. I’ve been telling you fellow Scots for the last two months, and I know many of you have already made arrangements... STEVE HARLEY and COCKNEY REBEL ARE PLAYING THE USHER HALL, 2EDINBURGH – ON WEDNESDAY 2ND of NOVEMBER. Dunfermline Carnegie Hall – Thursday 3rd. For those of you in the West of Scotland, it’s Renfrew Ferry, Glasgow, on the 6th. So, if you want to hear great music and see a fantastic performance that you’ll be telling your friends about for months to come, get your tickets NOW. Okay? More info (plus a few words of mine regarding the brilliant new album at www.steveharley.com). But for those of you who missed it you’ll be able to read my pal Barry’s red-hot review in The Daily Record the following day. And if you DO miss it, then prepare to kick yourself. Or, better, get somebody else to do it for you.

And while we’re on the subject, another wonderful act to catch, is HORSE, playing the QUEEN’S HALL, EDINBURGH on Monday the 7th. Both acts are well worth catching if you like good music.

Another thing well worth catching is my good pal PAUL ZENON who will be on Countdown on Channel 4 on November 11th. (He tells me he’s also recording Through The Keyhole – so we can ALL see what kind of pig sty the man lives in! – only kidding, Paul!)

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JOKE
This joke comes to you, courtesy of LEN (THE SILVER FOX) MURRAY. (His book "The Pleader comes highly recommended). Blame him, not me!
Harry and his mates from Cardenden Miners Welfare Club had saved their money in a big jar to go to Spain on a wee holiday. And as the 27 of them stood outside the Nueva Andalucia Plaza Hotel near Puerto Banus Harry got a nudge from his mate...."There’s big Sean Connery" "Naw it’s no’" says Harry . "Aye it is "says his mate. "Right enough so it is," says Harry. Harry goes up to the big man and says "Hello, Shane, we’re fae Cardenden Miners’ Welfare. Ah wonder if we could have a picture" "No" says Connery "I don't do that sort of thing now." "Aw come oan, Shane jist wan. We’ve come a’ the wey fae Fife." pleads Harry "Oh ok just one" says James Bond Harry hands Connery the camera, runs back to the group and shouts "Mind you get us aw in big man!!!"

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TESTIMONIAL THAT MADE ME GLOW ALL OVER
I had a wonderful testimonial from ALAN CLEARY (You’ll know a little bit about this amazing character if you read last month’s newsletter.) "Drew McAdam was amazing. I have never seen an audience so stunned to silence…..and these were cynical "seen-it-all-before" insurance people. The effect that Drew’s performance had on them was absolutely astounding."
Thanks, Alan. The cheque is in the post!

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While I was in London, I met up with CLAIRE GILCHRIST, somebody with whom I’ve been communicating over the past few months. We had a very, very special evening on The Thames Embankment which included a trip up in The London Eye and a meal on a Thames Boat. It was a magical evening with a magical lady. For me, the highlight of the month... and more. I’m sure you’ll be hearing more about Claire in the coming months.

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Woman In Black....
It’s not often I get to the theatre these days, but I managed along to see Woman In Black at the Kings Theatre in Edinburgh at the bidding of my special friend SUSAN TONNER. It was great – a real spooky ghost story that pulls you into the plot and the on-stage action. Thin on set and actors, it’s rich in colour. Tightly written, you cannot help but be intrigued by the plot as it inches forward, taking you with it. (God, I sound like a reviewer!) Still, it was a wonderful, relaxing night, made special by the pleasant company

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A REAL SCARE AT HALLOWEEN
A Halloween party... it was fun, though. They had a surprise for me halfway through the evening. They said they had a special guest arriving, so we all took our places, the music I use for opening my bigger shows came on, and into the room came... ME! Well, not me, but MARTHA MORRISON, dressed in black, wearing a life-size, full-colour mask of my face and carrying a spoon. She then proceeded to bend the spoon by rubbing it – I couldn’t believe it. It turns out that she had bought the spoon from a magic shop – it has a hinge in it – and she and her partner David had made the mask. It was one of the funniest and most disconcerting things I’ve ever experienced. Thanks, Martha, for taking the time to do that – it really was appreciated.

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WORKING HARD ON MY BEHALF
I Had a very busy time down in London – and beyond – recently, thanks to the outstanding hard work and determination of TV Commissioning Agent SUSIE TOWNSON of Plus Talent, I had a host of appointments with various TV people, from the BBC to Granada. This meant two days of running from production company to production company in what was the most glorious summer weather (meanwhile, back home in Scotland, they had storms and horizontal rain... tough, eh?) There’s lots and lots more to come next month – meetings with producers, that is, not sunny weather. So, I’ll be South of the Border a lot in the coming months, so much so that I’ll probably even figure out the London Tube system. Thanks, Susie.

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TO THE HOSPITAL – AND STEP ON IT
My Grandson gave us all a spectacular fright this month (last month it was a different grandson, Robbie, who got the top off the "child-proof" bottle and swallowed all the aspirins thinking they were sweeties.) Neee-naaaw Neee-Nawww – Kirkcaldy Hospital. "We need special care..." Neee-naaaw Neee -Nawww – Dunfermline hospital.
This month it was the turn of young Nathan. Having received his MMR inoculation promptly came out in an impressive rash, and a sky-high temperature... (Meningitis? They all wondered.) Neee-naaaw Neee-Nawww – Falkirk Hospital. "Eeek – we dunno what this is... "Neee-naaaw Neee-Nawww – Stirling hospital. There followed a worrying time as he grew worse, with drips and barrier nursing before he suddenly improved and was back to his old self. What’s coming next? I have no idea, but I bet it involves one of the kids and Neee-naaaw Neee-Nawww – hospital.

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A FUNNY MAN
Managed to meet up with top entertainer JOHN ARCHER. Honestly, I don’t think I know anybody with such a finely honed – and pure fun – sense of humour. I worked with him on The Island of Sark (Channel Islands) in the early summer, and his act is out of this world. Genuinely "nice" and superbly talented, if ever you get the chance to se him (He’s on SKY TV a fair bit) then do. . You can check out his web site at www.john-archer.com.
John, it was an honour and a privilege.

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THANKS BARRY
The Daily Record are doing a double-page feature on me – sometime before Christmas. However, it’s all written (well done, Barry!) and the photographs all taken, so it’s just a matter of waiting till they find a slot. Having read what Barry’s written, it looks like a really good piece, though. Can’t wait to see the results of the photo-shoot!
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THIS MONTHS GIGS
The month kicked off with a gig a
The MANSEFIELD TRAQUHAIR, in Edinburgh. There was also a cracking gig at The ART GALLERY in Aberdeen. From way up there, the next gig was way down there at OXENFOORD CASTLE near The Borders. (While there, a helicopter came in with my old mucker Gus at the joystick – good to see you again, Gus!) Big gig in the ancient MERCHANT ADVENTURER’S HALL in YORK. Tickets £65, by the way! I was on there with the wonderful BARRY CRYER. For those of you who don’t know, Barry has written for people such as Dave Allen, Stanley Baxter, Jack Benny, Rory Bremner, George Burns (Yes, THE George Burns), Jasper Carrott, Tommy Cooper, Les Dawson, Dick Emery, Kenny Everett, Bruce Forsyth, David Frost, Bob Hope (Yes, THE Bob Hope), Frankie Howard, Richard Pryor, Mike Yarwood, The Two Ronnies and Morecambe and Wise. So you would expect somebody who doesn’t talk to mere mortals... I had to follow Barry, so you can imagine my concerns. However, typical of the man, he signed something for me along the lines of: "I’ll never follow you!". And also typical of the man, by the time I got back to my office there was a message on my voicemail – I hope you don’t mind me saying this, Barry – thanking me for my company. How many real showbiz superstars would take the time and effort to do THAT? That will give some indication of what a gentleman he is - a real pro, and a lovely, lovely man, too. Besides being a genuinely nice bloke, he’s also extremely talented and very, very funny – which explains why he’s been in the business for so long. We had been given accommodation in the same hotel, and were driven to and from the venue in the same car, so I was blessed with quite a bit of time in his company. We really hit it off, and I’ve got a new friend! What a brilliant industry this is in which I work!
There was a nice little gig at the DALMAHOY Hotel for a small group of medical people. It was one of the best, and I couldn’t get away because they had so many questions. I love that kind of gig!
There was another gig at The DALMAHOY, two gigs per day over two days. Nice work if you can get it.
The EDINBURGH MARRIOT was next – this was a series of four workshops, of which I was one – the delegates changing rooms each hour, on the hour. This meant performing four gigs back-to-back. Phew! Now THAT’s hard work – but a lot of fun!
From the four gigs at the Marriot it was a rush over to THE APEX for another performance.
A series of gigs on the same day seems to be becoming the norm, because in one day I also had the ARTHOUSE HOTEL in Glasgow for a group of 30, then straight up to the DUNBLANE HILTON – and a gig for over 300.
Last, but not least, there was a gig at The THANESTONE HOUSE HOTEL in INVERURIE. (I had a superb room with a 4-poster and a Jacuzzi (sigh) what a drag. Heee Heee)

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Thanks for your company. I look forward to hearing from you, letting me know what’s being going on in your life.
Best wishes,
Drew

ENDS

September 2005

2006-12-07T14:04:00.000-08:00

Wow! What an incredibly busy month. I seem to have crammed six month’s activity into just 30 days. All of it was good – well, most of it. The sad loss of a favourite dog, and a car that blew a radiator hose in spectacular fashion aside, it’s been great fun. But more of that later.
This month’s gigs included: A lunchtime gig at the Ratho Inn, and an evening gig at the Ramada Jarvis, Mount Royal Hotel on Princes Street, Edinburgh. This hotel has a superb view over to the castle, and the gig was on the evening of the Fireworks Display. There was also a gig at the spectacular Dalhousie Castle, and another at the equally impressive Melville Castle.

And that’s when things started to get a bit hectic. I had a gig, in what I thought was the big room, at The Very Posh Marcliffe Hotel in Aberdeen for an oil company. Then with only a day to prepare, I was off to Worcestershire, and the Chateau Impney – this is an amazing edifice, with turrets and towers aplenty – it looks rather like the Disney Castle. And performing in the Ballroom, with its elaborate friezes, panels and plasterwork was like performing inside a wedding cake! Next day, I drove back up the road and with hardly time to draw breath was off up the top end of the UK and The Marcliffe again – and this time it was the Ballroom – and that IS a big room. Zipped back down the road again, then caught a flight to Birmingham, hired a car, and shot across to The Holt Hotel near Bicester. Back up the next day, and that night I had to get to a gig at The Tinto Hotel, in The Borders. Not finished there, I had a couple of days to myself, sort of, then a gig at Forth Valley College in Stirling, quickly followed by another at Mansefield Traquhair in Edinburgh.

So, yes, there was a lot of running around. But, believe me, I met some of the most fascinating people in my life. Special mention to SUSIE and JONNY (TV commissioning agents), also ANDREW, Editor of Broker Monthly, the very special DAVID TAYLOR of Taylor made Speakers, and the incredible ALAN J CLEARY – one of the most amazing people it’s ever been my pleasure to meet.

Really, I cannot believe that people actually pay me money to live this life. What a Joy!

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This month, I was the guest of Sunday Post reporter PAUL JOHNSON, for the Scotland v Italy game at Hampden. Now, I’m not usually a football kinda’ guy, but this was an amazing game in which Scotland scored first... Of course, we wouldn't expect it to last, and Italy equalised. Still, it was a real treat – and I enjoyed the Bovril and pie! Thanks, Paul!
Oh, and when we left the football we went to one of my favourite restaurants in Glasgow – The Spice Garden. Great food and friendly service beyond compare.

In fact the last time I was there, I wasn’t there... if that makes sense. STEVE HARLEY and the band were going and I was invited, but I had a gig and had to shoot across town. And – talking of Steve Harley and Cockney Rebel, there is a lot of news here... so get your pens and paper / diary out...
First, there’s the new album which I mentioned last month. Do yourself a favour and order yourself a copy – you won’t be disappointed, I guarantee it.
You can order it from... http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000AV90IM/026-9738077-8540424

Then there are the gigs. This is a HUGE tour, through October and November, and a mammoth undertaking. And no matter where you live – in the UK, that is - he’ll be at a venue near you. So, PLEASE make sure you catch him live. It’s an experience you’ll remember for the rest of your life.
You can check out the dates here: http://www.steveharley.com/dates.html
Just pick the one that’s closest to your home town, AND GO!

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Highlight of the month for me has to be a three day trip to London, as a house guest of the amazing MARC SALEM who had a show on at the Tricycle Theatre in London. It’s always an honour and a pleasure to spend time with Marc and his remarkable wife, Tova. I love you both dearly.
Marc had a flat in St Christopher’s place last year, and you may recall that I had the most extraordinary meeting with an old friend. The ultimate coincidence, I had just replied by text to a message from Uri Geller, when I heard a voice shout: "My God, Drew, I don’t believe it!" and there was Uri! It was the most startling coincidence I had ever experienced. (You can read the newspaper clipping here: ).
Well, every time I stepped out of the flat, I checked up and down the street to make sure that Uri wasn’t in sight before I sallied forth. That would just have been TOO much!

Being in London also gave me the opportunity to take a riverboat down to Greenwich, and se the Cutty Sark. (Here’s something I bet you didn’t know: my great, great grandfather was the captain of the clipper ship The Thermoplaye – the only ship ever to beat The Cutty Sark.) It also gave me the opportunity to meet up with my very good friend IAN ROWLAND. Ian took me to his favourite spot in the town; a real old-fashioned Pie and Mash shop. What a wonderful experience. Simple, tasty food and great company.

While in London we had a few nice meals, and at one point I was sitting outside the restaurant and took the opportunity to pay for the meal while Marc and Tova were otherwise engaged (Marc is generous to a fault, and I was determined that this meal was on me.) I sneaked off into the restaurant and as I approached the door, an Eastern European waitress asked me: "Table for how many?" I shook my head: "Oh, no. I want to pay!". She directed me: "Downstairs, on the right." I wandered down the stairs, thinking "strange place to have the till!".. and found myself facing the WC. Back upstairs... "No, I want to PAY. Not PEE!"

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And another misunderstanding, while on the train heading for London, one of my agents called me. (the lovely – and remarkably efficient - FIONA GOLDTHORPE, if you MUST know!) She wanted to know if I was all set for the Dalhousie Castle gig on the Saturday. I smugly assured her that I was, and that I was also ready for the gig, at the same venue, on the Thursday. There was much confusion and shifting of papers before I was told that they had no record of a gig on that date. In smug-overdrive, I assured them there was... more silence, then: "Actually, Drew, that’s next year. It’s in 2006!" Gulp. Weak grin. At which point I heard Douglas in the background yelling: "How can he be expected to read f***ing minds when he can’t even read the f***g contract!" (Sigh!)

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Bit of excitement this month, just before the long drives to Aberdeen and to Droitwich, I had picked up my car from where it was getting serviced and had just pulled to a halt when there was an incredible "Bang!" as a radiator hose blew. The amount of steam that can come from a wildly overheated engine (I just hadn’t believed the temperature gauge) has to be seen to believed. Indeed, it inspired a bloke from across the road to run over with a fire extinguisher!

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Interesting projects over the next month. More of this next month, but I’d just like to mention them in passing. I’m in Broker’s Monthly – a very tasty, enigmatic piece. Also, Barry from the Daily Record (Scotland’s biggest selling national) is organising a double-page colour feature. Additionally, I’m going to be in London a few times over the next couple of months, talking to TV production companies, all down to Susie Townson of Plus Talent. Well done, young lady! Also, all things being equal, I will be meeting up with a new friend, CLAIRE GILCHRIST. We’ve spoken a lot by email and telephone, but it’s great to have the opportunity to meet face-to-face.

So, there’s been a lot of fun this month, but I’d like to mention a special dog. A lot of you will know of my very dear friend Susan. Well, all the time I’ve known her she has had a (rather effeminate, it has to be said!) dog called Ben who was totally devoted to her, the way only special dogs can be. Unfortunately, Ben had to be put to sleep this month after a short illness. And to be honest, the place just isn’t the same without him.

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FIRST QUESTION You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in? ANSWER: If you answered that you are first, you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

SECOND QUESTION
If you overtake the last person, then you are...? ANSWER: If you answered that you are second to last, you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

THIRD QUESTION
(Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.) Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?Did you get 5000? ANSWER: The correct answer is actually 4100. Don't believe it? Check with your calculator!

FOURTH QUESTION
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?ANSWER: Nunu? NO! Of course not. Her name is MARY Read the question again!

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AND NOW FOR A WEE JOKE...
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed.""OH NO!" the president exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands.Finally, the president looks up and asks: "Eh... How many is a brazillion?"

ENDS

August 2005

2006-12-07T14:00:00.000-08:00

MEET YOURSELF IN THIS MONTH’S NEWSLETTER:
Steve Harley, Peter Lamont, Robin Cook, Robbie Glen, Gordon Giltrap, Rick Wakeman, Paul Zenon, Barry Wickens.

NEW STEVE HARLEY ALBUM – DON’T MISS IT!
Well, what a wonderful surprise. Those of you who know me are well aware that I’m a huge fan of Steve Harley and Cockney Rebel – have been since I was an angst-ridden teenager and they assaulted the UK charts with numerous singles and albums. You’ll also know of my pleasure in being included as part of "The Family" in the interview section of Steve’s wonderful new DVD. So, I was delighted when I received the following from Steve: "...am about to bag-up a very rare (like, only the musicians and engineers and record company have a copy) copy of new CD, ‘The Quality Of Mercy.’ I want you to hear it and have it and let me know your thoughts. I will value them. But be warned, I believe it may just be the best album I've ever written. Tread softly for you..." Tread on your dreams. Steve? Not a chance
But if that was a pleasure, it was nothing compared to listening to the new CD. Honest opinion? I do a lot of driving, and in the course of zooming around here there and everywhere I listen to a LOT of music. The latest has been the superb James Blunt CD and the new Coldplay album... but they are as NOTHING compared to this.

I agree with Steve: this just may be the best thing he’s ever done. He’s still excited by music and songwriting, and he drives himself at an unimaginable rate. His enthusiasm and excitement in his work, even after all this time, is overwhelming. So, when he pours everything into the new album, you just know it has to be a winner. And it really, really is.
I am already a massive fan of the song "Friend For Life." Just give it one listen and if it doesn’t bring you out in goosebumps, you’re in a coma, mate! But Steve has gone even further – and I wouldn’t have believed that possible :
I’m only going to mention a couple of tracks here- ‘cause the album isn’t out yet, but I’ll come back with more when it’s released. First, Journey’s End (A Father’s Promise) If you have any affection and esteem for children then this will do it for you... With a beautiful saxophone bridge
"I’ll be on the road as the mystery unfolds,
I’ll be there when you need a special friend.
I’ll be there when you fear it’s a never-ending road
I’ll be there at your journey’s end."
Jeez – William Butler Yeats is alive and well!
And as for The Coast Of Amalfi... Words fail.
Look, there is no point trying to capture the beauty and vibrant electricity of this album. When it’s released, just buy it. If you DON’T like it, I will personally refund your payment. Agreed?

NEW BOOK ALERT – THE FIRST PSYCHIC
An acquaintance of mine, Peter Lamont, has a new book on the market entitled "The First Psychic". It’s a true-life account of Daniel Douglas Home (A Scot, by the way!) Peter investigates the changing fortunes of a man whose life challenged the Victorian obsession with science and religion, a man who baffled the establishment so much that they actually coined the word "psychic" to describe him. It covers the life ant times of this amazing man, and the strange events that occurred in his presence. A fascinating read, it’s well worth getting your hands on a copy.

ROBIN COOK
Most of you won’t know this but in July I had dealings with Robin Cook. (It’s a long story – too long to go into here, though I understand it’s to be covered in a magazine some time soon.) Robin, when Foreign secretary, handed his resignation to Tony Blair on the grounds that he could not agree with his policy over the Iraq war. You will probably know that he tragically died this month. I was happy that I was able to shake the man’s hand couple of weeks before the tragedy and, in a few words, express how much I respected his stand, despite the cost to his career and personal life.
To be honest, I never had much time for the man; or politics. But I saw him bring the biggest, smiliest smiles to a bunch of kids. It was an act he need not have bothered with. But he did. And to me, that spoke volumes. I wish now that I’d paid a bit more attention when he was around.

WHEN YOU GO - BANGERS
Met up with Robbie Glen, top after dinner speaker (rating only with Len Murray, of course) ex-governor of Barlinnie Prison, though under not particularly happy circumstances. It was just so great to meet up with this wonderful man again. However, there was a conversation as I drove him into Glasgow that I’d like to relate here – just so that you all know. We talked about what kind of funeral each of us would want. Robbie wanted something quiet and private. Asking me, I decided on the spur of the moment – Fireworks. Lots and lots of fireworks... So now you know, Okay?

TESTED – AND FOUND WANTING
This month I had a wonderful experience, undergoing a test at the Parapsychology department of Edinburgh University. I was wired up to an EEG, monitoring my brain patterns, which meant having numerous electrodes fastened to my face and head, then all hooked up to some weird and wonderful hi-tech equipment. Ian Baker, who was conducting the test (who later wrote to say: " I think I can safely say that that was one of the most enjoyable experimental sessions I have ever run.") took several photographs of me in all this electronic finery (It actually looks rather sinister, I have to admit!). "Can I have a copy of the photographs?" I asked. "They’re for my mother."
"For your mother?" Ian said.
Yeah. This is her greatest ambition for me."
"To be tested for ESP ability?" he asked.
No – TO HAVE MY HEAD EXAMINED!"
(Sorry – couldn’t resist it!)

WHO ARE YOU? GILTRAP AND WAKEMAN.
I caught a TV programme this month – on the Biography Channel. I love The Who, and the programme was concentrating on the group’s bassist – John Entwistle. It was one of those moments, when you think: hang on, I know that voice... and there was me old mucker Gordon Giltrap (who has one of my bent spoons in his studio.) He was interviewing John. (Gordon, I know you read this – well done, mate!) Also interviewed was Rick Wakeman in whose company I once spent what was probably the most hilarious 45-minutes of my life (in Haddington of all places), followed by a welcome invitation to dinner. It’s a small world, in’it?

CHOOO-CHOOO
I had a friend whose greatest ambition was to be run down by a steam train. When it happened, he was chuffed to bits!
What?
WHAT?!

GIGS THIS MONTH... YEAH, YEAH, THE BORING BIT UNLESS YOU WERE THERE.
Gigs this month included The Beancross at Falkirk, a private gig in Leith, a real hoot in Kirkcaldy, and one at The Sheraton in Edinburgh, which was particularly enjoyable, then gallivanting around Edinburgh until 3am followed by a gig at Ayr race track.
Oddly, I was doing something for a young lady at the Ayr gig when she asked me if I was the guy who was featured a couple of months back in The Herald magazine, along with Jane, the female funeral director. It turned out that the young lady was Jane’s sister... Again, it’s a small world, in’it?

SMILES – MAINLY.
Had a whole barrow-load of fun with Li’l Emily and her mummy Susan this month. Along with a visit to the Beancross and a morning at Thomas the Tank Engine day – with the steam trains, about which she is crazy. There was also a visit to a safari park (and a long, long slide on the Astroglide, where I was more scared than she) and her first REAL haircut. And that’s not to mention the swimming session. It’s amazing how much a little person can give you back for so little investment of your time and effort. They can really worm their way into your heart, can’t they?
Which is why I’ll miss Wee Ruth. Wings open. Eyes downcast. (Only for those who know – or understand.) Goodbye.

FESTIVAL FROLICS
I was in full reviewer mode during the Edinburgh Festival. The Cafe on The Bridges kept me going on coffee and toast loaded with bacon, sausage and potato scones – though I did take a break one night an tried the Haggis Pakora. Weird, but good.
Reviews included the Caesar twins, Ian Kendall, Cabaret Decadanse, GoGo Burlesquo, Tim Vine (his best friend John Archer – SKY undercover magic - insisted that I review him, otherwise he would sit on my head. And believe me, NOBODY would want John sitting on their head!). The Camut Band, some really crappy hypnotist, and my favourite (five stars) The Mystery of Chung Ling Soo. I also made it to a show – though not to review - at Roslyn Chapel... but the least said about that the better. The only highlight was when Susan took a fit of the giggles. At least SHE paid for the tickets!
There was a close call during The Festival was when I was rushing from one venue to the next. I thought I would be smart and run up the Bus Lane, in the opposite direction to the traffic (It was okay, I figured, because there were no buses to take up the lane.) Suddenly, out of the queuing traffic came fellow reviewer (obviously racing to HIS next venue) Tom Dibdin, wearing one of his awful Hawaiian blouses, on a bike, and almost knocked me for six. I swear he didn’t even see me. It could have so easily been a case where the Evening News lost two reviewers in one, dramatic explosion.

DNA
Interesting news item. According to new research, our DNA is 99% identical to chimpanzees. My first reaction was that I hadn’t realised we were so close. But when I thought about it, and carried out a bit of my own research (without the aid of a massive grant, let me point out), I came to the realisation that 1% is a LOT. Otherwise chimps would be sending rockets into space, rather than picking at their ears with twigs. Apparently, there is only 4% difference between the DNA in humans and that found in limpets, wombats, and a Sainsbury’s sandwich that’s past it’s sell-by date. So there.

ZENON – WHAT A GAS
Met up with chum TV Street Magician Paul Zenon and had a relaxed, hilarious meal. What a character. The night before, he had been involved in some show with Jimmy Carr, Bill Bailey and Julian Clary – just sorry I missed it. However, (in the UK) we will all have a chance to see Paul when they air his ancestral pile on Through The Keyhole. By the way, here’s a wee bit of gossip. Paul was telling me that when they film distant shots of him, perhaps with a voice over, and he is talking to somebody, he often trots out some rather risqué statements. Why? So that those viewers who are lip reading can get a bit of a laugh (He’s never had a complaint yet!)
Oh, and coming full circle. Paul was in Brighton where he was introduced to top musician Barry Wickens – violinist with Cockney Rebel. The usual "You’ll know Drew McAdam..." conversation then ensued... Again, it’s a small world, in’it?.

I’LL BET YOU THINK YOU KNOW THIS...
A different version of FOOTSTEPS
One night a man had a dream.He dreamed he was walking alongthe beach with the Lord.
Across the dark sky flashed scenes from his life.For each scene, he noticedtwo sets of footprints in the sand,one belonging to him and the other to the Lord.
When the last scene of his life flashed before him,he looked back at the footprints in the sand.He noticed that many times along the path of his lifethere was only one set of footprints.He also noticed that it happened at thevery lowest and saddest times in his life.This bothered him and he questioned the Lord about it.
"Lord, you said that once I decided to follow you,you'd walk with me all the way.But I have noticed that during the mosttroublesome times in my life there isonly one set of footprints.I don't understand why, when I needed you most,you would leave me."
The Lord replied "My precious, precious child,I love you and would never leave you.When you see only one set of footprints in the sand,THAT WAS WHEN I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE FUN IF WE BOTH HOPPED.

NEXT MONTH’S GIGS
Ratho Inn
Ramada Jarvis, Edinburgh
London
Dalhousie Castle (2)
Livingston
Marriot Hotel
Aberdeen
Worcester
Bicester
Symington
Stirling University

See you all next month. Till then, remember: any day spent above ground, is a good one!

ENDS

July 2005

2006-12-07T13:52:00.000-08:00

INTRODUCTION
There’s a lot in this one… so I’m keeping it as short as possible. That said, this is the first time the newsletter hasn’t gone out on the 1st of the month. Reason? Couldn’t be bothered… so, sue me! Actually, computer problems, but I wanted to sound cool... did it worK?

MY BOOK…
is still selling well, bringing me a host of lovely correspondence from around the globe. And it’s all thanks to the brain of Ian Rowland and the brawn of the distributor. Review copies have now been sent out to numerous magazines and Internet forum owners…. This’ll be interesting!

ARTICLES
Had a great 3-page spread in SHE magazine (now how many men can say THAT?!), which was flagged up with a double-page spread in the SUNDAY MAIL last month. Mind you, the newspaper used a terrible photograph in which, I’m certain, somebody (and I have my suspicions who!) had added hair with a felt-tipped marker! However, they made up for it by referring to me as Mind Master McAdam – which isn’t too bad. And "Guru Drew" – which has a certain ring to it, and would look particularly good on my business card, doncha’ think?

The result of recent coverage was a flurry of fascinating emails from readers. One in particular is from Claire, who sent me a gorgeous, naturally heart-shaped stone she found on a beach. How nice was that? Cheers m’ dears!

GIGS THIS MONTH
Always quiet, July and August. Even so, I was at Rosythe Naval Base. Faslane nuclear sub base, (I’m beginning to think that sailors like me!) Private party for Tod MacDonald in Ayr. A wedding at Garvock House Hotel, Dunfermline, and a cabaret spot at the Apex International Hotel for a well-known Scottish beverage company. I must have "dun good" because they have asked me to do the "big one" in Windsor later this year.

A BOOK FROM ZENON
Interested in magic? Or do you know somebody who is interested in magic? Well, if that’s the case then I have some good news for you. Well-known magician and TV personality Paul Zenon kindly sent me a copy of his new book "Street Magic". It’s fantastic. It’s a real "coffee table" book, with superb colour plates. But the real news is that there are so many secrets in it that, he tells me, some members of the Magic Circle have taken umbrage at him! Whatever, get yourself a copy!

Here’s a copy of my review of the book, by the way: "This is what a REAL magic book looks like. Zenon, certainly one of the UK’s best known and best loved magicians, was the guy who started TV Street Magic. (Yes, before that Blaine chap!) And his book, by that name reflects somebody who knows what he’s talking about.

This is a hardback coffee-table book, beautifully produced on top grade paper, with superb colour plates.

If you’re already a magician, you’re going to hate this, because Zenon has not been shy about offering the best possible tricks. He tips everything. In fact, he’s tipped so much that, apparently, some of the members of the prestigious Magic Circle are up in arms.

A quick look through and you can see why! Some of the most closely guarded secrets of magic in general – and street magic in particular - are explained in full colour, with nothing missed out.

As a collector of magic books, this is the one most magicians will wish they’d got years ago, rather than the endless stream of low-grade card trick books. Quite simply, if you’ve seen it on TV – and only the very best is used there – then it’s in this book.

You simply cannot go wrong with this. Zenon may have upset some of his fellow professionals, but there’s little doubt that many aspiring magicians are going to take this on board and run with it. Out with the old, in with the new!"

TRIPS AWAY
Was on several trips with my FCC (Female Companion of Choice) this month. The first was to Manchester – where we saw Oasis at the Manchester City Football Ground, then taken on a private tour of the city… Don’t worry, Liam, the piece WILL be written!

Another trip was of the camping variety – no, a REAL camping trip, with wet matches, a tent and a wee fire in the woods at the side of the river Lyon in the shadow of towering mountains. Not satisfied with that, as a surprise, I found myself in much more splendid accommodation on the island of Arran for a few days. Peace. Tranquillity. Beauty.

Worst part of the Arran trip was that we only just made it off the ferry and back onto the mainland before we had to call the RAC. A Porsche engine? Haaa! A £4 rotor arm… whatever one of THEM is. Oh, and talking about that sort of thing… have you ever tried getting in and out of the bucket seats of a roadster? Jeez, guaranteed you’re going to do yourself a mischief. There is NO way it can be done without huffing and puffing. It is impossible to exit the vehicle with ANY dignity! All I can say is: thank God I wasn’t wearing my kilt!

Best part of the island trip (besides the beauty of the place, stunning weather, and munching on a fish supper at the harbour) was meeting up with top after-dinner speaker, and ex-governor of Glasgow’s Barlinnie Prison, Robbie Glen and his wife, Elspeth. They have a gorgeous holiday home on the island, with a commanding view over the Clyde. They also have ten wonderful dogs – King Charles’ – of which my favourite (sorry, Robbie) is Alice. So there.

FILM NIGHTS
Took in two films this month – War of the Worlds, with its nightmarish cinematography, and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Both, I thought, were great… though I did go to see WOTW twice - a thing I rarely do. Anybody know where I can buy one of those tripods? Or, failing that, Willie Wonka glasses?

GUID NIGHT OOT
Had a "Scribblers Night Oot". (That’s the reviewer’s for the Edinburgh Evening News.) Great fun, and exactly what I needed, with some hilarious banter around the table. I, of course, was the sensible one. Some of the others went on to Diane’s Pool Hall, and then blagged their way into The Liquid Rooms. The story goes that one of their number – you know who you are, GF – arrived home at 4am minus his trousers, and with no recollection as to what had happened.

TALKING ABOOT GUID NIGHTS OOT...
Some of you will have already heard me rave about Romany, the Diva of Magic (she was one of the fortunate few who made it to the Island of Sark). Flamboyant and funny. Well, I’ll be meeting up with her later, because she is appearing in FABARET 10-25th Aug – as part of the Edinburgh Festival. You can catch the show at Midnight, Wed-Sat, The City Cafe, Blair Street.

SAD TIMES
Thoughts are with Uri Geller, who’s mum died this month, and with Len (the Silver Fox) Murray, who lost his wife Elizabeth. There’s not really a lot you can say, is there?

AND IN CLOSING
This from Donald at Diagnostic Instruments (with a small addition from Claire). I really liked this, and I hope you like it, too...
Take a break from your grown up life… Just for a minute, forget everything stressful and readthis.
Close your eyes and go back in time... Before the Internet or the Apple Mac. Before semi-automatics, joyriders and crack... Before SEGA or Super Nintendo...Way back...I'm talking about Hide and Seek in the park.
The corner shop. Hopscotch. Butterscotch. Skipping. Handstands. Fingerbob. Beano, Dandy, Buster, Twinkle and Dennis the Menace. Roly Poly. Hula Hoops, jumping the stream, building dams.The smell of the sun and fresh cut grass. Bazooka Joe bubble gum.Opal Fruits. An ice cream cone on a warm summer night from the van that plays a tune.
Chocolate or vanilla or strawberry ormaybe Neapolitan or perhaps a screwball. Wait......Watching Saturday morning cartoons... Short commercials. Road Runner, He-Man, Zeebedee, Crackerjack. Tiswas or Swapshop? and 'Why Don't You'? - or staying up for Doctor Who. When around the corner seemed far away, and going into town seemed like going somewhere. Earwigs, wasps, stinging nettles and bee stings. Sticky fingers. Cops and Robbers, Cowboys and Indians, and Zorro.Climbing trees.Building igloos out of snow banks. Walking to school, no matter what the weather. Running till you were out of breath, laughing so hard that your stomach hurt. Jumping on the bed. Pillow fights. Spinning around, getting dizzy and falling down was cause for giggles.Being tired from playing... remember THAT? The worst embarrassment was being picked last for a team. Water balloons were the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. Football cards in the spokes transformed any bike into a motorcycle. I'm not finished just yet.....Eating raw jelly. Orange squash. Ice pops. Remember when...There were two types of trainers - girls and boys, and Dunlop Green Flash - and the only time you wore them at school was for P.E. You knew everyone in your street -and so did your parents. It wasn't odd to have two or three "best" friends. You didn't sleep a wink on Christmas Eve.When nobody owned a pure-bred dog. When 25p was decent pocket money. When you'd reach into a muddy gutter for a penny.When nearly everyone's mum was at home when the kids got there.It was magic when dad would "remove" his thumb.When it was considered a great privilege to be taken out to dinner at a real restaurant with your parents. When any parent could discipline any kid, or feed him, or use him to carry groceries - and nobody, not even the kid, thought a thing of it.When being sent to the head's office was nothing compared to the fate that awaited a misbehaving pupil at home. Basically, we were in fear for our lives but it wasn't because of drive-by shootings, drugs, gangs etc. Parents and grandparents were a much bigger threat!…and some of us are still afraid of them!!Didn't that feel good? Just to go back and say, Yeah, I remember that! Remember when....Important decisions were made by going " Ip Dip Dog Sh*t ""Race issue" meant arguing about who ran the fastest.Money issues were handled by whoever was the banker in "Monopoly". The worst thing you could catch from the opposite sex was germs. And the worst thing in your day was having to sit next to one. It was unbelievable that 'British Bulldog 123' wasn't an Olympic event. Having a weapon in school, meant being caught with a catapult. Nobody was prettier than Mum. Scrapes and bruises were kissed and made better. Taking drugs meant orange-flavoured chewable aspirin. Ice cream was considered a basic food group. Getting a foot of snow was a dream come true. Older siblings were the worst tormentors, but also the fiercest protectors. If you can remember most or all of these, then you have LIVED. So why not pass this on to anyone who may need a break from their "grown up" life...I DOUBLE-DOUBLE DARE YOU!

Have A GREAT August, and I’ll see you on the other side!

Drew
www.drewmcadam.co.uk

June 2005

2006-12-06T13:07:00.000-08:00

INTRODUCTION
"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand, strawberries in the other – body thoroughly used up, totally worn out - and screaming, "Woo-Hoo! What a ride!"

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Well, this month was supposed to be a quiet one... but it wasn’t!
In short, my book is out. (Sorry, but it’s only for those "in the industry") and is doing exceptionally well, despite the fact that the marketing / review campaign hasn’t even kicked off yet. According to the distributor: "I thought you'd like to know that, as well as the UK and USA, your book has ALREADY been ordered by customers in Belgium, Ireland, Austria, Australia, Spain, Sweden and Japan!" How cool is that?

Perhaps of more interest to readers. If your name is in this list, then you received a mention in the acknowledgements at the back of the book (a copy of the thanks and acknowledgements section is reproduced at the end of this newsletter, so you can see what I said about you!) This is specifically aimed at those who have helped get my career to where it is already – and, yes, a lot of you aren’t mentioned. Believe me, that’s down to lack of space rather than lack of gratitude. Here’s the list: EDDIE ANDERSON, DAVE ARCARI, PAUL BRIGNALL DAVE CAIRNS, STUART FARQUHAR, URI GELLER, DOUGLAS GILLESPIE, TOM DUFFIN, ROBBIE GLEN, FIONA GOLDTHORPE, IAN GRINDLAY, STEVE HARLEY, DON JACK, TED KARMILOVICH, KENNY AND NOEL (TWICE) AT TMC, STEVE LINDSAY, LIOR MANOR, RICHARD MARK, HORSE MACDONALD, GERRY MACFARLANE, COLIN MCLEOD, IAN MCLURG, BILLY MCMURRAY, JOHN MORTON, LEN MURRAY, MARC OBERON, MARC PAUL, FAY PRESTO, PAT QUINN, IAN ROWLAND, LIAM RUDDEN,, MARC SALEM AND TOVA, TOM SOLLEY AND PAUL ZENON.

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GET "SHE" MAGAZINE THIS MONTH
Out this month (JULY) is the August edition of the prestigious SHE Magazine. There’s a cracking big piece about an experiment I carried out with three families. Like The Scotsman piece that was out last month (a full page, but it carried a photograph of Tom Cruise instead of me – long story) it’s written by JOAN MCFADYN, so it’ll be thoughtfully constructed, well written, and beautifully crafted. In other words, a belter. And after the day-long photos-shoot, they’d better not have used Cruise’s picture again! Get your newsagent to put a copy aside, now!

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Just what I needed: Phone call from LIAM RUDDEN at the Evening News. "What are you doing from Sunday through to Tuesday?" he asks. "Nothing", says I. The result? I’m flying off to Manchester with my FCC (Female Companion of Choice, for new subscribers to this newsletter) for an all-expenses-paid 3-day break, which includes tickets to the sell-out Oasis concert! And in return? I have to write a short travel piece. Wheeeee! Thanks, Liam.

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GIGS THIS MONTH:
Steady, without being under pressure, describes this month’s gig list. There was a pre-conference gig for an oil company in Aberdeen, then straight on to the Dunkeld Hilton and a cabaret spot for a major blue-chip company. There was also a gig at Rosyth Naval Base and a cracking little gig for university directors at Pollock Halls in the company of the WONDERFUL GARY JAMES. Then there was another return gig at the Moathouse Hotel in Glasgow for a medical group. Busy enough, considering this is the quietest time of year.

Oh, yes, and I turned 50 this month, but was a pallbearer at a funeral on the morning of my birthday. So, not much to celebrate there, really.

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A NEW BABY! (No, not mine)
Congratulations, though, to MIKE PICKFORD, Swallow Hotel manager extrodinaire who has used my services many times, and a call from him is always welcome. He became the proud father of a beautiful baby daughter, Ella Louise. Apparently, he was hoping for a chocolate-coloured Labrador, but a daughter will do just fine! He says: "Both mother and daughter are well and conning me out of money for clothes shopping, (first stop when we got out of hospital - Next). Congratulations, mate!

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AND ANOTHER NEW BABY
Congratulations to MARC SALEM and TOVA on the birth of their latest grandchild.

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WEIRD E-MAIL
Just in from top entertainer – comedy and mentalism, JOHN ARCHER, with whom I’ll be meeting up again later this year. Apparently, Kabul in Afghanistan is hot-hot-hot at this time of year. What ARE you doing there?

SCRUBS
Those of you who know me well know that I’m hooked on the SCRUBS television show – it’s about the only thing I watch. Well, the first series is out on DVD. Do yourself a favour, (a) buy it (b) phone in to work sick (3) slump onto your sofa and watch all 24 episodes, plus extras, back to back.

DREW – ON DVD (Somebody else’s)
Now, here’s a stunner. During the 1970’s, STEVE HARLEY & Cockney Rebel were amongst the most distinctive of British rock brands. Original lyrics and memorable melodies combined to produce enduring songs, the highlight of which is the unmistakable Make Me Smile (Come Up and See Me). Well, Steve has a new DVD – filmed live at the Isle of Wight Festival and in Edinburgh. It really is a cracker. There’s also an on-the-road documentary, featuring sound-check and interviews with band members, crew and Steve himself. In the band member interview, there are also a couple of interviews with... ME! And, yes, I bend a spoon for the camera. You can get hold of the DVD at
http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00096J1GO/qid=1120146216/sr=8-1/ref=pd_ka_1/026-0382577-1524407

THANKS AND ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
The following list is in alphabetical order, and comprises many of those people I would like to thank in person. Each of them, in some way, has had an impact on what I perform, and how I perform. In other words, it’s their fault!
Eddie Anderson, a genuine, talented editor and businessman who has always supported me, in a myriad of ways, as has Dave Arcari, musician and PR guru who, when the chips are down, is always available to lend a hand. (Usually picking up the chips!) Paul Brignall has given freely of his time and talent. A funny, funny, man, and top-flight magician, he is a joy to know. The same goes for Dave Cairns, whose support, help and friendship knows no bounds. Stuart Farquhar has always been genuinely interested in what I’m up to. He has a real writing talent and is a good friend. Uri Geller also has a talent! He is also a good friend and is one of the most generous, genuine, enthusiastic and positive people I know. Douglas Gillespie is one switched-on agent, and a jolly nice fellow to boot, whereas Tom Duffin is just plain crazy – but thank you for teaching me to fly. Robbie Glen, ex-governor of Barlinnie Prison, is an after-dinner speaker, who has offered me advice and guidance, and who has only one equal. (See Len Murray, below.) Fiona Goldthorpe, a lovely lady and an efficient and effective agent. Ian Grindlay for letting me ride in his helicopter – even though I broke it once (though not as much as he did when he hit the power cables!) The full-of-life Steve Harley, one of my boyhood heroes, always a supporter and, more importantly, a friend. For that I thank you – and for your music, of course. (Not all heroes have feet of clay!) Don Jack, bright, intelligent and a real "ideas" man. Paul Johnson a long-time friend and one of the best. He’s also the sound of reason, never afraid to tell me when I’m going off the rails. Ted Karmilovich a top-notch performer and ideas man – one of the top geezers in our field. He will always be the real "pooshy galore" (Sorry, private joke!) Kenny and Noel (they come as a double-act) from TMC - entertainment agents who go to great pains to support, encourage and explain – thanks, lads. The late Steve Lindsay. I’ve learned a lot from you. Steve was a man who truly realised that his magic was a business. Lior Manor, thanks for the laughs we’ve had. And thanks, too, for being so willing to share your ideas and ingenious corporate concepts. There wasn’t a duff one among them! Richard Mark, quiet and unassuming, a real rock in the world of mentalism. Horse MacDonald; the Scottish diva. Your music and your voice, made me laugh and, equally, made me cry. Gerry MacFarlane: a friend for over thirty years, he probably knows me better than any man alive on this planet. And that’s worrying! Gerry is somebody who, with only a word or two can make me double up in laughter. We’ll probably die, sitting on a park bench, sharing memories and mint imperials. I hope so. Colin McLeod. If you want to know what the future face of mentalism is, you need look no further. Colin has more workable ideas per hour than I have in a decade. Whereas Colin came up with the mentalism goods, Ian McLurg’s talent lies with computers. He has put my little grey box back together one time more than I’ve managed to break it. Billy McMurray is much, much more than a fellow paraglider pilot. He is funny, interesting, and a darned good mate. Cheers, chum! And whereas Billy is one of my bestest friends in the whole world, John Morton is one of those rare things: a client who has also become a friend. Besides having a wicked sense of humour, he is one of the brightest men I have ever had the pleasure of meeting. Len Murray is an after-dinner speaker, and a thoroughly likeable bloke, who has offered me advice and guidance, and who has only one equal. (See Robbie Glen, above.) Noel and Kenny from TMC for looking after me, having confidence in me, and getting me some cracking gigs. Marc Oberon is a fantastic magician. He is quiet, unassuming and a specialist in his art. The same can be said of nice-guy Marc Paul (Officially "The World’s Greatest Mind Reader"), and Fay Presto who is always generous with her time and her ideas. Pat Quinn: There is nobody in this world quite like Pat. A writer of some repute, his way with words is second to none. He’s a real diamond geezer, as they would say in his part of the world. A gentleman and a scholar, rather like Ian Rowland, a special friend and mentor. He is generous with his time and his ideas, and engaging in his concepts and conversation – never a dull moment. Liam Rudden, the entertainment editor at the Edinburgh Evening News; thanks for all your encouragement. Marc Salem and Tova – two of my favourite people in this world. More than just friends, you are family. Thanks for your "picture perfect" friendship. I owe you more than you’ll ever know. Tom Solley is more than "just" an agent. I appreciate the advice and the guidance. And I thank you for your friendship. Paul Zenon just for being Paul Zenon, somebody who has taken magic, re-invented it, and made it more entertaining than it was before... It’s always a pleasure.
Thanks also to those people and things that give my life the special texture and colour. Each one of them has brought something special into my life and made my being on this planet a richer experience: Alice Cooper, Vespa Scooters, Fender guitars, North Berwick, all my buddies, Laphroaig Whisky, Moira (my paraglider), Balquhidder, and last but not least, Li’l Emily and her mummy, Susan.

May 2005

2006-12-06T13:02:00.000-08:00

THIS MONTH:
On the Island of Sark
Photo-shoot
Shows
Art for Art's sake
Derren Brown
Book
Feel Small

ON THE ISLAND OF SARK
Highlight of the month – if not the year – was a visit to Sark (a tiny island in the Channel Islands.) Okay, this was no ordinary visit, and was surrounded by secrecy that would have made Area 51 proud. Sark is only one mile wide by three miles long and has a population of only 600. It has no real roads to speak of, no street furniture, and no street lighting. The only way to get around is by walking or on bike. That’s yer choices, mate.
But to this place came some of the top mindreaders in the world – and me. (I think I was invited to make the others look good!) It was a private invitation to a social function, from our wonderful host Peter Willats, but we also agreed to put on a couple of shows for the islanders... in the village hall. No lights. No PA. Just a hall and folding chairs.

It really took the island by storm, and word that a top-flight "magic" show was taking place spread like wildfire. (Somebody calculated that the second show pulled in around 30% of the island population. If that had happened in London, we would have filled Wembley Stadium 15 times over. Nice thought!) Here were seven top-class acts plus Drew McAdam, performing together on the same stage. Unbelievable. The list of performers boasted Romany, (Diva of magic), John Archer, Marc Paul and Banachek. The next night, it was Ian Rowland, Yours truly, Spyros Melaris, Luke Jermay and Banachek. Now look, I know these names might not mean much to you... so just do a quick Google search and scare yourself... these are SERIOUS performers in my industry. And I must say, besides being Great Fun (despite arriving late due to airport delays) it was also an incredible honour. Guys, I’m delighted that the Sark Pirates will be back on the open seas soon!

Oh, by the way, you can read the story here. And, if you’re eagle-eyed, you’ll see a couple of photographs of me in a kilt!

http://www.sark.info/index.cfm?fuseaction=news.index

PHOTO SHOOT
There was one reeeeally long day at the beginning of May. It began in the morning with a photo-shoot for a big article that’s appearing in the prestigious SHE magazine. (Thanks to top feature writer Joan McFadyn for that.) The article is planned for the August edition, which means it will be out in July – you work it out! . Thanks go to makeup artist Vanya, and top photographer Mark Hamilton.

By the time we had finished it was almost evening, so I had to drive straight up to the St Andrews Bay Hotel for an after-dinner cabaret spot for select employees from a hotel chain.

SHOWS:
I was back at the Hilton Treetops, Aberdeen AGAIN, three times this month for a total of five appearances, performing for a variety of oil companies. And as always I took my mini DVD player to fill in the long lonely hours (yeah, right!) and happened to take a Billy Connolly Live – greatest Hits DVD. I had forgotten how funny that is... only to be watched if you have an inhaler and you’re wearing incontinence knickers. I also had a private function at the Yu Chinese restaurant in Union Street, Aberdeen. As always, I went there early to check out the location, and parked in one of the nearby carparks. Getting out of the car, I turned round and bumped right into Billy Connolly! Of course, I just happened to have his DVD and a Sharpie pen handy. Woo-hoo! How cool is that?
Interestingly, following a chat with the car park attendant, I was given a challenge: if I could tell him how much change he had in his pocket, he would let me park for free... so THAT saved me £2.60!

ART FOR ART’S SAKE:
One of my other gigs was a reception at the Glasgow Museum of Modern Art. Okay, I’m a Philistine, and I really don’t get that stuff. Am I the only one who finds this funny – thoughtfully scrutinising a fire extinguisher then casually asking passers-by: "I don’t know... What does it say to you?" Hee hee.

Oh, and Brian? Thanks for the wonderful cut-out silhouette you did of me.

DERREN BROWN:
I do hope some of you at least managed to catch Derren Brown’s live shows – the Something Wicked This Way Comes tour. The show is superb. There was also The Gathering on Channel 4 this month, in which Derren performed most of his act from the first tour. I reviewed the Edinburgh Show for the Evening News, and you can read the review at www.scotsman.com – or from this link http://news.scotsman.com/index.cfm?id=591952005 (hopefully that will get you past the need for a password.) By the way, it was great to meet up with so many old friends, who had come independently to see the show. Andy, Thornton, WeeVonn (no E) Tod, Mark, Andy (2), and all the others... I seemed to bump into so many of you. And,, Martha, thanks for the invite to the wee games night afterwards. The chilli chocolate is still working its magic – and the toilet roll is in the fridge!

BOOK:
At long last, my book (only for those in "the industry" I’m afraid!) is printed and at the distributors, ready to go. There’s going to be a couple of week’s delay, due to unforeseen circumstances (I’m not psychic, you know) and then it’s off and running. If pre-publication interest is anything to go by, the distributor is going to be busy!

HERE’S A FUN THING IF YOU WANT TO FEEL SMALL:
http://micro.magnet.fsu.edu/primer/java/scienceopticsu/powersof10/View the Milky Way at 10 million light years from the Earth. Then move through space towards the Earth in successive orders of magnitude until you reach a tall oak tree just outside the buildings of the National High Magnetic Field Laboratory in Tallahassee, Florida. After that, begin to move from the actual size of a leaf into a microscopic world that reveals leaf cell walls, the cell nucleus, chromatin, DNA and finally, into the subatomic universe of electrons and protons. "And I think to myself, what a wonderful world."

Hope you all keep in good health – and I’ll see you next month. If there’s anything interesting going on in your life, PLEASE drop me a line and let me know. I love to hear from you all.

Best wishes,
Drew

April 2005

2006-12-06T12:54:00.000-08:00

THIS MONTH:
Charity gig cancelled
Woman’s own article
Annie Get Your Gun
Glasgow Moathouse
Rocky Horror
St Vincent’s Hospice Charity Ball
The Atrium
Tattoo Convention and Belly Dancing
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Do you remember I mentioned in the last newsletter about a charity gig to take place on May 6? Well, forget it! Dave Cairns – who kindly offered his services to the charity concerned - reliably informs me that the organisers haven’t actually managed to organise anything, so he has reluctantly pulled out, and taken me with him. Bummer, huh?

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Weird gig, this. An Aberdeen agent who also runs the Aberdeen Golden Break Pool Club asked me to put on a short demonstration of my skills. Loadsa booze and loadsa laughs – but darned hard work! Good fun, though.
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The same agent had arranged accommodation at the Ferryhill House Hotel, and to my absolute delight a whole squad of scooter enthusiasts turned up with their mirror bedecked machines. "Weearamods, weearamods, weear weear weearra mods." (If you haven’t seen Quadrophenia, you won’t get it.) My own Vespa 125 paled into insignificance next to these works of chrome art.

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Now for something I’ll bet you didn’t know – as my FCC (female companion of choice) and I discovered: it is impossible to make cheese toasties in a hotel room trouser press. So there.

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The Woman’s Own article came out – beautifully written by Nuala, and expertly photographed by Jim. It brought a host of emails, which I have slowly been working my way through. Next month, I’m doing an all-day photo shoot for an article in SHE magazine. I’ll let you know how it goes.

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It’s not often I get to review gigs and shows for the Edinburgh Evening News these days due to pressure of work. However, I managed to slot in a review of Annie Get You Gun at the Church Hill Theatre, with Susan Daish starring as Annie Oakley, and Alistair Thomas as Frank Butler. Most enjoyable. Good to be at the blunt end of a pen again.

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There was a pharmaceutical conference at the Glasgow Moathouse Hotel, right on the Clyde, this month, and I had the great pleasure of performing for the delegates. Although I’m quite comfortable on stage I made the mistake of turning up waaaay too early. With the venue laid out for an audience of around 300, the roadies were putting up the star curtain, stage, lighting gantries and PA... There were chains, pulleys and scaffolding everywhere. Usually, I just turn up, do my sound check, and it’s ready to go. I suddenly realised that all this activity was being done for one thing and one thing alone - and then the spotlight was going to be on me. It took me about an hour before I could prise myself back out of the toilet.

Still, it was a great gig, thoroughly enjoyable and a whole heap of fun... the audience seemed to enjoy it, too!

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Well done to Liam Rudden, Entertainment Editor at the E.E.N. He produced and directed a tasty little production at the Roxy Art House. Entitled The Virgin’s Guide to the Rocky Horror Picture Show, it boasted a nice little slant (the history of the show and its rise to cult status) along with some mighty fine singers. It was a real treat and should be taking to the road soon for some performances around the country. I’ll keep you informed. If you’re a fan of the RHPS, don’t miss it.

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It was all Len Murray’s fault. He was the one who recommended me. So, there I was on stage at the Glynhill Hotel in Glasgow for the St Vincent’s Hospice Charity Ball. They raised a pile of cash for what is a very worthy cause. One thing that made me rather nervous is that one of the auction items was... eh, me. I’ve never been auctioned before, and I was worried that my true worth would be the wrong side of a tenner. The highest bidder would win a 45-minute show at a venue of their own choosing. To my great delight (and I really was worried about this) I went for £500! Well done Mitchell Self-Drive Hire. See you soon!

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I thought it would be a bog-standard gig, just table hopping for a large group of EEC delegates and members of the international airport authorities from around the world at The Atrium. Well, I had one of the best times I’ve ever had. Not only was it a remarkably civilised affair, but I’ve never actually had standing ovations at dinner tables before! What a fantastic bunch of people they were – which explains why I was one of the last to leave!

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What is it about Aberdeen that produces all the weird gigs? I was engaged to "do my thing" at a tattoo convention at the City Hotel. Jeez, I’ve seen some weird and wonderful sights, but this beats most of them into a cocked hat.

However, one of the highlights was that the other act was the Gypsy Fire Tribal Belly Dancing Troupe. (No, not the sleazy type!) They were a hit. Colourful, energetic, graceful and totally different. It’s a real spectacle. Entertainment agents who are on the lookout for something completely different take note. (Unfortunately there’s not a web site yet, but watch this space.) They already have provisional bookings for at least four more shows from that single appearance.

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Want a bit of fun on the web? Want your mind read? Try this... http://digicc.com/fido/

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NEXT MONTH: you ain’t going to believe what’s going on next month, so I’m saving it all to tell you then. (Apart from which, I’m sworn to secrecy) but it’s going to be a lulu!

Best wishes,

Drew

March 2005

2006-12-06T12:48:00.000-08:00

Hi, how are you? All well, and full of zest for life? Good!

IT'S A LONG ONE THIS MONTH, BUT THERE'S SOME REAL GOOD STUFF HERE. SO IF YOU'RE TIGHT FOR TIME, SAVE IT FOR LATER, OR JUST PRINT IT OFF AND READ IT AT YOUR LEISURE.

THIS MONTH –
 CHARITY GIG COMING UP – STICK IT IN YOU DIARY. WHAT A BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY MEN AT WORK OUT OF THE MOUTH OF BABES... GIGS THIS MONTH INTERESTING ARTICLE, I THOUGHT: WOMAN'S OWN WHAT THE ‘L’ WAS THAT? SPEELING BECOME A MIND READER – IT'S EASY! STEVE HARLEY

CHARITY GIG COMING UP – STICK IT IN YOU DIARY.
As most of you know, I tend to only do corporate gigs these days. Increasingly, I'm asked: 'Where can we catch your show?' Well, by special request, I've been asked to do a charity gig, which is open to anybody and everybody. It's being organised by Dave Cairns, so if it all goes boobies up, that's who to blame! Here are the details, as passed to me:Place: Forest Cafe. 3 Bristo Place, Edinburgh, EH1 1EY Tel: 0131. 220. 4538 Time: 6pm-11pm (includes a quiz night)
Date: May 6Cause: The Scottish Community Foundation (With all moneys going to community groups and local charities within Scotland.) www.scottishcommunityfoundation.comPrice: Donations at the door recommended £4.Dave says: 'I had planned doing the quiz in two half with Drew sandwiched in the middle. Drew can pick his own on-stage time and I will work round him.'So there, you know as much as me now! I hope to see you there! (You WILL say ‘hello’, won’t you?

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL COUNTRYI was invited to perform at the Craigendaroch Hilton in Ballater – a long way away. Getting there involved a drive North into the splendour of the Highlands, through Perth, Blairgowrie, Glenshee and Royal Deeside. Funny, but I got to thinking about all the times I had taken that route before. And I realised that I had been that way with just about everybody who is dear to me in this life.

Perth has always been a favourite city of mine – a gateway to numerous adventures in the North. And when I was about seven or eight, I used to stay at my Aunt's in the village of Blairgowrie. However, Glenshee is the place I love the most. And while driving up that winding road, through a winter wonderland of blue sky, sunlight, thick clumps of snow that clung to the trees and lay as a mantle on the lofty mountains, memories came flooding back. Whether it was skiing. Paragliding. Walking. Or just standing. Trying to sober up, and admiring the breathtaking views.
From youth club days, my teenage friends and I spent many a happy weekend there. Staying up all night just chatting in The Compass Ski Lodge. My special paragliding chums, bedding down in the lodge near The Spittal. A romantic meal and superb company at Dalmunzie. Walks along the Dee near Balmoral... So many extraordinary people with whom I share so many special memories.

I swear, as I drove up that road, there was a long line of old ghosts who stood on the roadside snow-banks and waved as I passed by. Ahh – cherished memories: and there I was making a new one!

Sometimes, its a shame that change is inevitable ... except from a vending machine, of course!

MEN AT WORK
Anyway, while I'm on that subject, and before I get too maudlin, while I was driving I was listening to the soundtrack from the TV show Scrubs. There is one fabulous track by Colin Hay (Ex-80’s band 'Men at Work'), and I remember him telling me about it at the Festival last year. He said that an audience member had requested he 'sing the one about the goats coming and going.' Goats? What song was that? Eventually, he realised that his Number One Fan was talking about 'Overkill' in which the chorus runs:Day after day it reappearsNight after night my heartbeat shows the fearGHOSTS appear and fade away...

What's truly worrying about this is that there is an individual who, for twenty-odd years, actually though the song was about hoofed, bearded livestock!

OUT OF THE MOUTH OF BABES...Children; don't ya' just love 'em? After a recent show, one lady told me about her 4-year old daughter whom she had taken horse riding. When they finished, the trainer suggested that the little girl settle the beast and thank it for the ride by giving the horse a clap. The little girl walked over to the animal. Paused. And then gave it a little round of applause! Cute, huh?

GIGS THIS MONTHAnd then it was back up to Aberdeenshire... I drove to Aberdeen, for a welcome return to the Hilton Treetops Hotel and a little gig for Shell Oil. Next morning, I was off to Peterhead, and a gig for my old friend Mike Pickford, manager of the Waterside Swallow Hotel. The show was a load of fun for all concerned, and the after-gig session went on until the small hours. This would be a good place to stop and congratulate Mike on all the good things going on in his life right now. There's his new wife. A baby on the way. And his new job. Some guys have all the luck!

Besides the Aberdeen and Peterhead performances, other gigs this month included the Sheraton Hotel, Edinburgh for The Oil Club, where I was on alongside top magician Scott Cuthbertson. If you ever get the chance to see Scott in action, grab it with both hands. One of the tricks he does, which I just love, is when he takes a rubber band, borrows a wedding band (wedding ring that is, not four-piece group!), feeds the ring onto the elastic....and there it is, the rubber looped inside the ring. The two are joined together like two links of a chain! How DOES he do that?!

Jay Scott Berry and Mark Fiskin, two hardworking magicians, asked me along to The Caves (part of the Old City under the streets of Edinburgh) to help out with a charity gig. They were instrumental in raising over £1000 for Edinburgh charity Waverley Care. Well done, lads!
Actually, to make it in time to the charity gig, I had to leg it a full tilt down the High Street from Edinburgh Castle where I had been performing for a corporate dinner. THAT's the reason I was out of breath!

When I was first approached for this one, I thought I was going to be playing Saughton Prison, and had thoughts of 'Hello, I'm Johnny Cash!' swimming in my head. However, it turned out to be Saughton Prison Officer's club. And what a fantastic night I had! Admittedly, a lot of that was due to Dave Cairns, who brought in all my equipment, and kept in full control of the sound all night. I don't normally play clubs, but some of you will know that this one was a personal challenge to me (As a young lad back in 1976, I died on that stage, and went off to the sound of my own footsteps!) However, the one-hour performance just flew past, and this time I left to cries of 'More!' One more ghost exorcised!

INTERESTING ARTICLE, I THOUGHT:The Psychology Of Repetitive Reading by A. K. Lee, M.D., Ph.D., Department of Psychology and Psychiatry, University Medical CollegeDemocratic People's Republic of KoreaINTRODUCTIONHuman beings can be induced to carry out many kinds of repetitive actions. In this experiment, the author asked 200 subjects to read a very repetitive essay. The essay consisted of a single paragraph repeated several times. Each subject was told beforehand that the essay was highly repetitive. The result was surprising. Ninety-two per cent of the subjects read the essay completely from beginning to end.THE EXPERIMENTHuman beings can be induced to carry out many kinds of repetitive actions. In this experiment, the author asked 200 subjects to read a very repetitive essay. The essay consisted of a single paragraph repeated several times. Each subject was told beforehand that the essay was highly repetitive. The result was surprising. Ninety-two per cent of the subjects read the essay completely from beginning to end.RESULTS AND DEDUCTIONSHuman beings can be induced to carry out many kinds of repetitive actions. In this experiment, the author asked 200 subjects to read a very repetitive essay. The essay consisted of a single paragraph repeated several times. Each subject was told beforehand that the essay was highly repetitive. The result was surprising. Ninety-two per cent of the subjects read the essay completely from beginning to end.© Copyright 2003 Annals of Improbable Research (AIR)

WOMAN'S OWN
For those who are interested... There's going to be an article in Woman's Own, coming out on April 5 (Tuesday) covering some of the performers at The Medium Cabaret we filmed down in Liverpool last month. The interview was carried out by Nuala (a lovely woman) I just hope she's said nice things about me!

WHAT THE ‘L’ WAS THAT?
Ian McLurg is somebody who has managed to put my computer back together one more time than I've managed to break it... He passed on the following story to The Sunday Post:The IT department of a Dunfermline company received an emailed plea from an employee this week. 'My aptop computer keyboard has a fauty etter. Can you guess which one? Have you a spare? No urgency as I can pug a norma keyboard into the aptop.' He got his repacement - once the IT ads stopped roing on the foor aughing!

MY PRIVATE MAIL
Okay, usually correspondence with me is private, but I just had to share this one with you. It's from Stuart Farquhar, one of the most talented young writers around, who has now won much-deserved promotion. Here's how to write a thank you letter, should you ever need to:I’m leaving the Herald and Post soon to become special reports deputy editor at the Scotsman, which is basically helping produce one-off supplements, etc. across the titles.We'll still keep in touch I'm sure, but on this earth-shatteringly historic occasion, it seems only right that I thank you so, so, so much for all the help, advice, opportunities and most of all, friendship you have given me over the years - not to mention the moments of utter bewilderment at...1. how you bend spoons 2. how you "read minds" 3. how you get away with itand 4. how you fit soooooo much cool stuff into your life!
Speak soon!Cheers,Stuart
Brought a wee lump to my throat, that did!

SPEELING
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer inwaht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt.(Thanks to David Lees for this – original unknown)

BECOME A MIND READER – IT'S EASY!
The one question I'm asked more than any other is: How can I learn to read minds, just like you? Well, I'm about to be made redundant, thanks to Tom Duffin and his amazing ability to hunt out new toys for his shop, Another Planet, in Edinburgh, I'm about to be made redundant. And so are all the other mind readers out there.

Tom kindly sent me his latest acquisition. It's about the size of an air-freshner, plastic, and it does straight mind reading. It's called 20Q, and all you do is think of an object – any object in the world (the more obscure the better). It then asks a series of questions such as 'do you wear it' and 'is it smaller than a golf ball?' You press the 'yes' or 'no' buttons. Then, within 20 questions, it says something like: 'You win... only kidding...' and then names what you were thinking of! I've tried – among others, soccer ball, clock, car, necklace, frying pan, school bus, radiator and dolphin ... and it's got me every time. Brilliant - and not very expensive. It's the perfect gift for the one you love (even if that's yourself!) I highly recommend this little toy, and you can order one from Tom by either visiting the shop or by phoning the shop on 0131 337 0072. Do it now, and put all mind readers out of a job!
(Of course, the damn thing can't bend spoons, stop watches, or drive a car blindfolded yet!)

STEVE HARLEY
And in closing – I know it's a long way away... but my very good friend Steve Harley (and Cockney Rebel) will be performing on November 2nd at the Edinburgh Usher Hall – a BIG venue! A word to the wise: put it in your diary now. I mean this: DO NOT MISS IT! For those who live too far away from Edinburgh to make it to that one, Steve will, I'm sure, be performing at a venue near you. You can check it out at www.steveharley.com (When performing at the Festival Theatre in Edinburgh, the reviewer wrote: 'Gig of the year, if not the decade.' It's worth catching – got it?
ENDS

February 2005

2006-12-06T12:43:00.000-08:00

THIS MONTH – the summary for those who only want the bare bones.
(1) Who is Christopher Brookmyre? Buy the book.
(2) Thanks Rory
(3) This month’s gigs: private parties in Penicuik and Linlithgow. Pitlochry. Orient Express. Glasgow Moathouse. Inteviewed by The Herald newspaper. Aberdeen Treetop Hilton. London, Mayfair. Film work in Liverpool. Inchyra Grange.
(4) Fun in the Silver Cross with Ian Rowland, James T Cheung and Romany.
(5) A coincidence

RECOMMENDED READING:
In a recent e-mail from Donald at Diagnostic Instruments, he suggested that the next time I was in a bookshop I should pick up a copy of "By My Enemy" by Christopher Brookmyre. He says "It had me in stitches for 9 hours on route to the USA." Oddly, at the same time I was actually reading "One Fine Day in the Middle of the Night" by the same author, as lent to me by my brother, Brian, and it really is very, very funny - particularly if you’re a Scot. My suggestion? Stick one of his books on your recommended reading list!

RORY RAVEN:
My thanks to Rory for his work. (I have a book coming out and he kindly checked that the idiom and expressions were suited to the American market. Apparently, the phrase "cock-a-hoop" is a new one on them. It gave him something to think about, though! Thanks, Rory.

THIS MONTH’S GIGS:
... and what a month it was! I had a couple of private parties, one in Penicuik, and one in Linlithgow. Then I took a couple of days out at a fantastic country house hotel in Pitlochry. It was one of those places which had been completely renovated but still has the original brass and oak fixtures and fittings. The staff was great. The food was exquisite, too. Expensive? It certainly was not – it was remarkably fairly priced. As you can imagine, I want to keep this little treasure to myself...(romantic snowy days away from the hustle and bustle by a roaring log fire) but if you’re thinking of taking a short break and you want splendour, comfort and great food for not very much money, drop me a private e-mail and I will reveal all.

I also had a wee gig on The Orient Express. No great shakes, though, it only went from Edinburgh to Glasgow and back again!

I performed my cabaret act at The Glasgow Moathouse for a charity dinner (I had been told it was for 100, but when I arrived it turned out there was an audience of 350 – a black tie affair, too. Surrr-prrriiiise!)

I left early one morning and headed to the offices of The Herald in Glasgow for an interview and photo shoot. I do hope some of you caught the finished piece. (Published Monday February 28 – that’s right, yesterday. I got the front cover of the magazine and a double-page spread – with fabby photo’s. What a hoot!). Anyway, I was to work with some members of the public, brought in by writer Joan McFadden. There was Jim, a professional poker player. Gaynor, a jeweller and actress. Jean, a reporter, and Jane, a female funeral director. There’s more, similar stuff, to come, including with Woman’s Own magazine.

From there, it was a quick drive up to Aberdeen....

Aberdeen – the Hilton Treetop Hotel. Next day, I had an early start, "doing my thing" for visitors to an event organisation. What a lot of creative thought went into the event. There was a Winter Wonderland area, a Moroccan Room, and a Scottish room. A great deal of exceptional skill and talent had gone into the creative design and layout; not mentioning a fair amount of artistic flair. Every room was more exquisite and appealing than the one before. Much of this was down to Prime Promotions, who pulled everything together in spectacular fashion. However, the best was kept for last. A massive marquee had been kitted out as the Moulin Rouge, all ringmaster, dancing girls, costumes, purple and red velvet, and towering columns of fresh roses with spectacular table settings and light shows. I did a 30 minute spot, which was a real delight for me (and hopefully for the audience, too!) By the way, thanks to Allan, the sound and lights man for a job superbly done.

However, as soon as the show was over, it was a quick dash back through the night. A few hours sleep, then a rush to the airport and a flight to London. There, I arrived at the Chesterfield Hotel, and had enough time to catch a cab with Ian Rowland to The Silver Cross in Whitehall (he calls it "his office"!) where he introduced me to the fantastic mentalist James T Cheung (if you haven’t heard of him, you will!) and the marvellous "Romany – Diva of Magic" What a wonderful time I had that afternoon. Good food, a great setting, and fan-tastic company. (Romany - we spoke by e-mail recently, but I’m looking forward to spending a lot more time in your company later this year. Dippy Drew and the Diva... it has a certain ring to it, don’t you think?)

Much as I would have liked to spend several days in the Silver Cross, it couldn’t go on forever. So, I had to shoot over to Mayfair where I had a show for Scottish Equitable, and the retiring CEO of that company, an energetic Scot called Mark Henderson. It was a truly fantastic night in the splendour of the Noble Rot. (And thanks, Elliot, for looking after my sound!)

On the flight back the following day, oddly, Mark Henderson was on the same flight. However, our takeoff was delayed for a few minutes by a "technical difficulty". Those who know me well know I love to fly and that I always grab a window seat... Well, I was treated to the spectacle of the engine, which had some liquid pouring from underneath it and forming a large pool. Have you any idea how quickly you can lose your appetite for flight when you are watching what looks suspiciously like a lake of aviation fuel forming right underneath you? It’s rapid, let me tell you!

I spent a couple of days in Liverpool this month. The venue was The Grand Central Halls, right in the city centre. It’s a sort of multi-spectacular nightclub place, on three levels, with open balconies of exquisite and complex wrought iron, the walls covered in gilt and bright coloured artistic murals. Why was I there? Well, Integral Productions was filming Medium Cabaret, hopefully destined for Channel 4, with a mix of entertainment, mediums and psychic readings... I was brought in as the spanner-in-the-works. The bulk of my day was spent being followed around by the camera crew while I read minds, stopped watches, bent spoons and all that malarkey. However, the highlight was my 20-minute spot – with the setting kinda’ like TFI Friday. Guest presenters and hosts included Margi Clarke, members of pop sensation Madness – Chas Smash also sings with the late Ian Dury’s band The Blockheads - and Liz McClarnon from Atomic Kitten (what a luverly lady she is!). Thanks to David Less for your help on this one.
Live, before a studio audience (as they say) I revealed a childhood memory to Margi Clarke (Queen of Liverpool) who was, of course, in Coronation Street, The Farm, Good Sex Guide and Letter to Brezhnev. In her childhood memory she came first in a race at her primary school sports day. I also reproduced a drawing (done in secret and at a distant location) by Vicky Gates, who plays SRO Marilyn Chambers in The Bill. The reactions of these two ladies were probably the best I’ve had in a loooong time. They were seriously spooked. Bless ‘em both! And it’s all caught on film.

What a brilliant day – and a long drive North the following day into snow drifts and Arctic conditions. I was no sooner back than I was one of the guest after dinner speakers for The Concrete Block Association at the Inchyra Grange hotel. They’re a fine bunch of blokes who offered me a great welcome and seemed to enjoy the after-dinner-astonishment.

BY COINCIDENCE...
This story is told, as related by my friend, Don Jack. Don was out-and-about and wanted to get in touch with me but didn’t have my mobile number with him. He then realised that my agent Douglas Gillespie would have it. He was in the process of phoning Douglas, when he rounded a corner and bumped into him. "I was just thinking about you!" said Don. "You must have been speaking to Drew," said Douglas. "Actually, you’re not going to believe this... but...."
Great stuff!

UPWARDS AND ONWARDS
Well, I’m gearing up for another hectic month, with a lot of work and a lot of driving. Hurrah for Red Bull – it really DOES give you wings! I’m going to be up in the Aberdeen and Aboyne area on at least four occasions, Peterhead and Edinburgh, too.
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Bless you all – your feedback from these newsletters is always welcome and greatly enjoyed. Thanks to all those who write; and if you haven’t dropped me a note yet... what’s keeping you? I’d love to find out what you’re up to!
Best wishes,
Drew
www.drewmcadam.co.uk

January 2005

2006-12-06T12:39:00.000-08:00

NAVIGATION
JANUARY GIGS
FITBA’ DAFT
COSMETIC SURGERY
SEANCE
URI GELLER JEWELLERY
NAVIGATION

Remember I told you last month about the TomTom Go GPS navigator? Well, several of you contacted me to ask if it was REALLY that good. Well, yes... except for a couple of things you have to watch out for.
Mine didn’t know that the new section of the A1 had been opened, so when I was going down to visit my mum in North Berwick, it sent me straight past Haddington, all the time pleading with me to bear left at the next junction, which I couldn’t because I was on a sliproad-less dual carriageway. I ended up in Dunbar before I could turn round and head back.

One other thing about the GPS – it calculates the SHORTEST route, not necessarily the QUICKEST (though to be fair, you can get it to search for alternatives if you know what you’re doing). Which is why, when making my way from a show in Inverness to the next on in Aberdeen, it took me via Tomintoul and the Lecht – at the time of the storms. For those of you who don’t know this area, it’s a wilderness of mountain pass, raging streams and snow. A LOT of snow. It’s so desolate up there that there are still some clansmen making their way back along the single-track-with-passing-places-for-sheep roads after the defeat on Culloden Moor!

It sure was purty, though!

JANUARY GIGS
The month started on the first, with a cracking little gig at Melville Castle, Edinburgh. Time spent with owner, BILL HAY, is never wasted. He’s one of life’s real characters.

I had a show on at the Inverness Marriott Hotel – on the day the hurricane arrived. Sandbags and swollen rivers - the signs were all there. Certainly, just as I pulled in, the wind and the rain arrived, too. I think Scotland is missing out on a great marketing ploy. Surely people would come from all over the world to see our amazing horizontal rain?!

From Inverness to Ardoe House in Aberdeen for the next show (via the snow-covered mountains – see above). Both these gigs were in a series organised by an amazing, energetic young company RP2, or Relentless Pursuit of Perfection Limited. Hats off to IAIN DAWSON of that company!) www.relentlesspursuit.co.uk

A couple of nights later I was at Prestonfield House, Edinburgh, for the staff of the Sheraton Hotel... Thank you GILLIAN for all your help with that one.

Then there was a preferred-suppliers finger buffet at Dundas Castle, and a cracking little show for Royal Bank of Scotland at the Roxburgh Hotel. Special thanks here to CLAIRE who was the – very professional – sound engineer. Much obliged.

Another gig this month was at the Stirling Highland Hotel – the old High School where I was performing for the Civil Aviation Authority and a gaggle of Air Traffic Controllers. I had a ball, and they seemed to, too. (too too?)

I also performed at the exclusive Woodbank House in Aberdeen this month, for the go-ahead Linkfleet Company. It was certainly packed, with not much space. In fact, because I needed a bit of room for manoeuvre, everything was moved back, blocking the only door. This meant that those who wanted to "powder their noses" before the show began had to go on a guided tour of the kitchens to get from one room to the lobby. Bedlam, it was! However, special thanks to the staff, particularly KERRY, who made sure everything ran smoothly.

Thanks also to MAUREEN, BIG JIM, WEE JIM, AND GORDON.
While there, it was also great to meet up with my old chum, fellow after-dinner speaker and Scottish football legend, JOE HARPER at the gig. Some of you may have heard that Joe wasn’t very well a few months ago... well, he’s recovering fast and looking great now!

FITBA’ DAFT
Talking of football legends... Just to do something different, I went to see local football club Livingston take on Caledonian Thistle. Dear, dear me. I’m not football fan, but I’m sure the Livvy goalkeeper could have done more than stand with his hands on his hips, watching the ball glide past his head - and that was just goal number one. Livvy were thumped 4-1 – during which I toasted each and every goal with a cup of Bovril. The best part of it all was that I learned a new song, the Cally Thistle anthem to Livvy, entitled Can We Play You Every Week?

COSMETIC SURGERY
Flattering as it is, I’ve had a few requests for signed promo photo’s. So, I approached the awfy-bonnie MARTHA of Full Circle Design. She already had a few photographs of me (thank you Gary Baker) but I felt the one that was going to be used made me look washed-out out and pale. "Can you add a bit of colour to it?" I asked. Which Martha did. Imagine my shock when I was shown a sample pic of me wearing rouge, lipstick and a fetching shade of blue eye shadow. I look like the wrinkly love child of Julian Clary and John Lydon!

Nice one, Martha! For everybody else, grab ‘em while you can – they’re likely to become collectors’ items!

COMING UP THIS MONTH IN THE UK : SEANCE with Derren Brown. If you haven’t already seen it, make sure you catch it at 11:10pm in Friday February 4. Also, for those who get SKY or cable, Uri Geller is on QVC at 12 noon on Tuesday 8th February, presenting his range of jewellery, inspired by important aspects of his life such as spheres, movement and Egyptian themes. Stick ‘em in your diary now.

ENDS

December 2004

2006-12-06T12:35:00.000-08:00

Drew McAdam: DECEMBER 2004 NEWSLETTER
Tel: 01506 873013
www.drewmcadam.co.uk

Hi, how are you? In great spirits, I hope. Here is the DECEMBER Newsletter.(If you receive this it's because we've had some dealings in the past, you're a personal friend, or because you've expressed an interest in receiving the newsletter… or all of the above. However, if you have no wish to receive further issues - just hit reply and enter "unsubscribe" in the subject box. I won't take offence!)
*****
Well, did you have a good Christmas? Mine was nothing I hoped it would be... but I’m not going into that here. These things can happen at any time of the year; it just stinks when it falls during the Festive Season, don’t you think? So, tough. On with the show and into 2005. Wheeeehooo!
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NOW WE ARE MANY
My, how we’ve grown! I was counting up the number of individuals this newsletter now goes out to: people I cherish, loved ones, good friends, associates, and blokes I’ve met in pubs – and there are just under 2,000 of you! Well, may I wish every one of you a prosperous and peaceful New Year. God knows, we could do with it.
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LOST
If there really is a Sixth Sense, then it is the Sense of Direction – and mine sucks! Which is why, in a recent, unwelcome adventure, I managed to REALLY lose myself, en-route to a gig in the new-town of Cumbernauld. For those of you who are not familiar with this town, it’s a desert with windows, a municipality that has more roundabouts, A-class roads, flyovers, nameless streets, dual carriageways and sliproads to oblivion than anywhere on the face of this planet. Little wonder then that I should get so gloriously lost; exploring housing schemes and industrial estates in my quest for the Westerwood Hotel.

Spurred on by this unwelcome event, I invested in a TomTom GO GPS satellite navigation unit for my car. My advice to you? If you don’t have one – buy one. You just stick the little monitor thingy to the windscreen of your car (yes, on the INSIDE), type in the address where you want to navigate to – right down to the house number - and a pleasant female voice tells you – as you travel – every turn to take, every exit from every motorway. Everything. I just love my electronic stress-buster.

All I need now is a similar thing to tell me where my car keys are.

Oh, yes, one tip for you that I discovered: if you DO purchase a GPS and you have it connected to your computer to download all the speed camera sites, do NOT press "yes" when it asks you if you want to format the SD card (the memory card for the GPS). And do NOT sigh, roll your eyes and click "yes" when it asks you if you’re sure. Because it really DOES wipe the whole thing clean and you’ll find yourself on a return trip to wherever you bought the thing – without the aid of its navigation!

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GIGS THIS MONTH
Johnny Brown, an old school chum of mine from North Berwick, asked me to do a spot for the Life Assurance Association of Scotland at the Sheraton Hotel in Edinburgh. Then there were two evenings in quick succession at the Deer Park Beefeater in Livingston. I also had a charity gig in association with Central Police in Falkirk Town Hall, followed by a dash to South Queensferry for a 45-minute cabaret spot at Orroco Pier in South Queensferry. Another gig at Tiger Tiger in Glasgow (what a place THAT is!). Airth Castle on Christmas Day and an after dinner spot at the splendid Roxburgh Country House Hotel near Kelso.

However, the best gig – for me – was an informal, post-concert performance at the Braid Hills Hotel in Edinburgh for Steve Harley and Cockney Rebel. Steve and the band was performing in Edinburgh (and what a gig it was!) and I was invited back to "do my thing" and spend the night at the hotel.

Oh, and while we’re on the subject of Messrs Harley, he has been working on a DVD, with nine cameras, edited down to a proper film, 50-minutes long. But more: he brought a film crew to Edinburgh for an additional 40-minute piece, and I was honoured to be interviewed as a guest for the "extras" on the disc. What a gas! Of course, I’ll probably end up on the cutting room floor – good-lookers only on a music DVD, you know!

Biggest portion of the work this month has been a series of regular appearances at The Westerwood Hotel in Cumbernauld, culminating in a Hogmany gathering to see in the New Year. Busy, and fun. What more could I ask for?

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GIGS FOR NEXT MONTH
This list will be added to: Melville Castle, Three gigs in Edinburgh, After dinner in Aberdeen, Prestonfiled Hotel, Highland Hotel in Stirling, and Edinburgh International Conference Centre.
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BOOK
My new book will be heading off to the printers soon, now that I’ve finally finished correcting the proof copy. Can’t wait to see the finished product. (I love deadlines – especially that funny sound they make as they go whooshing past.)
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OVER AND OUT
And that’s it for the month. But for the year? It’s been a rollicking adventure, with trips to The Canaries and to New York. The surprise meeting with Uri Geller in London – coincidence of a lifetime, that. I’ve lost a couple of dear friends this year – but I gained new ones. Give and take. Take and give. The saddest moments were when those who are dear to me took life too seriously. The best moments were when those nearest and dearest to me smiled. Warmly.
I hope we’ve all learned something from 2004 and we can take it forward with us into 2005.

Peace to you, yours, and your neighbours.

Drew

november 2004

2006-12-06T12:32:00.000-08:00

Drew McAdam: November 2004 NEWSLETTERTel: 01506 873013www.drewmcadam.co.ukHi, how are you? Well, I hope. Here is the NOVEMBER Newsletter.(If you receive this it's because we've had some dealings in the past, you're a personal friend, or because you've expressed an interest in receiving the newsletter… or all of the above. However, if you have no wish to receive further issues - just hit reply and enter "unsubscribe" in the subject box. I won't take offence!)

A WEE BABY BORN
First up, I became a grandfather again – this is Number Seven, courtesy of my eldest daughter. The new baby is called Kimberly, and she’s a wee doll. Welcome to the world, kid. Have a great one. (Yes, I know she’s too young to read this!). Oh, and congratulations to Tom and Christine, and their new baby Brodie... (Did I spell that right?)

IDEAS FOR CHRISTMAS GIFTS.
Suggestion One: An early gift for your loved one – or just for yourself because you deserve it: Steve Harley (and Cockney Rebel) play Edinburgh on December 7 at the Queen’s Hall. If you ain’t got a ticket yet, shame on you – this is one performer you really have to see to believe. Okay?

Suggestion Two: The Rainer Hersch album "All Classical Music Explained – Live" Funny, funny, funny. By the way, Rainer, I almost drove into a field courtesy of Beethoven’s Geese!
Suggestion Three: The book "Pleader" by Len Murray. Hysterically funny, yet lump-in-the-throat moving – this is a book anybody would be delighted to start reading on Christmas morning.

THEATRE
Well, I really didn’t fancy it, but I received a special invitation courtesy of the Playhouse Theatre to the musical Mamma Mia! I thought it was just going to be platform boots, nostalgia and white Lycra... boy, was I wrong! A great evening’s entertainment, well worth catching – and don’t be too surprised if you find yourself singing along. It really is a very funny – yes, funny - show.

AWARD
I was asked along to the West Lothian Business Excellence Awards, courtesy of my client, Elite Controls Ltd. What a fantastic night. It was great to sit in the audience for a change. So, that was good. But one thing that made it for me was, having left the table for a moment, I returned to find that my cutlery had been replaced by a plastic-handled, child’s Mickey Mouse knife and fork... They’re not bent yet, Wendy! However, best of all was that Elite won best Business award – a real feather in their cap, and richly deserved. Congratulations to all.

SPOONS AND KNICKERS
I was a speaker at the big Food Traders’ Association bash in Glasgow – along with Len Murray. It was a resounding success thanks to the hard work put in by Denise Ashwood. (Lady President.) That said, she gave me the best introduction ever. The stage and spotlights were on. I was in the wings. The giant video screens flickered into life as I prepared to make my entrance... "Ladies and Gentlemen, I would like to introduce our first speaker, Drew McAdam. Drew is a friend of Uri Geller – and me. In fact the last time he was at my house, he bent all the cutlery in my drawers..." First, an unearthly silence. Then raucous laughter. And I’m supposed to follow that with a funny line? Gee, thanks!
And still on the subject of Denise... My best wishes with the wedding later this month, and every happiness to you.

WORK THIS MONTH
Very quickly, here’s this month’s work – if you caught me at one of those – Hi!.
The Thistle Hotel, Glasgow.
An awards dinner at Queensferry, then straight up the motorway to a gig at Balathie House Hotel, north of Perth.
The Hub, Edinburgh
Two corporate gigs at Altens, Aberdeen for BP.
A cabaret spot at a casino night in Galashiels – what lovely people.
A corporate gig at Melville Castle for WL Gore (the guys who manufacture Gortex)
Thaneston House near Inverurie (and a long drive home again) for the oil and gas industry.
And a spot for Price Waterhouse Coopers at The Point in Edinburgh.
So there, you go, another year just about over. The next newsletter will land on your desktop next month – and next year. I’ll meet up with you in the near future – a bright one. Good wishes to one and all.

Best wishes,

Drew